Chapter 36
Chapter 36
Yoyo landed on Ji Xiaocan's head.Feng Yi gently took off the fallen leaves, put them in the palm of his hand, and blew lightly on it, wanting to let the fallen leaves continue to blow with the wind.
...didn't blow.
Snatching the fallen leaves, Ji Xiaocan crushed the fallen leaves and spread them on his hands, saying, "Really, I can't even blow a leaf, look at me! Huh—"
"boom--"
"Hey, who is it? Why is it so heavy!" Suddenly, a person fell from between the branches and just knocked Ji Xiaocan to the ground.
The unconscious person stood up, straightened his hair and collar, bowed his head and apologized: "I'm really sorry, I'm in a hurry."
"Why do you hide in a tree in a hurry?" Ji Xiaocan didn't understand.
"Well, it's a long story," he said, "Actually, I didn't mean to hide in the tree."
"Is someone chasing you?"
"It doesn't count. By the way, my name is Xiaocao, how about you?"
"My name is Ji Xiaocan, and his name is Fengyi." Ji Xiaocan introduced Xiaocao, and at the same time he was puzzled, why the names around him were so ordinary——Fengyi, Fenger, Xiaojin, Xiaoyin, Aci, Atong ... Only Feng Chunhua is better, but I can't say what a good name it is.Ji Xiaocan suddenly became proud: "As expected, my name is the best!"
"Well, your name sounds the best." Feng Yi praised Ji Xiaocan, and touched his hair by the way—it was very comfortable to the touch.
Feng Yi didn't let the topic go any further, and asked Xiaocao, "Then why are you hiding in the tree?"
Xiaocao thought for a while, but didn't know how to start.He organized his words and tried to express his meaning clearly: "Probably I have an appointment this morning, and after finishing it, I am going to rest for a while and leave. Suddenly she said that she heard voices, and someone should be coming. I was scared I jumped and fell off the bed. She saw me rolling towards the edge of the bed, and she was about to throw the quilt down for me to cushion, but she was a little slower, and she used too much force. Not only did the quilt fall off, but also people fell to the ground."
"Get to the point." Feng Yi reminded him.
"...Anyway, then I jumped out of the window and fled-actually, I don't know why I hid, but the conditioned reflex left at that time."
Ji Xiaocan patted him on the shoulder: "You have the potential to be an undercover agent, young man."
"To each other." The young man Xiaocao patted Ji Xiaocan in response, and then continued, "In the end I hid in the tree—don't ask me why I went to the tree, I don't know, I just followed my intuition. Then I fell asleep and hit you."
"Speaking of which you just kept talking about him, is he a man or a woman?" From birth to now, almost all the people Ji Xiaocan saw together were men and men.Although from what Xiaocao said just now, he can already guess that Xiaocao's object is the old hen.But... Looking at Xiaocao's small body, it's impossible not to think about it.
"Of course it's a woman!" Xiaocao replied without hesitation, "Any questions?"
"Uh no, it's nothing." Ji Xiaocan felt that it was impolite to say "how can you be with a woman when you are so skinny" rashly, so she changed the subject and asked, "Then what kind of person do you think your partner is?"
Ji Xiaocan was already ready to listen to Xiaocao berate the old hen - it's hard to imagine that his mother would find such a thin person - it is estimated that this person was forced by her lust.
Quite beyond Ji Xiaocan's expectation, Xiaocao murmured happily: "She...is pretty good."
"What's a good way?" Ji Xiaocan thought she had heard it wrong.
Xiaocao pointed her fingers, as if she was counting her good points: "She is very cute and loves to smile; she is also very gentle, very virtuous, and treats me very well; most importantly, she is very kind, even if it is just a grass I can't bear to step on it."
"Cute? Gentle? Kind? Virtuous and virtuous?" The more Ji Xiaocan listened, the more he felt that it was outrageous, and he secretly guessed in his heart whether he might have made a mistake—maybe his object was not an old hen at all?
But then Xiaocao said something: "She said her name is 'Old Hen'. Although it's a bit fake, the name is quite interesting, isn't it?"
Ji Xiaocan feels that her world view has been completely subverted.
He thought carefully about some of the advantages of the old hen that Xiaocao just said - to be honest, he didn't know that his mother had so many advantages.But after thinking about it carefully, Ji Xiaocan felt relieved.
Love to laugh?No, no, it's too fat, the fat on the face squeezed!
Treat Xiaocao well?Nonsense, they are lovers, if they are not good to him, can they be good to Ji Xiaocan!
Reluctant to step on the grass?It's a joke, Xiaocao's name contains grass, so it's no wonder old hens would step on grass!
