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Jiang Chen said seriously: "This, maybe."
"Hahaha"
Ma Jian and Mengmei laughed again.
"What are you laughing at?"
Du Shuwen resolutely defended her boyfriend, and said with a displeased face: "Whether what Jiang Chen said is effective or not, if you laugh like this, you are very uneducated, understand?"
Bai Fumei, when they heard that Jiang Chen was proficient in fortune-telling, they all became interested.
Women, they believe in constellations and destiny.
"Can you tell fortunes? True or false?"
"It turns out that it's Master Jiang, sorry for your disrespect!"
"Master, can you do the math for me?"
A group of girls love to strike up Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen smiled: "It seems that you don't quite believe me. Forget it, I'll just show it off."
"Yeah!"
All Bai Fumei in the audience applauded.
Ma Jian was careless and was the first to stand up.
"I'll do the math first!"
He glanced at Jiang Chen contemptuously: "You do the math for me."
Ma Jian didn't believe at all that Jiang Chen could tell fortunes. In his opinion, fortune-telling was useless except to deceive people and money.
Even if what Jiang Chen said was right, he would just say it was wrong.
At that time, it will be Jiang Chen who will be ashamed.
However, Jiang Chen shook his head, and said to Ma Jian: "What about you, Yintang is dark, and the sky is dark, and soon there will be a bloody disaster! At the same time, there will be lingering mold, and the appearance of financial ruin, it is estimated that there will be a lot of bleeding soon. At that time, only Losing money and avoiding disaster is the only way out, otherwise... wealth and life will be lost!"
"fart!"
Ma Jian was so angry that his nose was crooked.
Jiang Chen's fortune-telling this time is simply too unlucky.
Jiang Chen spread his hands: "Look, I don't like to listen to you when I tell you. Why let me count? I'm talking about your luck for the next week. After you wait for a week, if my fortune-telling doesn't work, you can find me again." It's not too late for me to trouble you."
Ma Jian sat down angrily.
Touched a nose gray!
Disgusted.
Even the people next to him unconsciously moved their chairs away from him, for fear that his bad luck would be contaminated on themselves.
Ma Jian took a look.
Flip the table!
‵′︵┻━┻!
Ma Dan, what should I do if I really want to hit someone?
Mengmei said: "Jiang Chen, you're a fortune teller, aren't you too stupid? What kind of skills do you have, don't you think you're future? It's mysterious and mysterious, and we don't even know if you pretend to be a magic stick. Even if we all know Yes, like counting my past."
She raised her eyebrows and challenged Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen glanced at her, and said calmly: "Ah, well, I'm a fortune-teller too accurately, I can tell what you did in the past just by looking at you. Some things, it's still inconvenient to talk about them on this occasion, right?"
Mengmei giggled: "Is there anything inconvenient to say? Just say it!"
Jiang Chen said sternly: "I said it casually? You don't blame me?"
"No, no, of course not."
Mengmei swaggered and said, "I want to see what skills you have?"
Jiang Chen said indifferently: "Then I will speak boldly. There is a strong obsessive aura on your head, which shows that you like being with men very much, or in other words, it is easy to attract bees and butterflies."
Mengmei's face darkened at that moment.
Ma Jian said angrily, "What do you want to say?"
Jiang Chen said with regret on his face: "Yeah, I think it's better not to say it?"
Ma Jian said angrily: "You have to say it!"
Jiang Chen said indifferently: "In addition to the charming aura, I can still see your charming aura, entangled with the yang energy on Ma Jian's head, inseparable. This shows that the two of you have just had a good time."
Ma Jian sneered: "Make it up! Let's make it up! The two of us are boyfriend and girlfriend, you guess what's so great about us being better?"
"The issue is"
Jiang Chen smiled, and pointed to a young male waiter serving in the room: "But this little brother's head is also entangled with the charm on your girlfriend's head, and it's just now! The best time for a person is no more than 1 hour, just before you come!"
The audience was silent!
Needle drop can be heard!
The expressions of Mengmei and the waiter instantly seemed to have seen a ghost!
Terrified!
Ma Jian, he was petrified at that time!
Jiang Chen sighed and said: "Brother, it's not that my brother didn't give you face, it's because you insisted on getting to the bottom of it! Sigh, sin, sin!"
He stopped talking and took a sip of his tea.
Ma Jian looked furiously at Mengmei.
Mengmei screamed in fright: "Honey, don't listen to the nonsense of this Jiang man! He's slandering me! It's really slandering! How can I mess around with this little brother?"
Ma Jian recalled the situation just now, jumped up suddenly, pointed at the little brother and said: "You! When I came just now, you seemed to be in a panic and came out of the locker room!"
The little brother was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and shouted, "Brother, please forgive me. What I don't want is your girlfriend who insisted on me."
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