MMB Chapter 12 WeChat
Chapter 12 WeChat
After checking the ticket and getting on the bus, Zhou Zhan pinched his nose to express his dissatisfaction with the air in the car, but after finding a seat and sitting in, he turned to look at Du Xiao beside him, and soon became happy again. After all, for the pampered Young Master Zhou, This is the first time for him to take a long-distance bus in human form, like a newlywed daughter-in-law returning to her husband's house with her husband, it doesn't feel too wonderful.
With the heater turned on in the car, he took off his overcoat that was so long that it could almost cover his ankles and was as big as a sleeping bag, revealing the same big sweater and trousers with the trouser legs rolled up several times, and then raised one foot up to Du Xiao Xiao swayed comfortably on his legs, stretched out his hand and said, "Let me play with the phone."
Du Xiao never expected that after such an embarrassing thing happened and the shocking truth that the Zhou family was full of chickens was exposed, he could still put on such a usual grandpa style with ease. Compared with him, he secretly did so much Mental construction, dawdling to find the right time for a showdown, is simply like a little girl who can't get rid of her face.
Seeing that he didn't respond, Zhou Zhan put his hand under his nose and moved his fingers.
Du Xiao looked down at his white and delicate palm and slender and beautiful fingers, and unresponsively took out the phone and put it in his hand.
Zhou Zhan bit his lip and glanced at him, took advantage of the opportunity to close his fingers, hooked his fingertips on his palm seemingly inadvertently, and then swiped the screen to play as if nothing had happened.
Du Xiao didn't realize that the other party did it on purpose at all, he stiffened his body and tried hard to control the boiling blood in his body, and by the way, he spat at himself who was currently unscrupulous.
Zhou Zhan took Du Xiao's mobile phone and flipped it over there, absent-mindedly, until Du Xiao took out his Kindle and started reading, he suddenly became energetic, glanced at Du Xiao from the corner of his eye, and quickly opened WeChat to log in to his Account, enter the family WeChat group.
The group name has been changed to "Jixiang Ruyi", which is really not creative at all.
Zhou Zhan curled his lips and shouted in the group, "Where are your parents?"
The group boiled instantly, and a group of brothers and sisters began to bombard the baby brother.
Brother Fifteen: "Damn it, you can use your phone already! Have you changed into a human? Have you successfully completed the task?"
Brother Nineteen: "You're doing well, little brother! I deserved to be blamed for you! Come back and beat me up!"
Elder Sister Twelve: "Aww, my soul of a rotten girl is starting to burn! Little brother, tell me, is Du Xiao powerful, is the job good, are you happy?"
Zhou Zhan thought about it accidentally, his cheeks flushed, he gritted his teeth and typed quickly: "Don't be ashamed! My man won't allow you to think about it! Be careful, I'll tell my brother-in-law!"
Eighth Sister: "Oh, you're such an asshole, I didn't make a fuss when I came in, it seems like it didn't work."
Sixth brother: "Little brother is so stupid, how could he complete the task so easily? But why did you expose him if he didn't complete the task? Could it be that Du Xiao sneaked in?"
Zhou Zhan was afraid that Du Xiao would see what he was doing, so he turned around and leaned against the car window, putting his other foot on his lap.
Du Xiao glanced at him, worried that his wide trouser legs would leak air, so he squeezed them tightly.
Zhou Zhan said in the group: "Sixth brother, are you ashamed to call me stupid? Are you smart? You are so angry with your man that you stuff your head in the toilet and masochistically think I don't know?"
Brother Six: "..."
Well, if you know such a shameful thing, it must not be Du Xiao.
At this time, Chairman Zhou came: "Son, Du Xiao knows your identity? Are you getting better?"
Zhou Zhan: "Dad, I suspect that he likes women, please help me find a way!"
Chairman Zhou was taken aback, obviously he hadn't considered this possibility, after thinking about it, he slapped his thigh and said, "Son, show him the film! Just watch his reaction and you'll know! Wait, I'll go back and give it to you right now." You searched for resources, found them and copied them into your computer! When will you come back?"
Before Zhou Zhan had time to reply, the brothers and sisters quickly and efficiently threw out the resources at the bottom of the box, and the blood-thumping animations quickly swiped the screen, and the top of Young Master Zhou's head was so hot cigarette.
Chairman Zhou: "Hey! What are you doing! The little bastard hasn't seen the movie yet, what should I do if he is so shocking all of a sudden? He is not smart at all, so how can he chase after men? Do you understand step by step? !"
Young Master Zhou, who has only read the textbooks of Xiaohuang Wen, has cheeks so hot that he can boil eggs, and he stares up the chat records with shortness of breath. He was about to turn into a roast chicken, and when he was sweating profusely, a warm palm suddenly pressed against his face, and at the same time, Du Xiao's worried voice sounded in his ear: "Why are you blushing like this?"
"Ah!" Zhou Zhan yelled in fright, subconsciously kicked the two feet on Du Xiao's legs, and the position of one of them was very unfortunate...
Du Xiao groaned in pain.
Dozens of glances cast over.
Zhou Zhan was startled again. He was so anxious that he wanted to chop off his feet. He hurriedly put them on the ground, bent over to look at his crotch, then looked up at his face, then looked down at his crotch again, feeling at a loss. He asked eagerly: "How is it? How is it? Didn't the kick break?"
This kick is not heavy, at least within Du Xiao's tolerance, Du Xiao slowed down, and awkwardly choked out two words in the eyes of many passengers: "It's okay."
