A chicken in a phoenix nest

Chapter 4

Afterwards, I felt very depressed.

"I have nothing to eat," he plucked a feather, "you don't pity me."

"My mother shows off in front of me every day," he plucked another feather, "you don't feel sorry for me."

"I'm fat like a ball," he plucked out the third feather, "you don't feel sorry for me."

"Aw!" the old hen screamed, "Damn child, you plucked my hair!"

"Oh?" Xiaocan looked at the three feathers in his hand. The third feather was indeed different from the first two in appearance, so Xiaocan nodded, "Oh."

"Oh what! It's the most impolite to answer 'oh' when someone talks to you." The old hen glanced at him, as if she didn't feel Xiaocan's depression, "And I told you to lose weight because I don't want you to become fat. Ball!"

"Hmph! I've decided!"

"Decide what?"

"I won't tell you!" After saying that, Xiao Can ran outside the chicken coop.At this moment, there was no fairy passing by, and Xiaocan didn't have to roll, but walked with her little claws in a serious manner.

It's so abnormal.The old hen was a little puzzled: Did this kid decide to go outside and wait for the passing fairy?

In fact, Xiaocan just made a great decision.

"I want to run away from home!" Xiaocan confided to a certain grass jelly by the roadside.

Xiancao ignored him.

"Aren't you the fairy grass? Isn't the fairy grass talking? Why are you ignoring me!" Xiao Can shouted at the fairy grass angrily.

Grass jelly trembled, and stepped back a little.

"I'm going to pull you up!"

"Don't pull it out!" Immortal Grass suddenly spoke.

"It turns out that grass jelly can really talk." Xiaocan said, "I'll tell you a secret, I decided to run away from home."

Xiancao was silent again, it seemed that it was not him who said don't pull it just now, but Xiaocan's auditory hallucination.

"Since you already know so much, I'll pull you up and destroy your corpse."

"Farewell, brother." The grass jelly shrank back, "Master has practiced for nine hundred and ninety-nine years, and he is only one year away from transforming into form! Besides, my father is so-and-so, if you pull me out, he will I'm going to boil you into chicken soup!"

Who is who?Although Xiaocan didn't understand, the name "So-so-so" sounded very powerful.

He thought for a moment about being boiled into chicken soup.

Then he swallowed.

"Forget it. I won't play with you. Really, why do you have to drag me to talk."

Xiancao: "..." Who is pulling who is talking.

Xiaocan has decided to run away from home.He wants to leave the heaven and go out to practice.

He is very firm.No one can stop him.

In order to highlight his determination, he is going to accept some tests first.

"Xiao Jin! Xiao Jin!" Xiaocan found Xiao Jin practicing with a branch as a sword in a garden next to the chicken coop.

"Why?" Xiao Jin split the branch in half so that Xiao Can could discover her dissatisfaction.

But how could Xiao Can, who has no roots, find out?

So Xiaocan continued: "I decided to run away from home."

"Bon voyage!" Xiao Jin waved his hand.

"You won't keep me?"

"I'm in a bad mood right now."

"why?"

"I found out that I fell in love with someone." Xiao Jin squatted down, trying to let Xiao Can see that he was not so strenuous.

But Xiaocan's scalp was numb from his hot gaze: "You don't like me, do you?"

"How is it possible!" Xiao Jin glanced at Xiao Can with disdain, "You have a ball-like body and are covered in yellowish feathers. My vision is very good, how could I like you."

"...Am I that bad?" Xiaocan muttered, but immediately the thought of gossip drove the complaining words back to the nest, occupying Xiaocan's thoughts, "Quickly tell me! Who is it?"

Xiaocan's eyes are bright, and the eyeballs roll around, and she knows that she has some bad thoughts at a glance.

But Xiao Jin just didn't look at him.So Xiaojin said: "He, he is very beautiful. He is even more beautiful than that Weaver Girl. But he just doesn't like to talk."

"Little Silver?"

"how do you know?"

"Guess."

"Then go and confess for me!" Xiao Jin suddenly picked up Xiao Can.

Xiaocan squinted at him.

Xiao Jin gritted his teeth: "After the matter is completed, I will treat you to eat the best rice in the heaven!"

"make a deal!"

So Xiaocan temporarily forgot about running away from home, and went to find Xiaoyin with a heavy responsibility—of course not to confess Xiaojin in a serious way, he is not so obedient.

Xiaoyin picked up three banana peels, knocked over two basins of water placed on the half-open door with small stones, and bypassed several pots of cactus placed on the road, and successfully came to the culprit, Xiaocan. relative.

Xiaocan said: "I am Xiaojin, I like you."

