Chapter 80
Chapter 80
Under normal circumstances, Li Wei would call her Shi Shi by her first and last name. When she was angry, she would call her Teacher Shi. I couldn't ask for the title many times, but I didn't expect that the first time I heard it was on such an occasion.
Sure enough, it sounded as good as imagined, and Shi Shi almost couldn't help showing up directly, but fortunately, the last trace of reason pulled her back.
There are regulations in the heavens. If the gods appear in the mortal world for no reason, not only will they be punished, but most of the mortals who have glimpsed the gods will not be able to please them. time to see you.
"Wife, wait for me to come back." She kissed the corner of Li Wei's lips in the air, jumped forward, clasped the witch feelings with her left hand, gathered divine power with her right hand, and waved at will, countless white light spots invisible to the naked eye fell on the Zhang family, Xia Liang's body.
Zhang Xiaowu's hand that was about to put on Li Wei's shoulder froze suddenly, his whole body seemed to be pinned to his acupuncture points, he opened his mouth wide, and fell backwards mechanically.
Except for the sudden disappearance of witch feelings, the rest of the Zhang family, including Xia Liang, ended up in the same fate as Zhang Xiaowu.
The sudden scene stunned the rest of the people.
"Li girl, cheer up." Wei Jin, who was also close to Li Wei, patted her on the shoulder, and said comfortingly, "Perhaps, she is protecting you in her own way."
Li Wei clenched her lips tightly, tears flowed down her cheeks along her reddish eye sockets, she looked down at Time on the ground, wiped tears from her fingertips, and hugged him horizontally, with an ugly smile on her lips : "Little bastard, one year is right, if you don't keep your word, I will do what you say, and I will wear hundreds of cuckolds for you."
Director Liang looked at the back of Li Wei leaving, raised his head and blinked, and ordered: "Take these people from the Zhang family back to Professor Zhang, and also, take care to protect Miss Li."
Shi Guang sacrificed herself and solved most of the problems for them, so she couldn't let her family members have any more troubles.
It can be said that the time when she fled with witch feelings was extremely unlucky. She had just stepped into the realm of Jiuchongtian when she was blocked by the majestic white jade gate by Emperor Huali who rushed over from Shi Shiran.
She was dressed in white, blending in with the clouds under her feet. If it wasn't for the dazzling face and the iconic mark on her forehead, she might not have noticed her when she was in a hurry.
The person who was floating in the depths of the clouds one moment, the next moment falls in front of time, wearing white clothes, beautiful as a picture, with the same clear and shallow smile on his white face, but the smile does not reach the eyes.
Hua Li's slender fingertips rubbed the white jade sword, and pointed out: "Where do you want to go if you don't report to the academy when Mr. Shi Guang comes back?".
The alluring voice, the Bingshan beauty with the same style as Li Wei, even said to be countless times more beautiful than Li Wei, but it could not exchange for the pity of time, on the contrary, it aroused the disgust in her heart to the greatest extent.
She is still quite unimpressed with this kind of god, except for liking Da Li.
Shi Guang sneered, and used a trick to trap Wu Qing aside, raised his hand and took back the boss in Hua Li's hand, pointing his long sword at her, and said loudly: "Old woman, I have endured you for a long time, come here war!".
"Master, Emperor Huali is different from those gods before. Let's be calm, and peace is the most important thing." Mr. Ba was so frightened by his master's words that he immediately softened. He was in a semicircle shape, like seaweed, swaying in the wind.
Emperor Huali's Taoism is profound, and the means of rectification are emerging endlessly. In a short period of time, he has been honed to the point where he has a psychological shadow.
Although the master is equally powerful, he is facing No. 10,000 in the Heaven Realm, which has stood firm for 1+ years. Regardless of the skill, the master is bound to be much inferior in terms of combat experience alone.
Of course, the most important point is that now Hua Li has become the leader of the group of old pedants in the academy. If the master does something, the two of them will have to be talked about for hundreds of years. Anyone who understands this pain can understand it.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the overlord shuddered, wanting to remind his master, however, just as he was about to open his mouth, he found that he had been sealed.
