MMB Chapter 6 Dissatisfied
Chapter 6 Dissatisfied
It was New Year's Eve when Du Xiao came back. In the evening, the family reunited and had a New Year's Eve dinner to watch the Spring Festival Gala. The atmosphere was very warm.
Ye Jijun, as a chicken mixed among humans, naturally celebrates the Spring Festival, but their Zhou family will always fly around the Spring Festival. After all, they are a fighting race. When there are too many people, there will be more quarrels. If there are too many quarrels, it is inevitable to have activities Muscles and bones, always end up messing up a big dinner, and everyone is happy if no one gets hurt.
Therefore, the salary of Zhou's nanny is also very high.
Mr. Yeji squatted on the dining table and was full of curiosity to experience the normal family atmosphere of the Chinese New Year. As a mascot, he received a very grand and high-standard treatment: he was wearing a red vest temporarily sewn by Mrs. Du, and a slap on his back The bow tie is very festive; the plate in front of him is full of delicacies that Du Xiao made for him, every dish is his favorite, and the amount of dishes is directly proportional to his preference!
I am so happy that I want to fly!
Du Xiao looked at him very delicately, as if he suspected that he was suffering from paranoia every minute.
Mother Du said: "I haven't heard of a chicken that can learn to speak like a human. What kind of breed is this chicken? It's not afraid of people. It's strange."
Du Xiao looked at the chicken: "...I don't know."
Brother Du said, "Where did this chicken come from?"
Du Xiao said: "The boss sent it." After thinking about the difference between his own chicken and other people's chickens, he changed the wording, "The boss sent it."
Mother Du asked, "What does your boss do? Is it a serious business?"
Mr. Yeji raised his head vigilantly after eating half, tilted his head and blinked at Mama Du: What do you mean?
Du Xiao was also a little unclear, so: "Of course it's a serious business, but I can't say a word or two. There are more businesses, and I can do everything."
Mother Du was dissatisfied with this answer: "Is it a serious business? What kind of serious company doesn't give people holidays for three years? You used to be able to take family leave once in a while in the army. How can a boss care more about the country now? This boss doesn't Could it be a drug-trafficking underworld?"
Mr. Yeji slipped his paws and stood firm on the edge of the table, staring with two black eyes in disbelief: What?What are you talking about?
Du Xiao was also stunned, and it took him a long time to find his way of thinking: "Why did you think of drug trafficking? I explained to you before that the boss's son can't live without people, and he won't let me go."
Du's mother was dubious: "Really? Didn't you go to do something illegal?"
Du Xiao quickly shook his head: "No."
Mama Du slapped the table: "I just said my son is upright! It's all those idle bastards who gossip, thinking that I don't know that they are talking sarcastic behind their backs. I think they are just jealous of my son's ability!"
Brother Du seemed to be hearing this kind of thing for the first time, and asked curiously, "What are people talking about?"
Mother Du picked up the chopsticks with a displeased face: "A group of foolish women, my son is obviously a bodyguard, they said that he was the security guard at the gate, and said how much money a small security guard can earn. If the money comes quickly, he will definitely come The road is not right, saying that our family is a teacher after all, and the name is good, Du Xiao, Du Xiao, will become a drug lord when he grows up! Only those criminals will hide and stay away from home for three years!"
Brother Du burst out laughing: "Oh my God! You can think about it too much! My brother's salary is at most a low-ranking member of a criminal group, right?"
Mr. Pheasant flapped his wings and kept clucking, clucking, yelling: Hahahaha!so funny!It's so cool!
Du Xiao: "..."
Mother Du began to educate Du Xiao again: "You are just too boring. You don't like to talk when you meet people. If others don't understand you, of course they have to make wild guesses. Look at the son of so-and-so, who only came back after three years of working abroad. , earned a little money and bought a house, and now he brags when he meets everyone, saying that the conditions abroad are so good, the moon abroad is so round and round, and foreign friends want to see him more, so he deceives those around him who have not read the book and have not come out. Those who travel far away are easy to be fooled by anyone. The kid actually went to Africa and suffered a serious illness. When he came back, he was as dark as a coal digger, but he said it was dried on the beach. I’m willing to believe his bragging. I’ve also been out for three years, and you can see how different your treatment is from others. Learn from it, and don’t be bored if you don’t brag, just say what you have to say!”
Du Xiao paused: "I don't care."
Mama Du hit the cotton with her fist, and she was furious: "Just don't mind it. Don't expect me to help you when you leave relatives after the year and get married and asked about work."
Du Xiao: "...Oh."
Mr. Yeji looked at Mother Du, then at Du Xiao, his eyeballs rolled around, and after a while, he found that the sky had darkened, worried that he would suddenly turn on the light later, so he hurriedly jumped into Du Xiao's arms, stepped on his thigh and called "cluck" , then tilted his head and closed his eyes, indicating that it was time for him to sleep.
Du Xiao actually accurately received his brainwaves this time, got up and took him to his bedroom, and stuffed him under the bed, very skillfully.
After all, I usually gain experience from serving Young Master Zhou.
Du Xiao looked at the quilt with a small bag on it, and suddenly felt that he was seriously ill: Why should I stuff a chicken into my quilt?
Mr. Pheasant rolled around in the dark blanket and sulked: Why didn't you wipe my mouth!Why don't you wash my feet!Why don't you take off my vest!I want to deduct your salary!
