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Then have fun.
Unexpectedly, I encountered a rumored phone scam today!
interesting!
"Hello, Mr. Jiang?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I was checking the account just now... I just checked it, and you almost scared me to death. I clearly swiped more than 300 million, why did I only swip 3? Thought I swiped my girlfriend’s card!!”
Kang dang
There was a knock on the table from the other side of the phone.
The liar roared excitedly!
Damn it, big list!
According to what Mr. Jiang said, he spent more than 300 million yuan himself, and his girlfriend is obviously rich too!
The liar can't help the greed, excitement, and excitement in his heart:
"Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang, I just checked for you again, and it was indeed more than 300 million yuan, and I missed two zeros. May I ask what you used the more than 300 million yuan for?"
Jiang Chen: "Buy an elephant"
"What? Big... an elephant?!" The liar was shocked: "Can you just buy something like an elephant?"
Jiang Chen: "Yes, yes, I bought it at the morning market!"
The liar got caught.
Poverty limits my imagination!
The liar didn't realize that Jiang Chen was fooling him at this time, and asked curiously: "Then what are you buying the elephant for?"
"It's stewed."
"What? Stewed?"
"Well, it's stewed."
"Can elephants still be stewed?"
"Elephant stewed potatoes, add some ginger and some garlic, ouch, it's so delicious, I still drool thinking about it now"
fraud:"......"
Only then did he react.
Paralyzed, being fooled by Jiang Chen!
The liar burst into tears: "You can really brag, Mr. Jiang... You have completely fooled me by bragging."
hang up the phone.
At this time, the liar was sitting in a rental house with many desks and mobile phones.
In addition to this liar, there are five or six more liars, all busy, some cheating, some calling, and some counting money...
After the liar hung up the phone, he started to make the next call.
dial.
"Hi, hello, is this Mr. Elephant... Ah bah, sorry, are you Mr. Zhang? That's right, our elephant is here... Bah... ..."
The liar cried.
The elephant is lingering in my mind, and I can't turn my head no matter what.
Don't be a fool, it would be nice not to be scolded to death.
Go to the toilet, make a sound to wash your brain
After 10 minutes, he came out of the toilet and the elephant finally disappeared.
He picked up the phone and continued to fool around.
"Hi, hello, is this Mr. Ding, I am..."
at this time...
Tuk Tuk Tuk
There was a knock on the door.
"Is anyone here? I'm the landlord. I've collected the rent. It's been a long time..."
A crook unsuspectingly opened the door.
boom
A large wave of police uncles rushed in.
"Police, don't move, raise your hands!"
It only took 1 minute, and the scene was quickly brought under control, and none of the eight crooks escaped.
All arrested!
......
On Jiang Chen's side, put away the phone call from Chen Anbao.
The corner of the mouth twitched.
If the liar is caught, he can be regarded as doing good deeds every day and accumulating merit.
After sending off an errand, Jiang Chen was going to take a break and brush up the yin.
It was found that there was a case that was very hotly discussed on the Internet recently.
The boy kicked and injured the molester, but was sued for 20 yuan and sentenced to criminal detention?
Jiang Chen watched the original process of the case, including the fishing boat on the net, all of which turned towards the boy, and he knew that the eyes of the masses are discerning!
It is obvious that he is an indecent person, but the indecentness comes first, and the boy stopped the escape without fault, so why should he be criminally detained?
If this boy is really punished, who will dare to act bravely in this society in the future?