Chapter 36 Kidneys are very important to men!
Chapter 36 Kidneys are very important to men!
In the summer afternoon, the bright sunlight shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows, illuminating the room brightly.
Ah Jiu's face was flushed by the sun, and his body was tired and bent like a cute little shrimp on the sofa.
Fu Xin narrowed his eyes and went to the refrigerator to get a glass of juice. When he passed by, he saw Ah Jiu who was sleeping soundly, and couldn't help but reach out and pinch his face.
Ouyang Fei leaned against the wall and practiced shooting darts. Seeing this situation, he threw a sharp dart over him, "The otaku is so perverted, you even take advantage of your younger brother."
"Everyone is dirty if they are dirty in their hearts." Fu Xin was still lazily unable to raise his spirits, and only waved his hand when the dart was about to touch the tip of his nose, and the dart turned directly and threw it into the trash can.
As a standard otaku of the Appearance Association, he has always been obsessed with Two-dimensional women, no matter if it is a mature and plump wife, a royal sister or a young loli, he is always indifferent to people in reality. manner.
Only Ah Jiu is different, with big eyes, soft hair, and pale pink lips. Whether it is a soft and waxy personality or an innocent face, everything is in line with his virtual world aesthetics, so this younger brother is quite special in Fu Xin's heart. exist.
Although usually pinching and hugging are enough to make him secretly happy, but today Ouyang Fei reminded him to get closer.
When he was about to go up the stairs, Fu Xin thought about it and turned back, and quietly went to the sofa and squatted down like a ghost.
The young man's skin is as smooth and delicate as milk, and there is still a faint sweet smell on his body, his lips pursed subconsciously, it smells so good...
Just when he was leaning over to kiss, Ouyang Fei grabbed him from behind, "What do you want to do?"
Fu Xin said sullenly, "Can't you see what I want to do?"
Ouyang Fei looked at him with an unbearable expression, "You beast in human skin...I have to give you some flair today."
"Hey, don't bully me all the time...you can fight me at night if you have the ability!"
"Hey, you've grown so courageous that you dare to declare war on me," Ouyang Fei clacked his fingers and grinned, "Night? I won't let you survive the night!"
Fu Xin was shocked, "Help!"
Ouyang Fei said viciously: "Shout, shout, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you..."
When the two were arguing, Wen Renchu came back from get off work outside and saw Fu Xin being pinned down on the ground by Wen Renchu, he frowned and said coldly: "You are not children, what are you fighting all day long. "
Fu Xin stretched out his hand with difficulty, "Second Brother, save me!"
"Old Ba molested Ninth Brother while he was asleep!" As soon as Ouyang Fei finished speaking, the atmosphere suddenly cooled down.
Fu Xin got up from the ground and defended weakly under tremendous pressure, "I...I just want to..."
He has never been in a relationship, and he always chooses the most innocent type when he reads comics. At the end, he just holds a small hand and kisses a small mouth, so he is not sure whether it is a heinous crime to have these thoughts in reality.
But looking at Chu Yin's cold face, it seems to be true.
Ouyang Fei looked at him with the eyes of 'you are dead', and smiled sinisterly and evilly.
Fortunately, not every brother hates him like him. Although Wen Renchu was annoyed, he didn't show it directly, "From today on, Ah Jiu will sleep with me at night."
As a result, the only benefits that God gave him were lost, and Fu Xin didn't have the guts to fight for it again.
Sleeping separately will sleep separately, at least he didn't drive himself out, which means that he can still see Ah Jiu every day in the future, which should be considered a good thing.
After figuring it out, Fu Xin couldn't help showing joy on his face again.
Ouyang Feiyue looked at him more and more upset, his hands itched unbearably, "What dirty and dirty things are you thinking about?"
"Where is it!" Fu Xin was extremely wronged.
"You still dare to quibble? Looking for a fight..."
"Second brother, help!"
Wen Renchu didn't bother to pay attention to them, and picked up Ah Jiu, who was dead asleep, and went upstairs.
At night, Ah Jiu brought the things to Wen Renchu's room with a happy face, and said happily, "I'm going to sleep with my brother!"
Fu Xin covered his face with the computer screen, "You heartless little thing, did I treat you badly?"
"Okay."
Fu Xin acted like a jealous woman, "Then why are you so happy to leave me?"
Ah Jiu scratched her head in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, Brother Xin."
Seeing him blushing, Fu Xin had another evil thought, and with a flick of his finger, he called up a cartoon page, "Ah Jiu, I'll show you this."
Ah Jiu immediately came over, "What... oh, this puppy is so cute, I want one too..."
Fu Xin sat still, Xiangxiang's soft cheeks pressed against her, um, this feeling... really comfortable, he closed his eyes comfortably and enjoyed it.
The half-closed door was suddenly pushed open with force, and the two people outside had stood there for an unknown amount of time.
