Chapter 59 Cat.3
Chapter 59 Cat.3
"No, I want to eat fish." Xie Chuji said, "Luo Luo, you said you cooked pickled fish for me."
The guy who followed Cengfan yesterday had fish to eat. Only if he not only eats fish, but also eats the fish cooked by his lover himself, can he be regarded as suppressing the cat.
"The smell of durian is disgusting." The big human cat came up with another reason, "I don't like it."
Luo Xi stared at him without speaking.
Xie Chuji looked at each other quite confidently, not paying attention to the kitchen knife at all, let alone remembering what happened in the kitchen before.
"Lolo?"
Luo Xi:.
Obviously, Xie Chuji who turned into a cat is extraordinarily presumptuous, bold, and embodies all aspects.
At least he didn't come here so frequently before, calling him Lolo like a baby, and a word of dear is enough to hesitate and entangle for a long time.
……
Thinking about it this way, Luo Xi didn't think it was too bad.
But no matter how many times Xie Chuji called him lolo, he would not soften his heart.
——This is a matter of principle.
"Chuji, I didn't intend to let you eat durians, I just said go out and buy them." The young man said calmly.
"It was bought to make you kneel." At least this is the role today.
Xie Chuji couldn't understand, the whole cat froze on the sofa, and accidentally broke the cat teasing stick.
"Why?" He didn't find out his problem.
Luo Xi was actually stopped by his question for a moment.
After being stunned for a moment, the young man quickly reacted and subconsciously pointed to the kitchen.
Before coming out, he was going to cut sauerkraut.
He still had a knife in his hand.
"What happened to the kitchen?" Xie Chuji still didn't realize the seriousness of the problem.
Although he overturned the knife holder, he used all kinds of knives to spell out the shape of a fish; he accidentally kicked over the trash can while playing in the water; he also turned the refrigerator into a mess.
"Luo Luo, have you seen the fish I've spelled together?" He finally noticed the knife, with its tail sticking out from under the shirt, and flicked it freely a few times.
"I spelled it out for you."
It took Luoxi a while to connect the fish in his mouth with those scattered knives.
The young man silently put the knife on the coffee table, trying to skip the question of the fish, "I didn't say the knife, I meant that the whole kitchen was a mess."
"Is there?" Xie Chuji thought for a while, and quickly answered himself, "Definitely not."
Luoxi was very angry.
But he also felt that his boyfriend today did have a magical aura that could make one's heart soften like a small animal.
Strictly speaking, a messy kitchen isn't a big deal—it just looks more impactful.
At least things like plates and cups are in good condition and not broken.
The young man struggled for a while, but gave up his plan to buy durians—after all, the matter was not that serious in the first place.
"Okay, then you and I go back to the kitchen to clean up."
Luoxi just said so, and did not actually ask for his opinion.
Xie Chuji was unmoved.
Xie Chuji chose to turn over and treat his lover as air for a short time until dinner was served.
Luo Xi grabbed the cat by the tail, "Chuji, I know you are guilty."
"I just don't want to go into the kitchen." Xie Chuji retorted.
The kitchen is so boring that there is nothing interesting to do.
The moment he grabbed his tail, Luo Xi had already discovered the fact that he couldn't drag his boyfriend.
But he didn't intend to give up like this, and allowed his boyfriend to wreak havoc at home with an almost conniving and cover-up attitude.
"Chuji, if you don't clean up the garbage you made." He paused, picked up the kitchen knife he had just put down for a while, and prepared to make some powerful threats.
The big humanoid cat glanced over lazily, not believing that his lover would attack him because of the kitchen environment.
He was now aware of the mess he had made in the kitchen.
But so what?A mess doesn't mean something is wrong.
It is impossible for a cat to make mistakes—Xie Chuji trusts his instinctive cognition extremely.
Luo Xi stared at him silently, and twirled an easy knife in his hand, "I'll shave off all the cats on your tail."
……
? !
Xie Chuji jumped up from the sofa, his explosive power far surpassed those top athletes.