Hua Li's strength has been heard for a long time, but with her character, except for being soft on Li Wei, others don't think she will swallow her anger.
Sensing Mr. Ba's strangeness, Shi Shi laughed instead. With a throw of her hand, she threw Mr. Ba into the air, turning her palm into a fist, and with divine power, she swooped towards Hua Li: "Old woman, don't use the soul sword!" , I can still beat you all over the place."
Do you think there is nothing she can do if she takes up the status of the college tutor and seals her soul sword?
Hua Li was furious when Shi Shi yelled at an old woman, but she didn't show it on her face, she just dispelled Shi Shi's moves lightly, looked up at the white-bearded old men who had just arrived, and said lightly: "Old Sun, this Students, what do you think?"
Old Sun's face was completely dark, he stood still, saluted, blew his beard and stared and said: "Mr. Shiguang insulted the teacher and attacked the teacher for no reason. The crime is heinous, but it is up to the emperor to deal with it."
What the hell, Mr. Sun?
Shi Guang was startled by the familiar voice behind him, his body was unsteady, he couldn't hold back any movements in his hands, and fell straight on Hua Li.
Her head just hit a soft place, and the faint cold fragrance invaded her brain, and her whole body was like wandering in a sea of sweet cotton candy, which made people unable to help but indulge in it.
When did the clouds smell so good?
Time subconsciously took a deep breath and rubbed it with his face.
"Ah ~ presumptuousness" Sun Lao broke his voice in anxiety, teleported to Shi Shi, pulled her away, and said viciously: "I will not change my nature, molesting the teacher, the crime will be added, today, even if the emperor doesn't care about it, the old man will I won't let you go."
In the midst of a whirlwind, Shi Guang understood his situation.
It turned out that the place where her face touched just now was not a cloud at all, but Huali's, there.
How could it be possible, with Emperor Huali's ability, even if she made a mistake, she wouldn't be able to touch her, unless... Shi Guang's eyes darkened, looking at the angry Sun Lao, and a few people with the same expression as Sun Lao The old man suddenly realized that Hua Li was playing her.
Shi Guang used a few dust cleaning techniques on his face in disgust, he didn't care to settle accounts with Hua Li, grabbed Ba Zong and Wu Qing, and ran away.
Help, why are the old men who are the most cuddly, the most crying, and the most nagging in the whole academy here? Usually, when she gets into trouble, at most one will come. What a good day today?
"Emperor" Sun Lao made a gesture to help Huali: "Are you okay?".
"Heh~" Hua Li lightly straightened the messy neckline, avoided Sun Lao's hand stretched out in front of him, stood up, looked at the place where time disappeared, and said with a smile: "Little friend, you are naughty!" It's normal at all, and next, I have to trouble a few instructors to worry about it."
Old Sun knew that Hua Li didn't like being touched by others, so he withdrew his hand tactfully, and said with righteous indignation: "This little bastard, this time I will leave her alone for hundreds of years, so I will resign from the post of dean."
"We have to teach students according to their aptitude, and there is no need to punish them so severely." Hua Li looked at her white knuckles, and said calmly: "Why don't we let her go to my dust-cleaning stove and recite three hundred mantras, how about it? ".
Old Sun swallowed hard, and gave a thumbs up with a full face of admiration: "The emperor has a good opinion."
Only a few hundred meters away, the clouds all over the sky seem to be getting thicker and thicker. Looking at the very similar environment around them, it has always been difficult for the boss to take the time to travel through the six worlds.
Forget it, choose one at random, wait for the witch situation to be dealt with first, and then find the second uncle to save her from punishment and borrow the soul-shaping lamp. At that time, she can go down to find Li Wei and bring her back with peace of mind. It will take less than a day.
Shi Guang thought about it, stepped on his right foot, and flew towards the south.
The idea is good, but the world is cruel. Just a few steps away from time, a golden light suddenly appeared, dragging it back, leaving behind the reflection all the way, and the endless curses of time.
