MMB 231 See If I'm Not Cute Enough To Kill You
231 See If I'm Not Cute Enough To Kill You
After all kinds of hype during this period, the popularity of "Working Cells" has been quite exaggerated.
The industry is very concerned about Xu Feng's first work to officially enter the mainland market, which is written, directed and acted by himself.
After all, this symbolizes whether Xu Feng can truly establish his undisputed dominant position in the film and television industry in the mainland film market.
Anyway, filmmakers basically hope to see his Waterloo, after all, colleagues are enemies, and no one wants such a freak to appear in their own circle.
It's as if the music circle and singers of the same era as Michael Jackson are very sad.
Everyone only remembers the old man.
As long as Xu Feng's film is successful, he will be the boss of the mainland film market...well, well, it's not far away, but it's not far away.
【I finally got the tickets! The ticket for the premiere road show cost Laozi five figures!】
[Xu Feng acted forcefully in "Everyday Upward" before, I still remember it vividly, I don't want the movie's box office to be too high, just barely break the domestic record, oh my god, let's kill him by Jiang Dao Lei]
[I searched on the Internet and found that Guo Biting is really beautiful, I envy Xu Feng, who is more than a dog]
[This "One Punch Man" just ended two days ago, and the official website of the two-dimensional film and television has been updated. Xu Feng has two TV dramas this year, so die!]
[Has the cast been released? Who is the heroine?]
[One "Inuyasha", one "Hokage Ninja", the former Xu Feng male second, the heroine Zhao Jinmai, the cast of the latter has not yet been released]
[Real hammer 02, Xu Feng is definitely going to play that kind of high-profile role again]
From the beginning of "Shinigami: Soul Society Arc" to the present.
These fans have followed Xu Feng's many dramas, and they also know some of his routines.
Xu Feng's role is not necessarily the protagonist, but it is definitely the most compelling role in the whole play.
Even Xu Feng has not played the protagonist as many times as he has played the boss.
Because the protagonist often needs time to describe the growth process.
But the BOSS doesn't have this concern, and the start level is full!
The premiere of "Cells at Work" was held at Yanjing Giant, and this time there are also Penguin, Goudong and other sky enterprises as investors.
At the same time, it will be broadcast exclusively by Penguin Video.
The ostentation was huge, and I feel that "Initial D" starring Milk Cha Lun two months ago is a bit similar and clumsy.
Looking at the scene, the fans are separated by a long distance, because there are too many celebrities...
Xu Feng took the lead to lead the leading group to the stage, and the flash lights in the audience were great. The actors on it were also professional, and none of them blinked.
And after Xu Feng and others left the stage, the audience who didn't know how much they spent to buy road show tickets looked around, looking for the stars who came to attend the premiere.
"Michaelun really came, no wonder, after all, he has a good relationship with Xu Feng."
"Nonsense, Milk Tea Lun herself said on Twitter that "Initial D" will be made into a series, and she has to coax Xu Feng to write the script better."
"Oh, it seems that the new album is still in the foreseeable future."
"Didn't Milk Tea Lun say that a new album will be released by the end of the year when the box office exceeds 2 billion?"
"Do you believe what he says?"
"Fuck! Golden Lock! It's so big, do you think hers is real or fake?"
"Hey, is Hong Jinbao here yet?"
The reporters on the scene felt that their hands were about to cramp.
And as big names came out one after another in turn, the shouts from the peripheral fans never stopped.
"I'll go! Mr. Han and Mr. Mou are here! Xu Feng has a lot of face!"
"Nonsense, I lost so much face during the Spring Festival before, I just waited for Xu Feng to come to the rescue.
"Such an old man always takes Liu Haocun with him wherever he goes? Maybe it's not his illegitimate daughter?"
"How can an illegitimate daughter be treated like this? I think it should be my own mother."
When seeing the bigwigs standing with Xu Feng, many stars in the circle knew that Xu Feng's movie would never hit the box office.
The big shots in the circle opened the way, and Yang Ma assisted in the promotion.
The buffs are all full for you, even Director Bi can't rush to the street!
Uh...although he shouldn't be able to get this kind of treatment in his life.
"This movie can be released successfully, thanks to you, Uncle San."
Xu Feng said with emotion:
"Didn't change the blood to green."
In fact, Xu Feng has always been quite critical of the domestic review system.
It's no wonder that many movies with wild plots clearly create a very interesting fantasy world, but at the end, they tell you that this is just a dream of the protagonist.
It really feels like a fucking dog.
When submitting the film, Xu Feng was really afraid that the review department would ask him to change some bloody scenes in his film to green.
A healthy film in popular science, you turn it into green?
TMD can you still watch it?
Sanye Han said unhappily:
"Your speech is still so ugly."
Seeing Xu Feng chatting and laughing happily with all the big shots, Da Mi swallowed her saliva.
