MMB Chapter 129
Chapter 129
Interview with Mr. Ghost of the Toilet:
Interviewers: Hiyori Ichiki, Yatogami
Toilet ghost: Are you sick? You actually interviewed in the toilet... Wait, burn me a piece of toilet paper first, and I will be interviewed when I come out.
Ye Fighting God: No need, this toilet is not soundproof, and it is enough to hear clearly when talking inside.
Toilet ghost: I have hinted so clearly, don't you understand?Don't talk about it unless you burn it to me with toilet paper.
"The Book of Worlds": Mr. Ghost's tone...is very bad, always very irritable, really scary.
Toilet Ghost: Wait, why are you a woman here?It was the sandpaper you burned for me last time, please get out of here, immediately, immediately!
Midnight: Chronicles, you...
Bracent Mack: Brat!What kind of tone are you talking about? Is it your attitude towards the teacher?
Toilet Ghost: Noon, Midnight Teacher?And Mr. Mike?What the hell... are you here to deliver paper to me?
Ichiki Hiyori: Since you call the teachers of Heroic Academy teachers...then they are students here, what class are you from?what is it call?
Toilet ghost: (slapping the cubicle door angrily) Do you think I will expose myself and be laughed at by you, no way!By the way, that woman just now is really a teacher?
"Book of Chronicles": This is the normal practice of the SCP Foundation to conduct experiments, right, Miss Yiqiri and Ms.
Yiqi Hiyori: ...That's right.
Midnight: But whatever it is... Is it too much to pass sandpaper to someone stuck in the toilet because there is no paper to wipe their ass/butt...
Principal Nezu: This is also the last resort for Ms. "Book of History". After all, if this paper gets out...we can't think about what he will do.
Toilet ghost: At the very least, I will pass toilet paper to people who don't have paper to go to the toilet in the future.
Yato: Even if you become a ghost, don’t you want to get out of trouble yourself? I think you need to refer to the Indians. There are so many of them, and none of them are as poor and fastidious as you.
Toilet Ghost: Could that be the same? !I am a student of Xiongying Class A, and I want to become a professional hero in the future...
Yiqi Hiyori: Okay, write it down... After a while, compare it with Xiongying's Class A students in previous years, and see if there are any missing ones...
Toilet Ghost: Are You Devils?
Blessent Mac: But what the hell is going on with you, such inflexibility is not what Class A of Heroes should be like.
Olmert: Boy, if you don’t pay attention to it, underwear/pants are also fine...
Toilet ghost: ... Ol Might, is it actually Ol Might!Why did Olmert go to Xiongying's toilet? Why did Olmert meet him the only time in his life that he didn't bring paper to relieve himself?
Hikari: Calm down, please.
Principal Nezu: Mr. Olmert... is a specially hired teacher of our Hei Academy.
Toilet Ghost: ...So I just went to the toilet and All Might became my teacher?
Olmert: No, no, I've retired, I'm afraid I can't teach you anything...
Principal Nezu: Please don’t say that. If it’s Olmert, no matter what you become, you will always be the beacon we follow.
Midnight: Yes, you are not only a hero in life, but also No.1 in each of us forever.
Olmert: You can’t say such things. Now the students can stand up. They have done better than me, and their world must be more peaceful than when I was there.
Principal Nezu: You are too self-effacing.
Midnight: You are too self-effacing.
Bracent Mack: You're being too self-effacing.
Toilet Ghost: You are too self-effacing.
Toilet Ghost: ...
Toilet Ghost: Why did Mr. Principal and Olmert blow commercially in front of my toilet cubicle!Also, why did Olmert take the opportunity to retire when I was just squatting on the toilet?Have you ever considered my feelings!
Toilet ghost: (slapping the toilet door angrily) Also, today's protagonist is obviously me, right? !
All Might: (a moment of silence) Sorry.
Ye Fighting God: Wait a minute... Didn't you just say that you won't be interviewed if you don't give me a paper?
Yiqi Hiyori: (pulls Yato's sleeve, winks) Can you please give me a step down?
Midnight: So, what's a boy whimpering about, don't you want to see Olmert?As long as you pull up your pants and come out, you can see the idol!
Toilet Ghost: I will never come out to see All Might with █ on my ass/ass!
Olmert: Or...pass him a piece of paper.
"Book of Chronicles": Senior, if you are so unprincipled, you will not become a qualified employee of the SCP Foundation!
All Might: Is...is that so? (hesitating tone)
Yiqi Hiyori: (serious expression, serious tone) We just want to provide him with everything except toilet paper, this is the true meaning of the SCP Foundation's j-series.
Toilet ghost: I was unlucky to be able to provoke a pestilence organization like yours by going to the toilet... Please, please stop making trouble, I'm really jio numb.
Teacher No. 13: When you go to the restroom, you are squatting jio numb. Are you really from the hero department?
Yiqi Hiyori: I'm not good at fighting either, maybe...the ones squatting inside are from the magic department?
Olmert: Yiqi girl, if you think too much, even in my heyday, squatting for such a long time will make you feel jio numb.