Ouyang Fei gloated and said to the heard people: "Look, Erke, I'm not wrong, this dead otaku has no good intentions from the beginning, look at his expression...it's disgusting."
Ah Jiu immediately jumped up and said happily, "Brother, I've taken all the things."
"Yeah." After a cold glance at Fu Xin, Wen Renchu took Ah Jiu away.
Fu Xin's thumping heart finally calmed down gradually, and he said, "It's so dangerous, so dangerous..."
Ouyang Fei came over, snatched the computer, rummaged through the folder a few times, and said with contempt: "You can only rely on these things for the rest of your life."
Fu Xin stammered, "You, take care of me."
"A dead nerd who doesn't know what's good or bad... This time, it's okay for you to be my younger brother. What's the point of looking at these things all day long? Poor guy living in an illusory world, tsk tsk." Ouyang Fei said, from He took out a USB flash drive from his pocket and inserted it into the computer, "Today I suddenly realized that you are not young anymore, so I plan to give you a coming-of-age gift."
He would be so kind?Fu Xin didn't believe it, picked up the mouse suspiciously, and asked, "What's inside?"
Ouyang Fei played tricks, "Open it and have a look."
After clicking on the file folder, Fu Xin found a bunch of densely packed videos, all with creepy names, and said in a trembling voice, "These..."
"This is the gift I gave you. How about going from the elementary tutorial to the one-night royal maiden? It's enough hard work."
Fu Xin's scalp was numb and he pulled out the USB flash drive, "I don't read this kind of stuff!"
Ouyang Fei smiled evilly, "I can't help you..."
"Ah, no!"
"Dead otaku, open your eyes..."
boom!Pop!boom!
The other room was very harmonious. Ah Jiu picked up the bedside magazine and read it imitatively. After flipping through a few pages, she yawned and closed it, "I don't understand."
Wen Renchu said lightly: "Then go to bed early."
"I'm going to wait for my brother to sleep together."
"why?"
"It's very comfortable for my brother to hold me, just like that time when I went camping."
"Did Fu Xin hug you to sleep before?"
Ah Jiu shook his head, "He doesn't sleep every night and plays games all night."
Wen Renchu closed the magazine, touched his face with his left hand, then tried it with his right hand again, with complicated expressions on his face.
Ah Jiu rubbed his eyes and looked at him, "Brother."
"Lie down inside," Wen Renchu turned off the desk lamp, and gently embraced him with his right arm, "Go to sleep."
In the early morning of the next day, Ah Jiu got up early to prepare breakfast. When the meal was served, he saw Fu Xin's eyes were red and he was yawning again and again.
"Brother Xin, what's the matter with you?" He was always in a bad mood during the day, but it was the first time he saw it so bad like today.
"It's nothing..." Fu Xin saw the white porridge on the table, his face changed suddenly, he covered his mouth and ran to wash the toilet.
Ouyang Fei was in a particularly good mood, holding an apple and smiling, "Brother Xin is happy."
"Ah?!" Ah Jiu was stunned for a long time before he realized that he was joking with himself, but he was still worried when he heard the faint sound of vomiting, "It looks serious, do you want to accompany him to see a doctor?" ?”
Ouyang Fei said: "What kind of doctor are you seeing? He has a psychological problem. If I let him see him for another night today, I probably won't reject him."
Fu Xin's wailing came from far away, "Can you let me go? Kill me and stop watching that kind of thing!"
"I can't help you," Ouyang Fei raised his eyes and saw Ah Jiu twisting his body, and asked curiously, "What are you doing?"
Ah Jiu twisted a few more times, and squeaked, "No, it's all right."
After two days of peace like this, the day before Ah Jiu's vacation ended, he finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Brother..." Ah Jiu hesitated to speak.
"what's up?"
Ah Jiu couldn't help twisting her butt twice, "I seem to be sick."
Only then did Wen Renchu raise his eyes, "What's uncomfortable?"
"Itchy," Ah Jiu whispered, "The little spot on the butt is always itchy."
Wen Renchu put down the book in his hand, touched his tailbone through his shorts, "Is it here?"
Ah Jiu quickly nodded, "Yeah."
Wen Renchu pulled his shorts down a bit, revealing his round buttocks, above the shallow groove, his skin was as transparent as crystal, and he could vaguely see the bright red underneath.
Ah Jiu couldn't help reaching out to scratch, "Itches."
"Get down."
Ah Jiu endured the discomfort and lay down hugging the pillow.
Wen Renchu scratched his tailbone with his sharp fingertips, and the transparent skin split open immediately, and a big red tail with a furry poked out quietly from inside.
Ah Jiu's eyebrows trembled, and she said happily, "Hey, it doesn't itch anymore..."
Behind his invisible back, the tail flicked like a flame with his emotional unconsciousness.
