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Avril Lavigne's hands are so warm.
Huh?No, why is this hand smelly?
Suddenly, he opened his eyes in fright
I saw a fat man passing by, facing him, looking at him in shock
What he kissed just now was not Avril's hand, but
Hands of a fat man who just cleaned up pet dog poop! !
Fatty suddenly screamed: "Rogue!!"
John saw a dog next to him and the traces of feces on the ground, and he understood it in seconds, his disgusted face turned green!
"vomit!"
disgusting spit out
Avril Lavigne almost burst into tears from laughter.
It turned out that at the moment when John planned to kiss Avril's hand just now
Jiang Chen had a quick eye, grabbed a fat man who was cleaning up pet excrement, and directly stuffed it to John.
Young John Yi, after half a kiss, he found out
It's the hand of a fat man, still holding a paper wrapped in pet poop
vomit, vomit, vomit
John turned green with vomiting!
"you you you!"
John jumped up, exasperated, pointed at Jiang Chen: "What are you doing?"
Jiang Chen said lightly: "I should ask you this, what are you doing?"
"I want to kiss Avril Lavigne's hand!"
John was confident: "This is the etiquette of the upper class in our country of Bohemia! You don't understand!"
"I really don't understand."
Jiang Chen said lightly: "But it's a pity that this is on the streets of Huaguo, not your European court! I only saw that Avril was unwilling, but you forced her to kiss. This is considered harassment! How about I call a lawyer and ask? "
John: ﹏
MD, plan failed!
Originally wanted to use "court etiquette" as an excuse to kiss Avril, but Jiang Chen hated him to death, and even kissed the fat man's dirty hands!
John wants to turn his face.
But if you think about it carefully, you have the chance to win. If you use rough and swearing, it seems too levelless.
Well, I don't have the same knowledge as the Chinese people.
He replied with a bright smile: "You, are Avril Lavigne's friend? Good to meet you, I'm Prince John, Avril Lavigne's... friend!"
He originally wanted a boyfriend, but seeing Avril's murderous eyes, he changed his mind temporarily.
John: "You are?"
Jiang Chen was not polite, and said lightly: "I am Avril's boyfriend! Hello!"
Jiang Chen deliberately emphasized, boyfriend!
When Avril heard this, she was shy and secretly happy.
When John heard this, his face turned black.
FUCK!
I didn't even dare to be a boyfriend, but you came out carelessly?
Find the shaded area!
"Hmph! Boyfriend? I think you misunderstood?"
John sneered and said, "I am the prince of Bohemia, the second heir in line! Avril Lavigne is even more of a princess! How dare you call yourself the princess' boyfriend, a commoner in China?"
"Princess?"
Jiang Chen was calm and calm, and said indifferently: "Perhaps in Bohemia, she is a princess. But in front of me, she has only one identity, my girlfriend!"
After finishing, Jiang Chen directly embraced Liao Man's waist, declaring his sovereignty.
"you!"
John could only stare blankly, looking very angry!
I have such a noble status, why do you have such a calm attitude?
You didn't take my prince's identity seriously at all, hello? !
I am a prince, so worthless?
Watching Jiang Chen swear his boyfriend's sovereignty, John felt that the green grassland above his head was rapidly expanding...
"I will endure, I will endure!"
John managed to hold back his breath and put on a smiling face: "That's it. In the evening after two days, in order to strengthen friendly exchanges between our country and your country, the relevant departments will hold a national treasure exhibition in the Beijing Museum. I sincerely invite Mr. Jiang to attend .”
With Jiang Chen's eyes, after just one glance, he knew that this John must be harboring evil intentions.
Avril Lavigne: "Why are we going?"
"Not only is he going, but you, as a princess, have a duty to go!"
John held the royal status and pressed Avril Lavigne: "Avril Lavigne, as a princess, you must attend."
Avril frowned, had to
think about it.
After all, her identity is still a member of the royal family.As we all know, although members of the royal family take money, they are obligated to state affairs.
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