Ji Xiaocan whispered in Feng Yi's ear, "I think this Xiaocao is blind."
"Perhaps he really likes the type of your mother." Feng Yi thought about the image of the old hen, and felt a little unbelievable, "Why don't you ask?"
Just ask.Feng Yi looked into Xiaocao's eyes: "Why did you fall in love with the old hen? Don't talk about her good points, just talk about the reason."
"Why should I tell you?"
Feng pushed Ji Xiaocan to him: "This is the son of the old hen."
Xiaocao was a little surprised, paused, and said uncertainly: "Son?" He stretched out his hand very kindly, as if to touch Ji Xiaocan's head.
Feng Yi stretched out his hand to block it, and pulled Ji Xiaocan behind him—I have never seen this situation before—it seems that every time someone wants to touch Ji Xiaocan's head, Feng Yi will do it, even if that person has a good relationship with him, even if it is One's own brothers, even elders.
He smiled to make Xiaocao look less embarrassed: "Tell me about you and the old hen."
Xiaocao hesitated for a moment: "Okay, for the sake of smashing my son just now."
He looked at the grass on the side of the road, and suddenly seemed to be a different person, with a slow and long voice: "At that time, I was still a grass. I grew up in the fairyland, and my life was in danger many times. For example, once, A little yellow chicken like a ball stood next to me full of resentment."
Ji Xiaocan seems to have remembered something.
"This little chicken was chattering around for a long time, and even threatened to uproot me. Fortunately, I was smart enough to say that so-and-so was my father. As a result, the little chicken was really bluffed."
"But at that time, I did practice for about a month before I could transform. But after the little yellow chicken left, the old hen came after a few days. I was still practicing hard at that time, and she seemed in a bad mood. Walking around in a rage."
Ji Xiaocan suddenly felt guilty.
Xiaocao didn't notice his expression, and continued: "Later, the old hen saw me——no, maybe she was just looking at a large pile of plants behind me. I thought she was going to break us to vent our anger , who knew she would just caress me lightly and sigh leisurely."
"...Don't you think it's more...inappropriate to sigh with her figure?" For some reason, a fat woman sighed in Ji Xiaocan's mind, and when she sighed, a tornado blew up.
"I think she has a sense of security," Xiaocao said.
"Your vision is very special." Ji Xiaocan said with half incomprehension and half admiration.
"At that time, I suddenly had a feeling - I was going to transform! This feeling is very strange. There are many flowers and plants around me who have practiced for many years, but it has been a long time since I have not transformed. It is because there is no such thing. It’s a magical feeling.” Xiaocao gestured with her hands for a long time, “Can you understand what I mean?”
"Yes, yes." Feng Yi found that Xiaocao in front of him was almost completely ignorant of the key points, "Don't talk about what's there or what's not, just get straight to the point."
"Is there anything missing?" Xiaocao said seriously, "It's all important details."
"...you continue"
"Ahem." Xiaocao continued, "Then the old hen and I began to fall in love."
"How can I just mention the main point?" Ji Xiaocan was so excited when he heard that Xiaocao was finally going to talk about the main topic, but Xiaocao stopped talking after saying one sentence.
"It doesn't matter, I don't mind." Xiaocao said very easily.
"But we don't mind!"
"Tell me about you." Xiaocao looked at the two of them holding hands together, stared at Feng together, "What's your relationship with my son?"
Feng Yi and Ji Xiaocan looked at each other.Feng Yi really couldn't find the nervousness of seeing his parents, so he said bluntly: "We are a couple."
"Couple? You mean, you want to marry my son like a woman?"
"No." Feng Yi explained, "We are just getting married, there is no such thing as who marries whom.
"
Seeing that Xiaocao was still thinking about it, Feng Yi took Ji Xiaocan's hand and kissed lightly on the back of it: "I will love him forever. The old hen agreed to our marriage!"
"Since she said so, I can't disagree." Xiaocao finally let go, "But what should I call you in the future? Daughter-in-law? Or son-in-law?"
Feng Yi had an expectant smile on his face, as if he was imagining the scene of holding a wedding banquet with Ji Xiaocan: "My name is Feng Yi."
"Yes, I remembered, Ji Xiaocan introduced it before."
"Then what do you think is the best time for us to get married?" Feng Yi asked Ji Xiaocan's future father for his opinion.
"Anytime is fine." Xiaocao didn't care, "You can decide for yourself—but it's better to get married later than me and the old hen."
Feng Yi wanted him to say that, and immediately agreed happily.
Marriage is a big event in life
I think back then, when Feng Chunhua got married, there was a jubilation between the heaven and the earth, and there were thousands of phoenixes, big and small, of the phoenix family.
MMB