Luo Xi almost only caught an afterimage, and before he could react, he found his boyfriend looking down at him from the commanding height of the living room on the first floor.
——It can be seen that the posture has been specially adjusted, majestic and majestic, seven points of disdain, three points of elegance.
If the cat on the crystal chandelier was a real cat, Luo Xi would most likely put down the kitchen knife and take out his mobile phone to take pictures.
But what is squatting on it now is a human being.
It may be their unique skills, or their special ability as cats, their chandeliers and ceilings did not fall because of the unbearable weight in this life.
The young man suddenly stopped being angry, and was a little speechless instead.
Even if the floor height of the house is close to six meters, it still looks funny and strange for a person to squat on the chandelier.
"Chu Ji, come down quickly." He paid attention to his boyfriend's furry tail, thinking that this is indeed a useful threat.
Xie Chuji was vigilant: "Put down the knife."
In fact, Luo Xi was just pretending to use a knife. His knife skills were not good, so it was impossible for him to really pick up a kitchen knife.
So he put down the knife, and in order to prove his innocence, he raised his hands very frankly, "Chuji, you can come down now."
"I just want you to clean the kitchen."
Although it was true that such evil thoughts had arisen, he swore he would never actually do so.
The person squatting on the chandelier was indifferent, "Okay, you go to the kitchen first, I'll be right there."
When he said that, Luoxi felt that he might not be in the kitchen today.
The young man subconsciously pursed his lips, he was reluctant to admit that even if he became a cat, he still had nothing to do with Xie Chuji.
There are no cat strips, canned cat food, or ham sausage at home, so there is no way to lure the cat down.
And Xie Chuji doesn't eat these either.
Just when Luo Xi wanted to tear up those meat snacks in front of her boyfriend, or go to cook the rice first and settle accounts after autumn, he saw that one fell to the ground, leaving only a small half to tease the cat. Great.
He doesn't know about the cat teaser;
The young man thought he was good, so he bent down and picked it up.
The bells are crisp.
He saw the cat's ears move twice.
seems to work.
He was holding the cat teasing stick, which was only half long, and was about to swing it as he walked, leading people to the kitchen first.
But Xie Chuji would not give him this chance, his pupils had shrunk into a thin, almost invisible straight line.
Cats have never been docile pets. They are wild hunters who have been domesticated until now. They will wait for an opportunity, can kill with one blow, and will firmly bite their prey with their teeth and get stuck in their throats.
He calculated the angle, quickly jumped down from the crystal chandelier, and directly threw the young man into the sofa.
——Of course, the claws were all retracted the moment they touched the opponent.
"Lolo, you can't beat me." The cat said triumphantly, its tail wagging happily.
Luo Xi was taken aback by him, and before he could react, the cat teaser was ruthlessly taken away from his hand.
"Do you want to continue?"
Continue to be a big head ghost.
The young man couldn't hold back, and gave him a hard look, "I'm going to cook."
As he spoke, he tried to push the heavy cat away, but failed, the cat's head moved closer, and it rubbed its ears against his neck several times delicately and triumphantly.
"Shall we continue after dinner?" he asked.
"Unless you obediently go to clean up the kitchen." Luoxi refused him coldly, and pushed him outside again.
He should clean up by himself, clean up and ask someone to settle the score directly.
Xie Chuji thought for a while, then nodded reluctantly, "Then you have to play this game with me."
Acting as if he was afraid that Luoxi would not keep his promise.
He obediently followed the young man to the kitchen, not thinking about how to rub his lover and owner inside and out in the name of playing in the afternoon, so that he would smell of himself all over him; Make the kitchen tidy.
Xie Chuji just remembered - all those delicious meats were brought into the kitchen by his lover.
A cat doesn't need to be sneaky, let alone this is his own home.
Before tasting the main meal, you need a lot of appetizers!
Luoxi gave him two clean rags and asked him to wipe off the water stains near the cooking table and the floor first, and then clean up the vegetable leaves that might come out of the corners at any time.
As for the inside of the refrigerator—
He bought a lot of new things today, and he thought it might be better for the two of them to clean up together.