Maybe it's because she doesn't swear often, she only came and went with those few words, Huali couldn't help laughing, she retracted the golden light, trapped time in her hands, and said happily: "I heard that Mr. Guang is the first student of the academy." A master of refutation, um, well-deserved reputation."
Shi Guang heard the sarcasm in her words, immediately stopped cursing, and said cautiously: "Why is the dean's order in your hands?".
Although this thing can't harm her, it can restrain the actions of every god in the academy. This is one of the most important reasons why she doesn't fight hard with Sun Lao and other mentors.
Old Sun said angrily, "Of course the old man gave it to me."
Shi Shi's expression froze, and after a long while, she managed to squeeze out a smile, brought the witch feelings in her hand to Hua Li's eyes, her big eyes flashed, and she said with an innocent face: "Mr. This evil thing is sent to the sky prison, and it is only in a hurry to offend, I don’t know if you believe it or not?”.
"En." Hua Li nodded, stripped the shamanism from Shi Guang's hands, and threw it to Sun Lao and the others: "It's not a thing of the Six Realms, please trouble Sun Lao to deal with it, and leave it to me here."
"Understood, don't worry, the emperor." Sun Lao took Wu Qing, took the other old men, and turned to leave.
Before leaving, he warned Time viciously: "Dijun is the tutor that my academy hired with great difficulty, please give me a little peace of mind."
Shi Guang was overjoyed, and his face was very obedient: "Teacher Hua is an elder, how could he bully the small with the big, and secretly beat me hard, you don't have to worry about me."
"The kid is right." Hua Li clenched her hands tightly, and a little blue light emerged from her body. She looked at the small blue stove that appeared in midair, and said with a blank expression, "As an elder, I naturally hope that you will be morally, intellectually, physically and aesthetically Development, go in, when will you finish reciting the five hundred mantras word for word, and when will you come out."
Could it be that this is Emperor Huali's legendary purifying stove that can help people to purify their hearts and desires?
If I remember correctly, a demon who was greedy for beauty was imprisoned for only a hundred years before he changed his practice of Buddhism and Taoism, and never asked about emotional matters, how vicious?
Also, reciting incantations, is this something a god can do?With her virtue, she might not be able to recite it for tens of thousands of years.
No matter which one it is, it is fatal to Shi Guang, she resolutely refused: "I think this punishment is too light, Teacher Hua, why don't you demote me to the mortal world?".
At worst, she would find the second uncle to go through the back door, and she would be able to live together with Da Li in the mortal world, so happy.
Hua Li took back the dean's order, waved his hand and threw Time towards the stove, his red lips curled up, his long and narrow eyes gleamed brightly: "As an elder, how can I bear to watch children suffer for no reason? My dear, my dust-cleaning stove is very suits you."
The more radiance of the stove, time is pulled closer to the stove by the powerful suction.
"Wait~" Time struggled desperately, and in exchange for a few seconds of buffer time, he hurriedly shouted: "Mr. Hua, I understand your loneliness. To save face and change punishment, I will introduce my second uncle to you. He He looks good, has money and power, knows how to cook, loves his wife, and most importantly, he doesn't mind if the woman is old."
"Hahahaha" a mocking voice came from an unknown direction, and a gorgeous black shadow suddenly flashed to Shiguang, and rescued her from the mouth of the dust-cleaning furnace: "Hua Li, this is your fault. I don’t have a partner, our little cutie is also kind, you say you, you still don’t accept your age when you are old, in my opinion, you just lack the nourishment of love, tsk~”.
"Zhiyun, it has nothing to do with you!" Hua Li's face darkened for a moment, but soon returned to normal, she silently took out the dean's order again, her deep eyes fixed on Shi Guang.
Zhiyun was dissatisfied: "Why has nothing to do with me, cutie is my future queen, do you think everyone is as lonely as you?"
Shi Shi didn't pay attention to Zhiyun's words, he was free, and seeing You Mo standing by his side, he felt revengeful, and he didn't have a clue.
While guarding against Hua Li's troubles, she shouted in surprise: "Oh, it's not that there is something wrong with Teacher Hua?" Then she said kindly: "That's okay, my second uncle doesn't mind, I can do it too Go and steal Laojun's medicine and give it to Teacher Hua to strengthen his body."