"Are you okay?" Zhou Zhan was worried, stretched out a hand to rub him, and said nervously, "Is it better?"
It's over!This is the lifeblood of a man!Will Du Xiao turn against me!You can't die in the gutter if your ambition is not fulfilled!
Du Xiaoqiang pushed his hand calmly: "It's okay."
Zhou Zhan was still worried, and felt that it was very necessary to react and verify it.
Passenger next to him: "..."
Fuck!Eyes are going to be blind!
Tsk tsk... young people nowadays...
Ouch, whose child is this... too inattentive to the influence...
Du Xiao felt that the hairs all over his body were standing on end, he quickly took away the troubled hand, returned his attention to Zhou Zhan, and touched his forehead: "Could it be that you caught a cold while putting on your clothes?"
Zhou Zhan vaguely felt that he had just... seemed to probably...become bigger...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!never mind!not worried!
Zhou Zhan sat up straight and shook his head with bright eyes: "It's okay, I'm fine."
After the scare just now, his boiling blood has subsided long ago, the top of his head is no longer smoking, his cheeks are no longer red or hot, and the temperature is normal. Du Xiao leaned over suspiciously and put his forehead against his forehead to feel it. Look, there is no fever.
He is very skillful in making this kind of intimate and ambiguous posture, not only skillful, but also very natural, because Young Master Zhou is squeamish, and when he has a slight cold and fever, he yells for Du Xiao to stick his forehead to him. Du Xiao doesn't know why the Zhou family is so cowardly I can’t even bear to buy a thermometer, and I can’t figure out why I often can’t find my own thermometer when I use it...
Anyway, Du Xiao has mastered the local method proficiently. Du Xiao was sure that Zhou Zhan didn't have a fever, and finally he was relieved. When he was about to distance himself and sit up straight, his eyes inadvertently glanced down, and his eyes fell on the phone screen.
Zhou Zhan held the phone: "!!!"
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!Forget about the dynamic little yellow map opened on the phone!What if Du Xiao sees it!
Zhou Zhan quickly covered the screen with his other hand, thought for a while, and quickly took it away.
its not right!It should be shown to Du Xiao!Isn't everyone sending me such unhealthy things just to let me test Du Xiao?Why should I block it!Stupid!
Du Xiao looked at the short but explosive content in the dynamic picture, and gradually frowned.
He took care of Zhou Zhan personally for three years, and he was inseparable except for sleeping. In his memory, Zhou Zhan had never seen such a thing at all. It is impossible for a person who is blind in the dark to peek at it in the middle of the night. But now, Zhou Zhan can't wait. When I got home, I borrowed his mobile phone in the car.
How can't wait!
Did you just come into contact with this kind of thing recently, and then became addicted?
No wonder I suddenly went crazy that night...
Sure enough, you want to try me as a friend with guns...
He's a silent tough guy, he has a lot on his mind and he just doesn't say it.
Zhou Zhan glanced at his increasingly ugly face: It's over!No facial paralysis anymore!His face is so ugly and he looks in a bad mood!Isn't it just two men, so ugly?
Ahhhh Du Xiao, don't like women!Men are also very good!I'm pretty good!You have to change your aesthetics!
Zhou Zhan was anxious, he didn't want to think about anything anymore, he pulled Du Xiao and sent the small animation to his nose: "How is it? It's amazing, isn't it?"
Du Xiao looked at him in a bad mood: "No."
Zhou Zhan took back his phone and flipped through it, picked out another one and presented it to him, looking at him expectantly: "How about this one?"
Du Xiao's mood became even worse: "It's not very good."
Zhou Zhan secretly encouraged himself: just look at it more!Let him get used to it first!
"What about this?"
Du Xiao looked at him with a bit of despair.
Is this discussing with me about the next sex date?
Zhou Zhan blinked at him expectantly: "How is it? I think this one is very hot! Doesn't it look good?"
Du Xiao felt his eyes sweeping over from the side again, wishing he could immediately shut his mouth, and quickly snatched the phone over and stuffed it back into his pocket.
Zhou Zhan: "!!!"
Ahhhh no way!give me back!Give it back to me quickly!
Zhou Zhan rushed over and put his hand in his pocket, looking very eager.
Du Xiao was even more desperate. He snatched the phone back expressionlessly, raised it up and switched to the other hand, quickly stuffed it into the other pocket, and said coldly: "It's not good, don't look at it."
Ah ah ah my WeChat! ! !
Zhou Zhan leaned all over him, and chased his hands to the pocket on the other side.
Du Xiao took a deep breath and held down his hand, feeling so depressed that he was about to explode.
Zhou Zhan raised his head and stared at him. After a while, he cleared his throat and sat back. Putting on an old man's face, he began to use power for personal gain: "Give me the phone, or I'll deduct half of your salary!"
Du Xiao didn't respond.
Zhou Zhan stared at him incredulously. After staring at him, he suddenly changed his face, and began to pretend to be his grandson with a smile: "Brother Du, please give me your mobile phone. It's too boring in the car. I'll play for a while."
Du Xiao removed the back cover with one hand in his pocket, removed the battery with one hand, closed the back cover with one hand, and then took out the phone and handed it to him.
Zhou Zhan quickly snatched it over, and then...
Du Xiao looked at his bewildered face, turned sideways, and said in a very innocent tone, "Oh, the battery is out."
The author has something to say: Du Xiao: I really want to be black!It's a pity that the author didn't have this setting! [face expressionlessly angry]