The newly grown tail seemed to bring him an indescribable joy. After shaking it several times, Ah Jiu turned away, "Brother."
Wen Renchu pressed his head in time, "Don't move, close your eyes, I didn't tell you not to open them."
Ah Jiu obeyed obediently and closed her eyes.
Wen Renchu looked at the tail for a while with a complex expression, went to the door and made a call, Ouyang Fei rushed over immediately.
"What happened?"
Wen Renchu pointed to Ah Jiu's big tail to show him, Ouyang Fei was extremely shocked, "He..."
"Go and seal it temporarily." Wen Renchu said in a low voice.He had already put a seal on Ah Jiu before, hoping to confine his evil spirit, but he didn't expect to be unable to prevent him from growing out the characteristics he should have.
After waiting for a while, Ah Jiu was a little anxious, "Is brother alright?"
"Wait a little longer." Wen Renchu signaled Ouyang Fei to go in.
Walking to the front and back of the bed, Ouyang Fei cut his fingers with a saber and dripped blood on his tailbone. As the blood seeped into his skin, the big tail gradually shrank back.
"Okay, you're going to bed now."
Ah Jiu opened his eyes, but he was the only one left in the room.
In the living room, Ouyang Fei was still engrossed in the scene he just saw, and said, "That tail is actually red...I really want to see what that guy's body looks like."
Wenren said: "I won't let it grow any longer."
"But we can't stop it, can't we? The power hidden in that guy's body is really amazing, maybe he will be the strongest among the brothers!"
"No matter what, I can't let him know my identity."
Ouyang Fei rubbed his nose, "He has teeth, so you take him to pull them out. Let the tail come out, and seal it. This is just the beginning... Wait until its sharp ears, sharp claws, and horns grow. What do you do when you come out? Do you need to seal him again? This kind of thing can’t be covered in paper, I think it’s better to tell him the truth earlier, that idiot should be happy to accept the reality. He always wanted to be yours Brother, isn't it?"
The two were silent for a while, and Wen Renchu made a major decision, "I want to take him to Jiangcheng, and Di Ting must have a way."
Ouyang Fei said: "Your status is special, I'd better take him there."
"No, I'm going in person."
Ouyang Fei was puzzled, "Why?"
Wen Renchu stretched out his hand, "Ever since I absorbed Ah Jiu's fetal soul, I've found that my two hands feel different."
Ouyang Fei wondered, "What's the difference?"
"There is no change in the left hand, and the right hand is a little out of control." There is also a strange feeling that he can't explain himself.
"Isn't it?" Ouyang Fei leaned over to take a look, "It's just a little monster, it shouldn't affect you."
Wen Ren said clearly: "That's why I went to see the truth and listen to ask the reason."
"But," Ouyang Fei seemed to have remembered something, with a trace of worry on his face, "There is Bai Ze in Jiangcheng, haven't you always wanted to hide Ah Jiu's identity from him? ...the truth can no longer be concealed."
"At present, we have no choice but to listen to the truth. Only he has this ability, so this trip is necessary."
Ouyang Fei pondered for a moment, "I'll set up a scheme to lure Bai Ze to Yudu temporarily."
"No, the third child is by Bai Ze's side and can keep track of his movements at any time. I will try my best to keep Ah Jiu away."
"Do I want to go with Fu Xin?"
"Just stay here honestly and don't do messy things."
Ouyang Fei smiled evilly, "Second brother, don't worry, I recently found that killing people at home is more fun than going outside..."
"You have to know when enough is enough, and don't go too far with Xin."
"I thought the second brother only cared about Ah Jiu."
Wen Renchu glanced at him coldly, "As you please."
Go to Jiangcheng?Ah Jiu was a little confused after hearing the news, "Why?"
Ouyang Fei said: "Second brother has some health problems recently, so I'm going to find an old Chinese doctor there to recuperate."
Ah Jiu immediately became nervous, "What's wrong with brother?"
"Kidney deficiency," Ouyang Fei finally thought of a funny reason, "but it doesn't affect daily life."
Only then did Ah Jiu feel relieved, thought for a while, and said, "This seems to be food and tonic...is it important to have kidney deficiency?"
"Of course it's important. The kidney is the second most important organ in a man's body."
Ah Jiu opened her round eyes and asked, "What is the most important organ?"
Ouyang Fei laughed while playing with his saber, "You might as well ask your second brother this question."
So before Wen Renchu and Ah Jiu left Jiangcheng, Ouyang Fei had another bruise on his face.
In the airport, Ah Jiu trotted to catch up with Wen Renchu, panting, "Brother, let me pick up the luggage, don't get tired."
Wen Renchu was wearing sunglasses, his expression was unclear, but his voice could clearly hear displeasure, "I've said it several times, don't listen to Ouyang Fei's nonsense."
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