Chapter 1
Chapter 1
only my Qi Xin
Author: Autumn Wind Ci
Sri Lanka
On the night of July [-]th, [-] AD, an unknown alley was deep, long and dark.
A sneaky figure... Ah, no, a sneaky figure walking in this deep, long, dark and backward alley.
ha?You ask me why I say this alley is backward?Is it deep, long and dark and not lagging behind?
I can only hear this figure walking forward, while constantly muttering - the road is long and my wife is far away, I will search up and down.Lady!Darling!Darling!baby!where are you!Come and fall into the warm and spacious, stalwart and safe (not) embrace of Wo He Zhao!
……
I saw He Zhao walking and chanting all the way, even the rats on the side of the road couldn't stand it and fainted, okay!Comparable to Tang Monk!No!Tang Seng is even better than Tang Seng!
So, I only heard someone who was talking about screaming, and Hualili was knocked down to the ground by someone who fell from the sky suddenly~
So, people are doing what the sky is watching...
Qi Xie woke up groggy.
Um?What's next?Why is it so...hard?
So Qi Xie reluctantly stretched out a long, slender hand that was whiter than snow and seemed to have a scent, and touched... Well, a person.
Then Qi Xie wiped his hands on He Zhao's clothes indifferently, jumped aside neatly, and looked at the person lying on the ground with disgust.
I don't know how many bacteria he has on his body, so he must wash it several times when he goes back!
Then, Qi Xie turned around...to leave?
Just kidding, why does He Zhao want the protagonist to leave?
Qi Xie just stepped forward and felt the deep malice from the world, and saw the unconscious person just now tugging at the corner of his clothes, it was about to tear, okay?You let go!Ben... I managed to get a suit of human clothes, Hun Dan!
And then, just when Qi Xie finally couldn't bear it and was about to get mad...
"My lady! I finally found you!"
I must be hallucinating!I must be hallucinating!I must be hallucinating!
Madan!Can't help it!He even rubbed my bacteria, pulled my clothes and changed my wife!I'll kick you to death, Hundan!
However, the reality is cruel...
I saw He Zhao stretched out a hand to easily hold Qi Xie's outstretched...foot, and asked suspiciously: "Why is the lady so impatient? It's probably not very good outside..."
break!No!Tie!bring!I can't wait to fuck your sister!Do you dare to let me go!
"Let go." Qi Xie ordered coldly.
"Oh." He Zhao obediently let go of Qi Qian's feet, jumped up "swipe", and asked with bright eyes: "Lady, let's go get married?" The lady's feet smell so good, hehe ...
Qi Xie took a deep breath... huh... huh... huh... as if he kicked the bastard in front of him to hell!
"Miss?" He Zhao looked at Qi Xie who was expressionless and silent, and leaned forward very worriedly... Pop!
"My lady, why did you hit me?" He Zhao covered the beaten half of his face and looked at Qi Xie very aggrieved.But... the lady's hands are so soft!It doesn't hurt at all... Could it be that the lady wants to touch me?
Qi Qianmu looked at the person in front of him with a straight face, and there was no wave in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh.Hun Dan, do you dare not look at me and drool!
"I'm a man." Qi Xie said word by word, with a really strong tone, especially the third word.
"I know, my lady." He Zhao looked confused, not knowing the reason why Qi Xie said this, the lady is a man in the first place.Although I thought it would be a woman at first, but I really like the lady with her feet, hands, soft temper and temper.
"What a coincidence, my wife and I are also a man!" He Zhao suddenly thought of a possibility - so the lady was telling me that we have a lot in common!This is just one of them?
"..." Qi Xie.
Only my Qi Xin
"Can you stop following me!" Qi Xie, who had been chased for most of the night, finally couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and shouted at the people behind him.
Madan!Where did this freak come from!When did humans become so powerful!
"Miss, it's very dangerous here. It doesn't matter if you want to play here, I will protect you from behind!" He Zhao looked at the person with flushed (angry) cheeks in front of him and thought very happily: Mistress is caring about me!The lady is so easy to be shy!The lady is so cute!
Qi Xie looked at the person in front of him and smiled stupidly again... Hehehe.
"What exactly do you want?"
"My lady, don't worry about me. I often work at night, so I won't be tired. Have fun, lady, I will definitely protect you!" The lady is so caring, gentle and shy!What should I do if I feel like my wife more and more!But why didn't the lady want to marry me just now?
right!It must be because it's a little late tonight and I'm afraid I'm too tired!
If Qi Xie knew what He Zhao was thinking: Hehe...your sister.
Why?Where is the lady?
