MMB Chapter 82 Slap Your Ex-Boyfriend Twice
Chapter 82 Slap Your Ex-Boyfriend Twice
Zhou Zheng: "...By the way, let me issue a clarification announcement. The live broadcast that day was a pre-prepared script. I used a special effects electric weapon, and the fall was all due to the pre-arranged scene. Please don't make a fuss and say that I was a real thunder god. I just know a little about special effects, special skills, and acting."
Some people in the comments section have already started stirring up trouble, giving off the vibe of trying to force themselves into a position of power and then ultimately dooming themselves with excessive praise.
Although I don't care about these things, why not avoid a little trouble? Whether the audience believes it or not is irrelevant; what matters is that I've debunked the rumors.
Xiaoxue took the phone: "Okay, I'll send it now."
Xu Zhu blinked: "I believe the last one was scripted, but... Zhou Leigong, is this one scripted too?"
The last live stream was short, and most of it was filmed on the second floor. Viewers could only see the various sound and light effects on the third floor. Occasionally, there were shots of the front, but these were only a few seconds long and showed a straight back view, which could be explained by wire work or something similar.
But this time...
Xu Zhu looked up at the courtyard. Above Baoshan Hospital, a huge storm vortex was slowly rotating. The center of the vortex was like a merciless and majestic divine eye looking down on this place, looking down on the good and evil in the hearts of all living beings. When looking directly at them, one could even faintly feel that they were being judged.
On the way here with my mother to see the doctor, everything was calm. Suddenly, thunder roared, and then this huge storm vortex appeared.
Upon entering the hospital, I saw Zhou Leigong, who had recently become the most popular figure on Liangcheng's paranormal channel.
If you say this strange phenomenon has nothing to do with Zhou Leigong, Xu Zhu would not believe it for a second.
Zhou Zheng smiled politely: "Do you still want an autograph?"
Xu Zhu shuddered under his gaze and hurriedly offered his phone with both hands: "Lord Zhou Leigong, I was just saying it casually. Please, I must give you an autograph. I'm a loyal fan!"
Zhou Zheng rolled his eyes, took the memo, and started writing his name in it. After finishing, he handed it back.
Xu Zhu caught it with both hands, her eyebrows flying with a smile: "Let's take a picture! Let's take a picture!"
Xu Zhu hurriedly pulled Xiao Xue along, then stood in front of Zhou Zheng and raised his phone high to take a picture.
After the photo shoot, Xu Zhu was very satisfied: "Thank you, Lord Zhou Leigong! Thank you, Lord Xiaoxue!"
Zhou Leigong is a nickname given by netizens, while Xiaoxue Daren is simply because Xiaoxue's online name is Xiaoxue Daren.
Xu Zhu put away her phone, clasped it together, and looked on with adoration: "Lord Zhou Leigong, could you please send me a blessing? Please! I recently started dating someone amazing! Oh, and my mom suddenly caught a cold, could you also send her a blessing of peace and health? Please!"
A roguish-looking young man helped the woman walk over.
Zhou Zheng glanced at it: "Slap your ex-boyfriend twice."
Xu Zhu's smile froze instantly: "Wh-what ex-boyfriend?"
Zhou Zheng: "He's playing both sides, using both large and small Juxin accounts. You can check it yourself if you don't believe me."
Xu Zhu turned her head and looked at her soon-to-be boyfriend.
The handsome, slightly roguish boyfriend looked panicked: "You, you, you're talking nonsense!"
Xu Zhu slapped him twice across the face: "I was blind to date you! You scumbag!!!"
The handsome, slightly roguish boyfriend covered his face, furious and terrified: "You...we're breaking up!!!"
After uttering those harsh words, the roguish yet handsome boyfriend didn't dare offend Zhou Lei, who could see through the truth with just one glance. He turned around in a panic and ran away, instinctively wanting to get out of there as quickly as possible.
Xu Zhu was furious: "Bastard! You wasted my feelings and my money!"
Zhou Zheng glanced at the woman: "Originally, you should have slapped your mother twice, but considering her kindness in raising you, one slap will suffice."
Xu Zhu was stunned: "Zhou Leigong, are you kidding me? I... I hit my mom?"
Zhou Zheng calmly commented: "She was overly controlling, had poor judgment of character, and was easily swayed, almost causing you to marry a scumbag. I think changing two slaps to one slap is very reasonable."
She had the grace of giving birth to and raising him, but she also harmed Xu Zhu; these two things existed simultaneously.