Every family slept late in the New Year's Eve, and at midnight, firecrackers sounded from all directions. This year, Du Xiao handed over the task of setting off firecrackers to his elder brother. Reflect on whether your IQ has a problem.
After being awakened by the firecrackers, the pheasant king, who was furious, calmed down the moment he fell into the arms of the bodyguard, and was so happy that he wished to jump into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the fireworks.
Du Xiao looked at the flickering night outside the window and suddenly became emotional: Zhou Zhan had only seen fireworks on TV, it was so pitiful.
When the surroundings gradually quieted down, and it was time for the Du family to rest, Mr. Yeji smelled Du Xiao's breath again when he fell into a daze in the bed, and then the bed collapsed for a while, knowing that it was Du Xiao lying in, he woke up in a jerk .
The main event is coming!Next is the real purpose of Dad's holiday for Du Xiao!
Mr. Yeji opened his eyes in the dark and waited silently excitedly and nervously. After Du Xiao's breathing gradually calmed down, he quietly stretched out his legs and groped for a while. The tip of the wings lightly touched Du Xiao's body and quickly retracted.
Du Xiao didn't respond.
Click again -
no response.
Fell asleep!
Mr. Yeji was delighted for a while, and took a few deep breaths for himself... It's about to transform!Time to get moving!The chicken race's first battle to conquer the human world was fought by this young master!come on!
3——2——1——transfiguration!
"boom--"
The naked Young Master Zhou hugged his head in pain: Damn it!I didn't find a good location, it was too close to the pillow, and I turned and hit the headboard of the bed!It hurts!It hurts!
Du Xiao was awakened, opened his eyes in doubt, and reached out to turn on the bedside lamp at the same time.
Ahhhhhh don't turn on the lights!It's the friendly army!
"Crack!" When the light came on, Young Master Zhou instantly turned back into a pheasant, and started jumping up and down crazily under the stimulation of the light.
"Clack cluck! cluck cluck!"
help!Kill the chicken!help!Kill the chicken!Made, my head hurts ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahI want to deduct your wages!
Du Xiao quickly got out of the quilt, flew out at an extraordinary speed, reached out with his hand at a tricky angle, accurately grabbed the thumping pheasants in the room, jumped back on the bed, stuffed them into the quilt, and then watched silently. Chicken feathers flying all over the room slowly fell down.
The world finally returned to peace.
Du Xiao patted the pheasant through the quilt to comfort him, and endured the cold, got out of bed and looked around the room, but found nothing unusual, then got under the quilt, then turned off the light and thought for a while, Guessing that he was either dreaming just now, or that the pheasant hit somewhere.
Anyway, no problem.
After a while, Du Xiao fell asleep again.
Mr. Pheasant stared in the darkness in grief, and reluctantly stretched out his wingtips again, and groped tentatively.
Is this... an arm or a leg?
Stretch the wings a little further and cover them to measure the width.
Not arms, but legs.
very good!This position is ok, no more bumping your head!
My mother said, I am the first chicken to conquer the human world!I am the best!It's tonight to win Du Xiao!come on!
3——2——1——transfiguration!
"Boom-"
The naked Young Master Zhou clutched his naked butt that hurt from the fall with a dazed expression: Damn it!Didn't find a good location again!It was too close to the end of the bed, and I fell to the ground as soon as I transformed!It hurts!so cold!
Du Xiao was awakened again, learned his lesson and gave up the idea of turning on the light in time, then sat up quietly, his eyes fell on the figure at the end of the bed, he was so startled that he almost got up and kicked it, but before he could put it into practice, He was surprised to find that this person turned out to be Zhou Zhan.
what happened!Am I dazzled!
Du Xiao hurriedly reached out to turn on the light—"Crack!"
Ahhhhhh don't turn on the lights!It's the friendly army!
Young Master Zhou turned into a pheasant in seconds, fluttering his wings and jumping up and down again. Because he was too stimulated, when he went crazy, he knocked down the cup on the desk, swept it with another wing, and the cup fell to the ground with a clang.
In the next second, he was caught by Du Xiao and stuffed back into the bed.
The world didn't have time to restore peace, Du's father opened the door and rushed in, holding a stick and standing in front of the bed with a chicken feather: "What's wrong? A thief has entered?!"
Du Xiao stared straight: "It's okay, I can fight."
Papa Du immediately raised his stick: "Where is it?"
Only then did Du Xiao come back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no thieves, I mean, even if there are thieves, I can beat them."
Du's father breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, how many years have you been away from home? I just fell asleep and thought you were a child. Go to sleep! Sitting cold, lie down!"
Mr. Yeji bites the bed sheet angrily: Why don't I have such a real father!
Du Xiao watched his father go out, lying in bed thinking for a long time, and felt that he had probably dreamed again just now, probably because of the severe daytime paranoia, he lost his mind and fell into hallucinations before turning on the light.
But how could the chicken be stimulated by the light in the bed?
Du Xiao turned around in confusion, his eyes fell on the pillow, and suddenly found that there were a few more rags over there, he picked it up with a frown and looked at it: "..."
It breaks after a few flops, this vest is too weak.
Mr. Pheasant hid in the quilt and continued to bite the sheets: The promised raw rice and cooked rice can take down Du Xiao!I also secretly read a lot of textbooks, okay?Why did we fail both times!I don't agree!