He Zhao, who had been smirking for a while because of the lady's meticulous care, suddenly found that the lady was gone when he came back to his senses!
"My lady, are you..." Where is it?
Then He Zhao saw the kitten that popped out at some point in front of him and said to him, "Idiot, do you know who I am?"
Immediately, He Zhao jumped up and down to the side of the little cat, picked up the little cat and put his head on the little cat, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing.How can you be so cute, lady!It's against the law to be cute!I want to protect you even if you are cute!Ma'am, you can't let me protect you just because you're worried that I won't sleep well!Protecting the lady is my bounden duty!
Kitty Qi Xie feels very, very, very bad.If Qi Xie had a better understanding of human society, he would say: My friends and I were stunned!
In fact, the fact is that Qi Xie, the cat, is in a very complicated mood at the moment: Don't people scare away when they see monsters (of course, this is what ordinary humans think)?Why is this person not afraid at all... seems to be very happy?
"I'm a demon." Qi Xie said.
"My lady, you are so cute!" He Zhao replied.
"I'm a demon!" Qi Xie said again.
"My lady, you are so soft (hair)!" He Zhao replied.
"I'm a demon..." Qi Xie replied.
"My lady, you smell so good!" He Zhao replied.
"I'm a demon, you're not afraid at all, I'm going to let go of me, Hun Dan, or I'll be called indecent, Hun Dan!" Huh... the world is clean.
Qi Xie: Hehehe...the image is gone...the promise is noble and glamorous, and the promise is domineering...
He Zhao reluctantly let go of Qi Xie, held the cat Qi Xie carefully in both hands, and silently moved his head towards him, "Lady...it's only natural for a husband to hug his wife..."
Qi Xie: Life (soul) has nothing (light) to (go) to love (death)... I can't respond to scolding, I can't run and I can't run, even the original form of mighty and domineering is useless...
"My lady, why don't you talk? Don't be shy, I won't hug you outside anymore. Be good." He Zhao comforted himself, and patted the kitten's head by the way.Why?So soft!This is the lady's hair!Touch again!So soft!The lady's hair is so soft!Come again!
Qi Xie: Whoever has a perverted magic weapon, give me a bunch!
"Put me down." After a series of in-depth thinking, Qi Xie finally decided to accept his fate. The demon world pays attention to resignation... Ma Dan!This can only pick up evil fate, Hun Dan!The demon world is also a place where one fist speaks... Hundan!You wait!Don't fall into my hands!
He Zhao's hand that was mopping oil suddenly paused, shrunk his neck, and looked around - there was no wind.Why did you feel a chill in your neck just now?
get get along
"Miss, don't you want to continue walking?" He Zhao looked at the beautiful young man who was walking back with a puzzled expression, with an imperceptible cunning in his eyes.
"I'm going home." Qi Shao remained expressionless.Whoever is inexplicably entangled by a strange person for most of the night and can't get rid of it with life and death... Hehe... I won't come out again after the experience is over, okay!Never have expectations for the human world again!
"Miss, can I see you off?" He Zhao hurriedly beat the snake with a stick to take advantage of his convenience.I'm about to visit the lady's boudoir (hehe)!so excited!So happy!So happy!So happy!
Qi Shao: ...hehe
Hun Dan, do you dare not rush to the front of me when you are asking me and block the only road in the alley so tightly that even an ant can't get through it!
"I knew my wife would not reject me, my lady, let's go quickly! It will be dark later." He Zhao dragged the happy (sluggish) Qi Shao to the exit of the alley with a happy (wretched) face go.
Hun Dan, are you blind or blind or blind?It's almost midnight, okay?You love to let go of me!
However, a great biologist once told us that this is a society of the jungle...
"Wow! My lady, your house is so big and beautiful!" He Zhao pulled Qi Shao and stood in front of a small wooden house (!) at the foot of a mountain (?) and exclaimed.
"..."
There are too many slots and the heart is too tired.
"What exactly do you want?" Qi Shao shook his hand impatiently, but he didn't shake it off, and the anger in his heart became even more intense, but his face was still covered with frost—it was freezing to death!
He Zhao immediately had a serious face, and he didn't act like a good boy anymore!nonsense!Didn't you see that the lady has endured to the limit!
"Mother..." Son...
Qi Shao glanced at it coldly, and He Zhao immediately swallowed the rest of the word.
The lady doesn't like me calling him a lady swollen!The lady still doesn't admit that I'm swollen!
"I am an apprentice of a physiognomy master...the master told me that I will find my mother—you."
……hehe.Qi Shao looked indifferent.
"Master said that if I can't bring mother—you back, he will expel me, a disciple, from the teacher.
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