"You are Xiaocan, but Xiaojin asked you to help him confess to me."

Xiao Can wholeheartedly wanted to blame Xiao Jin for the prank: "No, I am Xiao Jin, I was transformed into Xiao Can by the Jade Emperor just now."

"You are Xiaocan."

"I'm Xiaojin."

"You are Xiaocan."

"I'm Xiaojin!"

"You are Xiaocan."

"I'm Xiaojin—"

"You are Xiao Jin."

"I'm Xiaocan!"

Xiaocan was surprised to be fooled.Little Silver smiled all over his face.He walked up to Xiaocan and looked down at the chubby guy: "There's nothing else to do except this."

Xiaocan suddenly remembered that he was going to run away from home: "I want to leave..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Can was kicked out.

Extremely sad and indignant, he decided to go directly to the old hen.

"I want to run away from home!"

"Oh."

"Didn't you say it was most rude to answer 'Oh'?"

"That's on the basis that what you said is true."

"What I said is true, I really want to leave the heaven to practice!" Xiaocan tried her best to jump higher, so that she could look more serious.Although he didn't know the relationship between height and seriousness.

"Then do you know how to leave the heaven?"

Xiaocan hesitated at once: "I don't know."

"I don't know what you're still talking about."

"Hmph!" Xiaocan ran out of the chicken coop again, "Anyway, I just want to run away from home!"

He said while running: "I want to become the most powerful chicken!"

... What a great ambition!

Famous and surnamed Ji Xiaocan

"Hi Uncle Policeman, I am going to run away from home, can you recommend me a place that is far away from home, has a lot of delicious food, and allows me to gain experience and achieve success? Oh, yes, it is best In a more prosperous place, not in China, and everyone will treat me very well because they think I am cute, such as making me a midnight snack. Also, you must regard fat as beauty, and you must not dislike me like a ball . Uncle policeman, can you tell me where this place is?"

"..."

What would you do if you were a police officer?

Will you seriously help this kid find this weird place, or just treat him like a kid and run a house and ignore him?Or just call his mother and tell her to take care of his little kid?

Xiaocan is like the kid who asked the police uncle where he ran away from home.

However, when most people would choose the second or third methods, "Uncle Policeman" Liu An didn't know which muscle was cramped, and he seriously helped Xiaocan with advice.

"Uncle Liu, I made up my mind to run away from home!"

"Xiao Can, it's a good thing for boys to go out to practice and practice. Let me help you find out where to go."

"Thank you Uncle Liu!"

Liu An didn't know when he became Xiaocan's uncle Liu. Although he always felt that it was a bit strange for a chicken to recognize someone as an uncle, but since Xiaocan had already called out like this, he decided to take advantage of it to the end. It's really not cheap.

But in fact, the crux of the problem is not that Liu An is called uncle for no reason, the crux of the problem is that he doesn’t know how to walk—as a rookie god who has just ascended to the sky, Liu An finds that he hardly walks around. , spent most of the time in his own residence, cultivating fairy grass, communicating with the gods who came to visit and so on.

No, you can't make a fool of yourself in front of children.Especially not to make a fool of yourself in front of a child who looks dull and cute.

So Liu Qiang pretended to be reciting the spell of immortality. In fact, when you walk in and listen, you will find that he is actually reciting the Book of Songs, but he speaks very fast, "Qingqing Zijin, leisurely my heart" can be read as " blue veins worry".At the same time, he didn't let his hands idle, his fingers kept moving in mid-air.It lasted for nearly ten seconds, and he pointed at random with his hand: "Just go there!"

"Then do you know how to get out of the heaven?"

"Here," Liu An thought for a while, "I'll probably be able to get out if you go all the way there."

"you sure?"

"I am sure."

"That direction is Seven Fairies' boudoir."

"...Bypass them." Liu An clenched his fists, "Men have to stand the test in this regard."

"What test?" Blinking innocently.

Liu An looked at the pure light that shot out from the small black bean's eyes—ah, the pressure and guilt are rolling in like a torrential river, making it impossible to answer.

"Uncle Liu, I won't talk to you anymore, I'm leaving, see you later!" Xiao Can seemed impatient for what was about to happen, bid farewell to Liu An in a hurry, and walked in the direction he pointed before, "Remember Help me bid farewell to my mother, Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin! Just say that I walked bravely!"

"If he really leaves the fairyland, what if he forgets the time?" Liu An was suddenly worried, so he yelled in the direction Xiaocan left, "Remember to come back before dark—"

"Back your head, why don't you just go with him!" The humanoid old hen appeared from nowhere and slapped Liu An on the back of the head.

At this moment, Xiao Can didn't know if she had heard