If it was the past, she would definitely try to get close to her to gain a sense of presence.
But she knew very well that if she dared to do this, it would only have the opposite effect.
Da Mimi looked around and found a target——
Yang Chaoyue!
Assistant to Xu Feng's Third Generation project.
Da Mimi rolled her eyeballs, planning to recruit this girl into her own house like hot.
It can also let her keep reporting the latest situation of Xu Feng to herself.
Isn't it beautiful?
Yang Chaoyue, who has not been out of the village for a year, is trembling behind Xu Feng's leather drum like a quail, and then she sees a pair of big headlights walking towards her
Seeing the looming smile on Da Mimi's face, the third generation's little assistant instinctively felt a strong sense of foreboding.
It's like the feeling of a rabbit being stared at by a fox.
Don't come here!
After contentedly intimidating the little assistant, Da Mimi went to find her old acquaintance "Nan Xiang".
A third-tier star who is neither hot nor popular, actually appeared in Xu Feng's two works?
She looks so bitch, but she didn't have anything to do with Xu Feng.
Da Mimi took off two balls from her body and kicked them for you!
Although Da Mimi felt that Guo Biting was nothing to worry about, she still felt that it was necessary to beat her up.
You are a high-end toy, and my wife is Mrs. Xu!
After Xu Feng was arguing with the bosses, Yang Chaoyue suddenly tugged on his sleeve and said in a low voice:
"Boss, Sister Mimi told me to help her keep an eye on you in the future, and notify her once you fool around outside."
Xu Feng thought it was funny for no reason, and asked back:
"Then you still tell me?"
"She didn't pay me a salary."
Yang Chaoyue raised her head and said.
"Didn't she do anything else for you?"
Xu Feng became even more curious, Da Mimi should not be so stingy.
"She said that she will cover me after I debut, and I don't want to debut, of course I don't need these benefits~"
When she said this, Yang Chaoyue was still a little proud.
She doesn't want to be a star, how tiring.
Like now, I usually just run errands, keep accounts, and walk the dog to get a five-figure salary. How happy are you?
Xu Feng almost couldn't hold back his laughter, he pinched Yang Chaoyue's pouty face and brought the leading actors into the arena.
But Yang Chaoyue took two steps back in a jerk.
I thought to myself that this ghost boss would not prepare to attack me, would I?
…
In the huge theater, the movie officially started.
The familiar dragon logo, 2D Films and the pirate logo of Xu Feng's previous Youth Weekly Jump were shown on the big screen one after another.
Finally, there is that line that reassures the audience as soon as it appears:
"Screenwriter: Xu Feng, Director: Xu Feng, Starring: Xu Feng"
It feels like the golden combination of Fang Wenshan in the Chinese music scene who wrote lyrics, Huang Yuxun arranged music, and Milk Tea Lun sang.
"In the human body, there are about 37 trillion and 200 billion cells, and they are still working energetically today."
Accompanied by the side sound introduction, the picture quickly pours into a human body from the outside, but after a long shot, the inside is a huge city.
"Hello, this is Oxygen for 083 days today!"
Reba, in a bright red overalls, was the first to appear on the stage, with a bright smile on her face and a naive smile, delivering a courier to a person with the word "cell" written on the back
"Red blood cells, red because they contain a large amount of hemoglobin, transport oxygen and carbon dioxide through the blood circulation."
Just saw this, so many viewers were at a loss.
Soon, a group of strangely shaped monsters came out, all in white, and the white blood cell played by Xu Feng cleanly pierced the throats of the monsters with a specific gravity.
"Go to hell! You bastards!"
The introduction of the narration sounded again:
"White blood cells, neutrophils, the main job is to remove foreign bodies such as bacteria and viruses that invade the body from the outside, and neutral cells account for more than half of the white blood cells in the blood.
Seeing this, everyone understands that Xu Feng is anthropomorphizing the cells in the human body, and popularizing scientific knowledge of physiology to the audience through this form.
And what follows is the story of red blood cells with confused personality and white blood cells with cold outside and hot inside.
This kind of combination, which is already rotten in youth romance dramas, made many old fritters on the scene laugh.
Many viewers who grabbed tickets to the premiere looked down at the flesh on the back of their hands, and secretly complained in their hearts:
"Damn, don't fall in love in my body."
But then, the famous scene was born.
On the way of the white blood cells escorting the red blood cells, the platelet loli played by Tian Shengdi stood in front of them.
"Sorry, the front is still under construction."
The narration also introduces the interface:
"Platelets, which gather to block the wound when blood vessels are damaged, are a type of blood component and are smaller than ordinary cells.
"Did something happen?"
Reba bowed her waist and asked.
"I'm so sorry, that..."
Wang Shengdi first jumped up and down twice, and then jumped sideways while Kaidō:
"Because of other circumstances, the construction progress has been delayed...".