Book Transmigration: A Guide for the Protagonist to Obsess

【007】Heavenly Play

"Bai Ze, Bai Ze, I usually tell you to work harder and think less about romantic things. If you don't listen, you don't know why you are in trouble now. If you want to enter the inner sect, let the cloth on your head become a jade crown first. Is that okay? We are outer disciples, we have no crowns to wear, inner disciples wear jade crowns, elite disciples wear silver crowns, think carefully about what kind of crowns that person is wearing just now!"

Bai Ze thought for a while, then hesitantly guessed, "It seems...it's a golden crown."

"The golden crown is only worn by the disciples of the elder's sect, and have you seen anything stuck in his golden crown?"

"Did not notice."

"Golden Feather! There are golden feather hairpins on the golden crown, how many people are there in the whole heaven! Do you know that you have caused a catastrophe, and you dare to hate him! Letting you carry a hundred loads of water is already a kindness to you, how dare you Hit him!"

"I don't know who he is, what's more, you also have a part in this matter. You can't just punish me and not you. Don't worry, the law does not punish the public, and we will not do anything to us."

Bai Ze was right, the law does not blame everyone, so he was the only one who was punished in the end.

He had gone back and forth on the rugged mountain road countless times, worn out the soles of his shoes, and collapsed panting on the mountain road, looking at the two wooden buckets full of water beside him, and wailing to the sky.

"Envy, remember it!"

It has been three days since Bai Ze finished carrying a hundred loads of water, and he collapsed as if paralyzed on the bed, gnashing his teeth with hatred, and settled down for several days.

But how could Bai Ze's temperament be changed all of a sudden, the scars healed and he forgot the pain. On the day when the Dao of Heaven was settled, he gathered some outer disciples in twos and threes, set up an enchantment in the bamboo forest, and started a game of gambling.

"I said Bai Ze, haven't you learned your lesson from the hundred liters of water a few days ago?"

Bai Ze was opening a leopard here, very happy, while stuffing the silver ticket in his arms to call for bets, biting an apple and blurting to the other side, said: "Today is the day when the Dao of Heaven enters the samadhi, all inner sect disciples Everyone has to settle down to comprehend the way of longevity, who cares about our outer disciples, don't worry, it's very safe."

This sentence is very safe. Just after I finished the sentence, the enchantment dissipated suddenly, and Bai Ze's eyes were full of envy, which was darker than ink, and he was so frightened that he bit off the apple in his mouth, and asked in a trembling voice: "Brother, Didn't you settle down today?"

Seeing that he didn't speak enviously, Bai Ze felt guilty. Youdao is a person who has to bow his head under the eaves. Although he is full of bad habits, his loyalty is still there, and he embraces everything on himself, looking at death as home and saying: "Brother, I started this bet, and I also brought them here, so if you want to punish me, punish me."

Seeing that the other disciples did not dare to look up, Envy didn't blame him too much, but just pointed at Bai Ze and said, "Follow me."

What Bai Ze didn't expect was that he followed him for many years after saying "Follow me".

Disciples of the outer sect of Tiandao often say that Bai Ze is lucky, that he is not punished for starting a game, but he can still be pulled into the inner sect by senior brother Mu, put on a jade crown, practice martial arts with senior brother Mu, and realize Taoism. .

But Bai Ze knew how difficult it was to wear the jade crown.

He had to get up at Mao every day to practice martial arts, copy and practice the Heart Sutra in the middle of the day, and slash the waterfall with a sword at noon. The most terrifying thing was to study the Heart Sutra in meditation.

He began to regret entering the heaven.

"Senior brother, you often say that we disciples of the Dao of Heaven take it as our duty to help the world, control the six realms, and comprehend longevity. But look at my aptitude, which can't even match your hair. Let's forget about comprehending the Heart Sutra."

Envy opened his eyes, looked at him sideways, and asked, "What do you think?"

Bai Ze rubbed his hands in high spirits, and said, "Brother, I just want to practice martial arts. Originally, I wanted to enter Kunlun, practice martial arts and swords, and defend the world, but by accident, I entered the way of heaven. Look..."

"Do you want to go to Kunlun? Or do you not like the head teacher?"

"No, no, no." Bai Ze waved his hand and said, "Brother, don't we have law enforcement elders in Tiandao? I want to join the law enforcement elders to maintain the peace of the Three Realms."

Bai Ze eagerly waited for the reaction of Envy, but Envy, who always sneered and flung his face, only gave him two words: "Dream."

As a result, Bai Ze felt frustrated for the first time, and he was listless for several days. When he saw Fangran wearing a jade crown on his head and the token of the law enforcement order around his waist, his eyes turned red with envy!

"Fangran, you kid is lucky to have joined the law enforcement elders."

Fangran's black cloak was flamboyantly blown in the wind, holding a long sword in his hand, holding his head high and his toes high, the law enforcement order around his waist made a ringing sound when it was hit by the jade gate, and almost had the words "I am a law enforcement officer" engraved on his face. on.

But Bai Ze is also a good-for-nothing, holding Fangran's law enforcement order carefully, touching and rubbing, beating his legs and serving tea, saying all kinds of good things.

"Fangran, you see that you are a nice person, with a kind heart, and a sweet mouth. We have grown up in these years and entered the heaven together. Help me to talk to the law enforcement elders, and get me in too. "

"What are you thinking about!" Fangran glanced at him, "You are under the teacher's door, I'm afraid you will be woken up in the middle of the night by being laughed at."