Hua Li laughed angrily, without saying a word, the dean's order in his hand hit Shi Shi directly.
This time Shi Guang was prepared in advance, and with Zhi Yun's cover, Dean Ling couldn't touch her at all, and in the end, Zhi Yun kicked her back into Hua Li's arms.
Zhiyun and Huali fought together like this. In the pure white clouds, blue light and black mist were intertwined, giving off a layer of faint pink light, which merged with the surrounding environment to form a beautiful landscape painting.
Shi Guang saw the opportunity and decided to run away, but suddenly a pair of hands hugged her waist tightly, interrupting her pace.
"Little time, long time no see, do you miss sisters?" Si Ming's head popped up from behind Shi Guang, blowing into her ear ambiguously.
"No!" Shi Shi's forehead was throbbing with veins, she clasped Si Ming's hand, and it was a ruthless throw over the shoulder.
A perfect parabola in mid-air, Si Ming's little floral dress was blown by the wind, if she hadn't reacted quickly and held it down in time, she might have disappeared.
"You weren't like this before." Si Ming got up, hugged Shi Shi's arm, and complained angrily, "Am I still your best friend? Tell me, do you have other dogs in the Mortal Realm?".
Shi Shi was noncommittal, just glanced at the more and more gods gathered around him, and scolded: "Let go!".
It used to be the past, but now she is a god with a family, so don't pay attention to it. If Da Li is picked up in the future and is picked out of these things, with Da Li's temperament, I am afraid that he will have to quarrel with her.
"The rumors about you and that mortal girl are true?" Si Ming let go of his hand, screamed, and covered his mouth excitedly: "So, after a calamity when I was a child, not only did I find the two big bosses who had been separated for many years Mom, I have a wife, cow, is the class open, I will be the first to sign up."
Time frowned: "What mother?".
"Pretend me again?" Si Ming's smile gradually changed, and she pointed to Zhiyun and Huali who were fighting indistinguishably in the distance: "Look over there."
The time is unknown, so: "Isn't it normal for those two goods to fight?".
Although she is young and has never met those two people, she has heard many rumors about them, for example, the demon ancestor Zhiyun is warlike, the meat and vegetables like to collect beauties, the emperor Huali is not close to beauty, etc. , This is also the reason why she can recognize the two at a glance.
But what does this have to do with her?
"No, no, no." Si Ming shook his index finger, with an unfathomable expression on his face: "After many bold verifications by this great god, now, the whole heaven knows your relationship with Demon Ancestor Zhiyun and Emperor Huali. hit the headlines."
Shi Shi was full of question marks: "What the hell?".
"Yumutou, where is your usual cleverness?" Si Ming said with hatred: "If you didn't have two big boss mothers, the Heavenly Emperor would spoil you so much?"
She sighed, and continued: "Did the Heavenly Emperor tell you that your parents died in a battle between gods and demons?".
Shi Shi nodded suspiciously.
Such a far-fetched reason, isn't it because the Emperor of Heaven dotes on her because he is her second uncle and raised her since childhood?
Moreover, in the Six Realms, except for Zhiyun and Huali who have never fought her before, who can beat her?
Si Ming continued his efforts: "Think about it, during that time, did Mozu Zhiyun and Emperor Huali fight, and then both disappeared, and you, by coincidence, happened to be born?".
Shi Guang nodded again, feeling a little shaken in his heart, and planned to find his second uncle to find out the truth.
If these two women were really her mother, it would be really uncomfortable, neither of them was what she imagined.
Seeing that Jiyou was still hesitating, Si Ming was cruel, and directly magnified his move: "Reliable news, before the two disappeared, Mozu Zhiyun once took the birth pill from Laojun, and not long after, Emperor Huali lost his soul." , there is no doubt that it was used to create you. Do you think, how did you get your divine power? Also, Zhiyun can clearly say that it is aimed at you. In order to fight for your custody, she and Dijun can There have been many troubles, and everyone has seen it."