Xie Chuji nodded his head, and promised more seriously than anyone else, "Don't worry, Luo Luo, I'm sure I can take care of such small things right away."
If Luo Xi carefully observes his eyes, he will find that while vowing to complete the task - the eyes of this big human cat can't help but look from the corner.
He wasn't patrolling the territory or checking where he needed to clean, the target was always clear--the two big bags of snacks that Roxi had left over there.
It's not that Luo Xi didn't think of snacks.
He just underestimated how cunning his boyfriend is today, and his attention is all on today's lunch.
Grinding fish fillets, frying fish bones, cooking soup, blanching vegetables, rinsing fish fillets...
"Chuji, help me see if there is still potato flour in the refrigerator." The young man didn't turn his head, vaguely remembering that he had seen an unopened bag before.
Potato powder will be more delicious when stewed in pickled fish.
Luo Xi also suddenly remembered.
"Chuji?"
After a while, when he didn't get a response, he turned back in doubt, trying to find the boyfriend who had promised well, but had been slacking off from the very beginning.
He didn't hear much housework noise.
There was no one in the kitchen, but two large bags of meat snacks were missing.
Losi: He calmly turned off the gas and started looking for the cat.
The cat was found in the bedroom, lying on the bed, surrounded by various treats - some of which had even been disassembled.
"Did you eat?" Seeing him coming, the big humanoid cat asked without hesitation.
Luo Xi is going to tell him that there is no food today, let alone fish, but he is going to do a dragon-tiger fight, only the tiger version.
Just when the young man was about to speak to announce, a black shadow climbed up outside the window.
Tapped lightly on the glass.
It disappeared quickly, but Losey recognized it as yesterday's cat.
The words that came to his lips were swallowed back by the young man.
"Chuji, can you give me a pack of chicken legs?" He asked, feeling at ease, ready to go out to feed the cat.
There is a difference only when there is a comparison. Compared with my boyfriend, the one outside is simply an angel.
"Yes." Xie Chuji didn't think much about it, "When can I eat?"
He could already smell fish.
Luo Xi smiled, "Soon."
"I'll come up and call you later." As he spoke, he specially picked out a few types of jerky that he thought were more expensive.
The big cat was slightly dissatisfied, but when he thought that these things were his spoils for his lover, he felt better again.
Luo Xi went downstairs with several bags of sensuality and walked into the garden.
The black cat was licking its paws with a calm expression, no surprise there.
"Thank you for what happened yesterday." The young man knelt down to thank it, and at the same time pushed all the jerky in front of the black cat. "This is a trivial thank you, please accept it."
The black cat happily accepted the snacks, and bit open a bag of chicken legs in front of him.
"Lovely."
Just when Luoxi was about to go home and get something for it, the black cat suddenly spoke.
"Remember my name, of course, I wish you never have the day to call it."
The cat disappeared, along with the treats.
Only Luo Xi was left with a dazed face, and a few words seemed to be branded in his mind.
When he returned to the house, he picked a rose by the way.
It was found that Xie Chuji was stealing food in the kitchen.
Before Luo Xi said anything, the cat rushed up fiercely, "You smell like other cats!"
"Lolo, did you feed my booty to others!"
"Is there?" Luo Xi refused to admit it.
Then, some rough, prickly cat tongue licked up, swirling on his lips, making him a little hurt.
"You don't have the taste of food on your mouth." Xie Chuji said.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but Luo Xi seemed to hear a very slight gasp.
As if because of sadness, he tried his best to endure, but he couldn't hold back his nose.
Luo Xi:.
It's hard to imagine, just because of a few bags of jerky, his family's big human cat seemed to be angry and crying.
"It doesn't matter, you have to make it up to me." The cat began to play a tantrum.
The author says:
It suddenly occurred to me that a cat's penis is very small, and it doesn't last long.
Xiao Xie:?
Congratulations to Xiao Xie Fengping for being killed (not);
Do you want to have a quiz without a prize? Is there still a w today?
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