In an instant, Bai Ze lost interest like an eggplant beaten by frost. He snatched the tea from Fangran's hand and drank it down. Believe it or not, it's been so long, I haven't even seen the face of the head teacher."

"No way, didn't senior brother Mu take you to see the head teacher?"

Bai Ze narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "He did it on purpose. He just targeted me. He asked me to meditate every day, recite scriptures and practice Zen. As long as I shave my head, I can become a monk!"

Fangran advised him earnestly: "I advise you to bear with it. Brother Mu, no one can see through him. Most likely, he hated you that time when you teased him. But it doesn't matter, as long as I stand firm under the law enforcement elder's door." Heel, I will help you speak well in front of Master, no matter how powerful Senior Brother Mu is, he cannot disobey Master's wishes."

"You boy, I knew you wouldn't abandon me!" Bai Ze slapped Fangran on the shoulder, and the two of them hooked their shoulders together with a smile on their faces: "Let's go and drink, Senior Brother Mu is coming home late today, so I don't care about me. "

"Don't worry, you can control me, I still have tasks today."

"Mission? What mission?"

Fangran showed a meaningful smile, and whispered a few words into Bai Ze's ear, which instantly made Bai Ze's eyes red with jealousy.

"Fangran, you're not kind, you didn't tell me such a good thing!" Bai Ze walked back and forth in front of Fangran, clenched his fists excitedly, "No, I'm going too, you can get me a set. The clothes of the law enforcement team will come, I will face the wall and think about it for a few days when I come back.”

"It's a good idea. If someone finds out, do I have to be a law enforcement officer? It's getting late, so I'll go first. Don't worry, brother, I'll take a few words back with you."

The night was already very dark, and when he came back late, he saw Bai Ze alone in the bamboo grove meditating and comprehending the Heart Sutra, he watched for a while and then entered the house.

Envy entered the room before, but Bai Ze followed behind him, booing behind him like a dog's legs.

"Brother, why did you go today, are you tired? Have a sip of tea and rest your feet. I swung my sword towards the waterfall a thousand times today. The gentleman's swordsmanship is well-versed in my heart. I have meditated for a long time, and it is considered a small achievement. "

Enviously looking at the courteous Bai Ze, he put down the cup of tea in his hand and asked directly, "What do you want from me?"

The corners of Bai Ze's eyes twitched, he continued to fan him with a laugh, and said, "Look at what you said, senior brother, what can I ask of you, you are my senior brother, bring me into the inner sect, I respect and care about you It should be."

Perhaps it was because the tone of Bai Ze's words was too fake, envious and unbelievable, he picked it up but wanted to leave, Bai Ze threw the folding fan, hugged his waist behind him, showing his true colors.

"Brother, don't go, I heard that the law enforcers went down the mountain today to the Kyushu area of ​​the human world, to kill demons and demons, we are bound by the duty of heaven!"

Envy looked down at the hands tightly hugging her waist in front of her, and said without changing expression: "And then?"

"Brother, shouldn't we also go down the mountain to practice and practice? Meditate all day, read scriptures and practice Zen. If you don't enter the world of mortals, how can you enter the Tao? If you don't enter the Tao, how can you realize the Tao?"

Envy took off his octopus-like claws, pointed the scabbard at his heart, and told him to stay away from his sword, and asked, "Do you really want to slay demons?"

Bai Ze nodded his head, and answered solemnly, vowing: "Really, slaying demons and demons is my wish in this life."

"But how do I remember that your hometown is the Kyushu area?"

Bai Ze didn't have the slightest embarrassment on his face, and asked instead: "Really? Senior brother, you have a really good memory. If you don't tell me, I will forget it. I can take you to my house. The glutinous rice cakes made by my mother are delicious."

Maybe it's because Bai Ze's eyes are too hot, or maybe it's because Envy really thinks that if you want to understand the Tao, you have to enter the Tao first, so you agree to this matter, but there is only a premise.

"Yes, I can take you to Kyushu before going down the mountain. However, there are conditions."

"What conditions." Bai Ze's eyes were shining brightly.

"Whenever you stop the waterfall, I will take you to Kyushu. Of course, if the law enforcers come back from Kyushu, we don't have to go."

This is the first time for Bai Ze to feel that he has committed a heinous crime for not practicing well before!He grabbed the long sword and ran towards the night, while running, he did not forget to say: "Brother, it is agreed, if the waterfall stops flowing, you will take me down the mountain!"

Looking enviously at the boundless night, listening to Bai Ze's flamboyant voice, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth for the first time.

Some people are born geniuses, no matter what kind of genius they are, they are all blessed by heaven.

Bai Ze used to be a fool and never took cultivation seriously, but when he was doing something calmly and seriously, he realized that his talent was so high.

With a cold sword, a sword light slashed straight down the waterfall, and the golden light flashed. The waterfall that flew down three thousand feet stopped for a thousand miles. Although it didn't stop for a moment, it was enough to make Bai Ze uncontrollably excited.

How long has Bai Ze practiced here, and envy has been meditating here for a long time, when Bai Ze's first sword cut the flow, he opened his eyes.

"Let's go down the mountain."

"Brother! I'll ask my mother to make glutinous rice cakes for you!"

The author has something to say: In order to prevent you from saying that my memories are endless, I will come to an end~ Please accept, please accept~