The woman's face turned pale, her lips trembled, but she couldn't utter a word; every word she spoke was the truth and could not be refuted.
Xu Zhu looked at her mother, then at Zhou Leigong, and swallowed hard: "Is it necessary to slap him?"
Zhou Zheng tilted his head and looked at the deduction: "Slapping you will break your mother's excessive control over you and save you from harm, but the price is that your relationship with your mother will be strained for several years, and you will not receive your mother's blessing when you get married."
If you don't slap her, although your mother will still have a strong desire to control you, she will really give you 500,000 yuan in the hope that you can live a happy life.
That's up to you; that's how multiple-choice questions are.
Xu Zhu's excessive controlling nature harmed her, and her genuine desire to give her all to ensure her daughter's happiness was also true.
All I can say is that this is an ordinary family, with a mother who is quite obsessed but loves her daughter.
The woman hurriedly clasped her hands and bowed, saying, "Master, I want to ask where my daughter's true love is. I... I beg you! I can change!"
Zhou Zheng squinted at the woman, then looked at Xu Zhu: "Your daughter is in a state of utter confusion right now, so I can't make a reliable prediction for her. However, I can perform a divination, but the price is that you need to genuinely change yourself and stop having such a strong desire to control your daughter. If you violate this price, you will have to bear the consequences yourselves. Are you willing to accept that?"
Zhou Zheng knew she would agree, because this was the love she gave Xu Zhu—a wet cotton coat, worn wet, taken off cold.
"I do, Master."
Zhou Zheng took out six coins, tossed them into the air, caught them as they fell, glanced at them, and said, "Among the people you know, you just haven't noticed him yet. Likes and dislikes are intertwined; you might like his traditions, but you might also find him boring because of them. However, you can't hold onto your money, but your husband can. If you manage your life well, you can live a happier life. You had a child two years after marriage, so don't keep pressuring him. Just go along with the young people's ideas, because pressuring won't help and will only damage your relationship with your daughter."
Xu Zhu was stunned: "Huh? So fast?"
Zhou Zheng reached out and took her phone, writing down her future husband's name, contact information, home address, and personal preferences in a memo: "Do good deeds in the future. Our relationship ends here. Be good to your mother, and remember to massage her legs often to ward off a calamity five years from now. You must also be brave enough to oppose your mother's strong desire to control you; it will really harm you and make you lose money."
I'm referring to debts exceeding 100 million, which you can afford to pay back, and your husband is willing to help you pay them back. But I think it's best to avoid it if possible. Don't make life harder for yourself if you have nothing better to do.
And, don't spread what happened today; just keep it to yourself. It might bring you trouble—I'm not a bad person, but those who target me are not good people.
Xu Zhu took the phone and glanced at it. Her heart skipped a beat, and memories immediately flooded her mind: this dull-witted guy who had always silently supported her, the guy she could trust.
The woman leaned closer for a look, her eyes widening in surprise. But upon reflection, she realized it was a perfect fit. Although the young man was a bit dull, he was indeed good at managing money and could take good care of his daughter, ensuring her a happy life. She wouldn't have to worry about the future.
Zhou Zheng: "Bye, our fate has run its course. I wish you good luck. By the way, you should hurry up and help your mother upstairs to see a doctor, otherwise she'll be in pain from stomach cramps in half an hour... never mind, you get the idea."
After finishing his words and the task, Zhou Zheng turned and left.
Xu Zhu hurriedly helped his mother up and repeatedly bowed to thank Zhou Zheng for his back.
The women also bowed deeply in thanks.
……
As they left Baoshan Hospital, Xiaoxue hurriedly asked, "Brother Zhou, Brother Zhou, how long will we be together? Can you calculate it?"
Zhou Zhengyou was speechless. He rolled his eyes and uttered eight words: "It's all up to human effort. Be a good person."
We've almost gotten into a fatal situation, how did you even ask that question?
Liu Zhen couldn't stop laughing: "How could you? Hahaha, little girl, that's such a silly question, hahaha!"
Xu Fan lamented, "Girls in love are always blind." This question is indeed silly, but it also reflects how deeply Xiaoxue is infatuated with and in love with Brother Zhou.
Tang Ying covered her mouth and laughed: "Xiaoxue, if the divination says your relationship won't last long, what would you think?"
Xiaoxue grabbed Zhou Zheng's arm and said, "Hmph! The divination must have gone wrong. Zhou-ge and I will be together forever and ever!"
Zhou Zheng laughed: "Sincerity is more effective than anything else. Go home and rest."