Midnight: That's right, do you think it's been a week since you found this guy...?Normal people starve to death.
Toilet Ghost: Huh...?It's been a week?
Blessent Mack: Yeah that's right, let me ask you... why don't you feel hungry?
Toilet ghost: No matter how you say it, eating with your own ██ is too harsh.
Bracent Mack: So you're so hungry?Don't you just flush the water and then squat?
Toilet ghost: No, the flushing water will splash on the PP.
Bresant Mike: ...You don't have any relationship with Elegant Qingshan, do you?
Qingshan Yaya: No, all my relatives wear silk handkerchiefs when going to the bathroom.
midnight:……! !how did you get in
Aoyama Yaya: After class...you can go to the bathroom afterward, right?
Iida Tenya: There is no guy like this in our class. I guarantee it in the name of the class leader.
Toilet Ghost: Wait, is the class president elected just after the start of school?And when I was squatting on the toilet, I was selected as the squad leader... definitely being targeted, right?
Iida Tenya: By saying this, you are slandering my personality, and you are also slandering the personality of all the teaching staff...Come on, come out of the toilet cubicle, and let us compare who is the most suitable monitor!
Green Valley Izuku: Please, please wait a moment, the problem is that there is no such guy in our class, right?
Liri Ochako: Yes, there is no record of this guy... who the hell are you?
Toilet Ghost: Wait, girls?
Toilet ghost: I can bear the toilet cleaning aunt, female researcher and female teacher who clean the toilet, but what happened to the girls?This is the men's restroom, right?
Midnight: What do you mean by comparing me with the toilet cleaner?
"Book of Chronicles": What do you mean by comparing me with the toilet cleaning lady?
Yiqi Hiyori: What do you mean by comparing me with the toilet cleaner?
Toilet Ghost: Can you all shut up, I just want toilet paper now, please, let me come out... Just now I was jio numb and almost stepped on █.
Toilet ghost: To tell you the truth, our next class in Class A is Mr. Aizawa Yuta's class. He said... If someone is late, everyone will be expelled... Although he said it to scare us, it is the first time Being late for class is really bad.
Principal Nezu: ...
Aizawa Shouta: ...
(Suddenly there are hurried footsteps)
Bradkin: Is Mr. Principal still there... Why are there so many students from Class A crowded here?What are you doing here on weekends?Get out of here!
Midnight: ...that's right, today is the weekend, so you... (glaring dangerously at the students of Class A)
Olmert: Hurry up and go home, we can't guarantee the absolute safety of this ghost, it's too risky for you to join in the fun so hastily, it seems that I need to do my homework——
Izuku Lvgu: We are here to observe how Yiqiri and senior sister deal with SCP anomalies.
Olmert: The Green Valley boy is so eager to learn!I am so proud of you!
Bradkin: ...may I speak, please?
Bradkin: After comparison in the database, no students from Class A of the Hero Department have been found missing over the years. The situation is not true... This ghost is still lying.
Toilet Ghost: Are you kidding me!At the beginning, you sent me the admission notice with playback function!
Blessent Mack: (hesitating) Wait a minute...
Olmert: (sneaking eyes at Shouta Aizawa) Indeed, there is another possibility.
Aizawa Shouta: ... (Silence).
Blessent Mack: I remember... Eraserhead fired an entire class a few years ago for being late... (looks around uncertainly)
Bradkin: Don't look at me, this guy Aizawa Shouta only teaches Hero Class A at Hei Academy.
Aizawa Shouta: ...
Bracent Mack: And...it seems like we didn't put these expelled students into the system...
Aizawa Shouta: ...That's right. (silence)
Toilet ghost: ...what do you mean? (horrified tone)
Principal Nezu: It seems that because of that big expulsion, the unused toilets were closed...
Aizawa Shouta: ... (Silence).
Toilet Ghost: Wait, let me take it easy... In other words, during the time I was squatting on the toilet, I have been... fired, right?
(Dead silence, no answer.)
Aizawa Shouta: ... (Still silent, then took out a pack of tissue paper from his pocket and lit it with a lighter)
Toilet Ghost: (The tone is still excited) Wait, have you guys given me a letter of approval, have I been fired... Hey!toilet paper!
Toilet ghost: "The sound of paper rubbing"
Toilet ghost: "The sound of lifting pants"
Toilet ghost: "The sound of the toilet flushing"
Toilet ghost: Huh...jio numb.Don't go!Tell me what's going on right now!immediately!
Toilet ghost: "The sound of the latch opening"
Toilet ghost: "The sound of forcefully opening the latch"
Toilet Ghost: Huh?Strange, this door...
Toilet Ghost: (Sound of trying to knock on the door) Toilet!Place!Door!bad!up!
Toilet Ghost: Let me out!Let me out!
Hikari: This concludes this interview.
Postscript: This project was cataloged as SCP-█-j. Since then, the toilet has continued to be out of use, and the teacher Aizawa Shouta volunteered to donate money to build a new toilet next to it for students to use.
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A class teacher: Expelled for a while, crematorium afterwards