Thinking that Zhiyun called her cute before, she believed in half a minute when she originally only believed in one-tenth. She raised her head and glanced at the two women hidden in the clouds and light, her face twisted with entanglement.
"Sisters, don't forget about wealth and wealth, I'm waiting for the feast." Si Ming patted Shi Guang's shoulder comfortingly: "Don't look, I really thought your mothers were fighting. Looking at that layer of pink light, it might be dark." What's the point of poking it?" She stroked her chin, and said in thought, "Say, should I change my name to something like Aunt Zhi and Aunt Hua?".
"Ahem..." Time almost choked on her own saliva, she resisted, "Don't~".
There are still many doubts about this matter, and it is still inconclusive, and we will wait for her to confirm it first.
Si Ming looked around like a thief, took out a blue book, and handed it to Shi Guang: "Don't blame the sisters for not helping you, your mother's relationship history, you have a car, study it yourself, believe it or not, you can figure it out ".
Shi Guang passively took the book, was stunned for a while, and put it away.
"Hua Guang, my sister didn't expect that you are my cousin." Hua Yao, who couldn't bear it any longer, walked out of the group of gods. She pushed the young man beside her to Shi Guang, and said with a complicated face: " At the beginning, my sister was robbing you for the apocalypse, so I was really confused for a moment. Don't tell my aunt, it's a big deal. In the future, my sister will find you ten or eight beautiful men."
The water god was not to be outdone, and said flatteringly: "Mr. Hua Guang, we were ignorant before and hoped that you would ignore the faults of adults. From now on, when I become your stepfather, I will build a few more mansions for you to destroy." Play".
"Water God wants to criticize the face." Peach Fairy dragged the Water God to the back, jumped in front of Time, and smiled very softly: "Guangguang chooses me, I will be your stepmother, and I will give you everything you want."
God of Gossip: "Farewell, Mr. Hua Guang, I will destroy all those bad reports about you in the past, will you give me a chance to be your stepfather?"
……
Also, change her surname directly, it's so ugly.
Shi Shi was stunned by the various flattering speeches of the gods, and spit out a mouthful of water.
"Oh, why did Hua Guang-jun spit water himself, come on, stepfather will catch it for you with his hands"
"Stepmother will wipe it for you"
"Why are you so careless? I feel so sorry for my sister."
"Wow, Hua Guang-jun spits water so beautifully, stepfather will let you make headlines tomorrow"
The gods present immediately surrounded Time, scrambling to perform.
Seeing such a crazy scene of the idle gods, the time is directly confirmed, this is fake news.
Because, based on her past experience, generally the more false the news, the faster it will spread in the heavens, and the idle god who likes gossip is convinced, unless there is an even more explosive news, it is possible to break this situation. Help God's imagination.
Shi Guang rolled his eyes, sank into his dantian, and shouted: "Don't think about it, Teacher Hua, she is my second uncle and won't marry, everyone, let me go!".
The gods were stunned by this earth-shattering voice, and a few of them with poor psychological endurance collapsed into the clouds on the spot. Even Si Ming, with an expression of eating a huge rotten melon, froze in place.
Shi Shi hooked the corner of his lips, teleported, and easily squeezed out of the encirclement.
Bang, there was a loud noise, and with Zhiyun's scream, a black cloud exploded in the far south sky, Zhiyun disappeared into the black cloud, and Huali stepped in front of time, throwing the dean's order away. to her.
She thought she escaped from birth and was caught when she relaxed her vigilance. Seeing the golden light all over her body, her expression collapsed for a moment.
Hua Li lifted Shi Shi's chin with her fingertips, her eyes were like silk, and she looked at her affectionately and said: "My child's words are wrong. As an old man, I like to eat tender grass the most. The tenderer the grass, the more I like it. I think You are pretty good!"
"Bah~" Shi Guang's complexion changed, and he said in a very embarrassing way: "I want to be beautiful, I have someone I like, but I don't like you, an old woman, don't hit me."
The number one beauty in the six worlds is amazing, she still doesn't like it!
The expression on Hua Li's face froze, like the eve of a storm, it was terribly dark, and a lot of blue veins appeared on the back of his white and tender hands.
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