MMB 335 A Beautiful Girl Spitting Is Cute
335 A Beautiful Girl Spitting Is Cute
Soon, Mushu Ryu, who is the supernatural element of the show, showed his role in the movie
companion.
In other words, to be a fan and funny.
Especially when it played against another mascot, the little cricket, the audience couldn't stop laughing.
"I've never played a man before, so I'm a little nervous."
Hua Mulan hesitated in the grove outside the barracks.
"No problem, give me a suggestion!"
Mu Xulong gave full play to his position as a dog-headed military adviser, and kept showing off his ideas.
"Shoulders flattened, chest raised, legs spread apart, heads raised, walking in unison!"
Hua Mulan, played by Zhao Jinmai, followed Mu Xulong's instructions, raised her limbs awkwardly, and then walked into the military camp as if she had suffered from polio.
The recruits, blacksmiths, and logistics on both sides looked at her with "Isn't this guy a fool?"
"Hahaha!"
At this time, the audience in the movie couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out laughing one by one.
Damn it, it's so funny.
For the next ten minutes, the audience's laughter never stopped.
Looking at the shirtless male soldiers in the barracks, picking their feet, nose, and crotch.
Zhao Jinmai looked disgusted, "It's disgusting, I don't think I can be a man...
"You have to get used to it, men are like that."
Mu Xulong looked surprised when he saw "one three three".
Immediately afterwards, Hualan officially debuted as a live treasure in the movie.
In the original book, the one-eyed dwarf A Yao, the skinny A Ning and the fat bald Jin Bao.
Seeing these three actors, many people around the world who are eagerly waiting for the third season of "Hokage" have their eyes lit up.
Damn, isn’t this Naruto, Sasuke and work drinks?!
Plus Hinata, TMD dream linkage.
"You have to be confident and be as ruthless as these people, so that you can appear as a man!"
"Punch him, that's how men say hello.
"Kicking his skin drum, this is what men love the most."
Under the suggestion of Mu Xulong, a dog-headed military adviser, Hua Mulan made bad moves frequently.
Fighting with the future three friends, the whole barracks was in chaos.
"Hahaha!"
Da Mimi, Liu Shishi, Da Meiyuan and the others didn't hold back, and bowed their waists with two smiles, but they were afraid that Xu Feng or the live media would see them like this, so they quickly covered their mouths with their hands
But even so, Zhang Zhang's goose laughter couldn't stop coming from between his fingers.
At this time, the young general Li Xiang played by Xu Feng also officially appeared on the stage.
Under his father's recommendation and promotion, he was in charge of leading the recruit battalion.
"General Li Xiang, command the best army in FH, no! The best army ever."
Just when Li Xiang, played by Xu Feng, was about to throw a big punch.
As soon as I got out of the camp, I saw recruits jumping around in a mess.
And the hero's commander-in-chief father was speechless.
As the supervisor of the recruit camp, the prime minister played by Mr. Jin Shijie also complained:
"It's not just bad."
Li Xiang stepped forward with a dark face to stop everyone's stupid behavior.
Facing the boss, all members of the recruit battalion pointed at Hua Mulan and shouted in unison:
"It's all up to him!"
Looking at the gloomy boss, Hua Mulan hurriedly got up from the ground, subconsciously showing a girl's delicate expression, I'm sorry......
However, just as she was about to apologize, Hua Mulan suddenly remembered that she was a man now, so she hurriedly coughed twice to adjust her voice, and responded with a three-point lowered voice, dancing with hands and feet:
"Ahem! Umm...I mean, I'm sorry, bro!"
As he said that, he hammered Li Xiang's chest, with a look of "Which one of us is with whom?", and then showed his own fleshless arm, gesticulating with a knife in his hand in an exaggerated posture.
"But you also know that men are like this. You have to play for real! Wahahaha!"
But she looks like this, on the contrary, it gives people the appearance of a little milk cat deliberately pretending to be fierce, cute and cute.
The hearts of the female audiences in the movie hall were melted.
"Youth is invincible!"
The daughter was just born, and Milk Cha Lun, who was officially promoted to a father, couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
Although he is not professional in acting.
But we can also see the unique charm that this kind of young girl can show.
Let those post-85 Huadan who are going to be three years old come, they will definitely not be able to perform this kind of feeling.
On the big screen, Li Xiang's face darkened even more, and he said coldly
"May I have your name?"
"Ah... I..."
Frightened by Li Xiang posting it like this, Hua Mulan was immediately frightened back to her cute girl's voice, and it took a while to react.
Under the reminder of Mu Xulong, he reluctantly used the name "Huaping" to fool him, and handed his father's conscription order to the other party.
At this time, the prime minister also came up, frowned and said after seeing the conscription order:
"Why don't I remember that General Hua has such a big son?"
Hua Mulan, who had barely recovered from the tension, lowered her voice again, imitating a man's tone and said:
"Uh, my dad seldom mentions me...cough~ bah!"
As she said that, Hua Mulan wanted to imitate A Yao played by Peng Yuchang just now by spitting at random to show her "masculinity"
However, she obviously didn't spit in such a rude way before, and she didn't even spit on the ground after taking a sip.
Instead, it drips down from the mouth in a brushed shape.
"Bah bah bah!"
Hua Mulan poohed several times in a row before finally spitting out the spit completely.
There was still a bit of wire drawing left in the corner of the mouth, and he smacked his lips again to lick the remaining bit back.
Li Xiang and the prime minister also showed expressions of "Is this guy an idiot?"
The prime minister complained again:
"If I want to have such a son, I don't want to say it."
The surrounding recruits and the audience in the global theater laughed together.
It's a pity that it's not released on the Lunar New Year file or the Spring Festival file.
Proper family fun, okay?
"Cissy can't learn this alone..."
Lao Hu, Xu Feng and Liu Yifei's old acquaintance, couldn't help shaking his head secretly.
Originally, he thought that Xu Feng favored Zhao Jinmai too much.
But looking at it now, it is not the same.
At least Zhao Jinmai is really unequivocal when it comes to pretending to be crazy and acting stupid.
And not only Liu Yifei, but the gang of girls including Da Mimi and Liu Shishi all have this characteristic.
It's just that the burden of being an idol is too heavy.
You let them play this kind of scene of spitting and licking saliva, absolutely trying to escape.
In their view, this will ruin their image.
They will always be beautiful~
Of course, Zhao Jinmai dared to act like this, except for her little daughter-in-law character who unconditionally obeyed Xu Feng's requirements.
There is another important reason, that is, her appearance and age can afford her to do so.
"Don't worry, it's still cute."
Looking at Zhao Jinmai who looked worried beside her, Xu Feng patted her little head and comforted her.
No matter how obedient she is, a girl who plays such a role will inevitably be worried.
Hearing what Xu Feng said, Zhao Jinmai felt relieved a lot, he smiled and took Xu Feng's arm, and leaned his little head on his shoulder.
Many young ladies sitting in the back row gritted their teeth secretly when they saw this scene.
Damn little watch!
Well, Xu Feng's words are not all to comfort Zhao Jinmai, there are also facts in it...
A beautiful girl is cute even if she spits and licks her saliva.
Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many fat nerds wanting to lick the feet of beautiful girls.
Don't you know that TMD women's feet are more prone to sweat than men?
It's poop, not strawberry cake, okay?
As the movie continued, Li Xiang did not hold Hua Mulan, or Hua Ping, accountable.
Instead, it means that everyone should clean up the rice that was spilled on the ground just now.
For a moment, the entire recruit camp glared at Hua Mulan with indignant eyes.
Obviously she will have a hard time in the future.
Training officially begins.
When Xu Feng took off his shirt to reveal his muscular figure with eight-pack abs, countless female audience swallowed secretly.
No wonder Gao Yuanyuan said that Xu Feng is in good health more than once.
The eyes of the deep male compatriots can't help showing envy.
No wonder he keeps having unclear relationships with so many women.
The human body is capital.
Milk tea Lun looked down at his stomach that seemed to be getting bigger, and began to wonder whether he should practice too.
But the thought was immediately thrown out of his mind.
Damn, I only have one wife anyway, so it's enough to feed one.
What kind of muscles are you training? Life should be fun in time.
Immediately, everyone's attention shifted from Xu Feng's muscles to the plot.
"Everyone fights with one heart, let the Huns despair!
Why do these soldiers look like girls
You are clumsy, undisciplined and coy
i will change your future
To be a man, don't give up!"
Under Big Brother Cheng's song "Manly Man", the recruits started training.
It is completely different from Liu Yifei's version of "Mulan", because of the setting of "qi", from the beginning, people block and kill people, and the plot of Feng Aotian in which Buddha blocks and kills Buddha is completely different.
Hua Mulan, who is a daughter, is not as physically fit as a man. Coupled with the messy things that the new army reported on the first day, colleagues don't want to see him.
Especially the duo played by Peng Yuchang and Wu Lei, who tripped Hua Mulan even if nothing happened.
But as time flies, the war is approaching.
Li Xiang's training became more and more serious, and his colleagues didn't bother to punish her.
Hua Mulan also couldn't keep up with the man's training pace.
During a weight-bearing long-distance running training, she really couldn't hold on, she staggered and fell on the mountain road, and was left far behind the main force by 2.1.
Seeing this, Li Xiang looked disappointed and even disgusted, raised his hand to take her burden on his shoulders, turned around and walked away.
Hua Mulan looked at the back of Li Xiang and the troops going away, gritted her teeth, and her heart was full of regret for herself and her tiredness.
"The battlefield is too cruel, bloody killing
If you are afraid to go home..."
The background song sung by Big Brother Cheng continued to reverberate, completely integrated with the plot.
At night, Li Xiang, who was extremely disappointed with Hua Mulan, handed over the war horse she brought from home to Hua Mulan.
Coupled with the embellishment of the lyrics, the audience knew that this was telling her to pat her ass and get out.
Seeing this, the audience felt bad.
"My God, this is too real..."
"Originally, the physical fitness of women and men is really not at the same level.
"Liu Yifei's version is simply phoenix, men are not as awesome as her."
"Nonsense, people have qi, um, although I don't know what qi is..."
"I hope Xu Feng will not join those messy things that add to the snake, but how can Hua Mulan make up for the physical gap between herself and men? If she is like the previous version, it will be too low."
All of a sudden, the expectations of countless viewers were filled
PS: I forgot the picture in the last chapter. .