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Chapter 444 If Zombies Come

Zhao Xiaotian drank cold beer while eating delicious grilled fish, this feeling is really refreshing!

This is the first time that everyone bakes and eats freshly baked at sea.

You can still drink as much as you want, and when you finish drinking, you can just go in and rest without worrying about anything.

When the love was strong, Chen Xuan took out his electric guitar and played a few tunes for everyone.

The sea, the bright moon, barbecue, beer, and the sound of guitar.

The carnival of this group of people was formed.

While eating, Zhao Xiaotian suddenly suggested: "Let's play a game, one person asks questions, and the others answer.

If the answer is good, the person who asked the question will drink, and the person who cannot answer the question must also drink. "

Li Ran said, "Okay! But the questions shouldn't be too difficult to answer."

"OK!"

Li Ran continued: "Xiaotian, come first, let's see what questions you must have prepared to test everyone."

Zhao Xiaotian chuckled and said, "Okay, then I'll be the first to ask, what's the most fake sentence you've ever heard?"

"The most false sentence?"

Everyone began to think.

Yang Lei said: "I treat you another day?"

"Emmm counts as one."

Li Ran said: "I will love you forever?"

"That's it."

An Xiaoxian said: "The teacher said, can I talk for another 2 minutes?"

"Well, that's okay."

Wang Lingxin thought for a while and said, "Are you a good person?"

Zhao Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, "Sister Ling Xin, you're heartbroken now, it seems that you often send out good person cards to others...emmm, it's okay, brother Xuan, it's your turn."

Chen Xuan said calmly, "I have read and agreed to the above terms."

"what?"

"Eh?"

"That's right! Every time I use some software, it always asks me to agree to the terms. I'm too lazy to read it. The main reason is that I can't understand it. If I don't agree, I have to agree."

"Brother Xuan said, it really is 666!"

Everyone laughed instantly.

Zhao Xiaotian said: "Okay, I'll drink this round!"

Li Ran said: "Come on, come on, let me ask the second question, and I promise to kill you instantly.

Listen well, good-looking people who can't talk are called "high cold", and ugly people who can't talk are called "high cold". "

"Huh? What's this called?"

"It's too difficult, I can't think of it"

"What's the answer?"

Li Ran smiled and said, "Hey, no one knows, right? Drink it! Drink it all!"

"What, what's the answer?"

"I don't know, haha! I came up with it on the spur of the moment, but I didn't expect it to really stump you!"

"Haha, you said it yourself just now, don't ask too difficult questions!"

"This doesn't count!"

At this moment, Chen Xuan said quietly: "The good-looking ones who can't speak are called "Gao Leng", and the ugly ones who can't speak don't care what they are called."

Li Ran:.

"puff"

"That's right! Who cares what they're called! What a stupid question, Li Ran, drink it yourself!"

"Brother Xuan is awesome!"

Li Ran picked up the wine glass, "Okay, okay, I'll drink."

The next moment, An Xiaoxian stood up, "Come on, come on, look at my size, I have a problem."

"Say."

"If my parents help me find a partner, how can they sell me to the man?"

"Ah this..."

An Xiaoxian added: "Let's talk about it first, I don't know the answer, as long as I say it reasonably.

Then I am not in a hurry to sell myself, I just want to use this as a problem, let you all drink, kill you in seconds!Hehe~"

Zhao Xiaotian and the others scratched their heads, but none of them figured it out.

Wang Lingxin raised her hand, and said in a low voice, "Well, it feels good...does it count..."

"Huh? Touch?"

"Haha! Yes, that's right...but it's not a very strong sales promotion, so you can barely pass the test."

"Yes!"

An Xiaoxian continued: "Where are the others? Do you all have to drink except Ling Xin?"

Chen Xuan said silently: "I'm here to sell."

Everyone looked at Chen Xuan one after another, expecting Chen Xuan's answer.

Chen Xuan put down his wine glass and said, "Isn't it good to find a fat girlfriend? For the same money, you pick the biggest one.

Besides, with your family's conditions, it will be a matter of time before she starves and loses weight. "

The audience was dumbfounded.

puff! ! !

"Nimma, I laughed so hard!"

"As expected of Brother Xuan! Hahahaha!"

"Suit, capitalized suit!"

An Xiaoxian raised his glass, "Brother Xuan, I'm done!"

Chen Xuan smiled confidently, "Xiaoyi, come on, it's my turn to test you with the debut questions."

"It's over, it's brother Xuan's turn to come up with a question, it must be very difficult."

"Come out, brother Xuan, I'm ready to drink."

"I drank it directly, I definitely can't answer it."

At this time, the camera beeped, and it turned out that the battery was out.

Yang Lei said: "Go ahead, I'll change a battery."

Chen Xuan said: "Listen well, if a zombie appears on our boat now, one of them will definitely survive. Guess who it is?"

audience: .

"Ah this..."

"It's over, I really can't answer."

Zhao Xiaotian said: "If there is one person who will definitely survive, it must be Brother Xuan."

Chen Xuan shrugged, "That's not necessarily the case, assuming that the zombies that appear are strong, I'm not fully sure that I can win or escape.

But my question is, there is one person who 'must' survive. "

"I must survive, ah, this is too difficult."

An Xiaoxian looked at a few people, "Li Ran? Xiaotian? Yang Lei? Me? Ling Xin? Eh? There's no one else on board..."

Li Ran also said: "That is to say, it's too difficult. I don't think the zombies can answer this question by themselves."

Zhao Xiaotian picked up the wine glass, "Brother Xuan, I drank it directly, your question is too difficult, but you have to tell us the answer, let us be convinced."

"That's right, Brother Xuan, please tell us the answer!" An Xiaoxian also said anxiously.

Chen Xuan raised his mouth, pointed at Yang Lei, and said, "That person is Yang Lei."

"Huh? Yang Lei?"

"Me?" Yang Lei was restarting the machine, and he looked at Chen Xuan puzzled.

"Why? Did Yang Lei eat glutinous rice today?"

"Stupid, glutinous rice is used to defeat zombies. Zombies in the West are not afraid of glutinous rice."

"Then why Yang Lei can live and we can't?"

Chen Xuan responded, "You've all seen zombie movies, right? When zombies come, who is the only one that doesn't bite?"

"Who?"

A group of people are still puzzled.

Chen Xuan said: "Which zombie movie have you seen where the zombies would bite the photographer?"

"Fuck..."

"That's right...if the zombie bites the cameraman, how can you make a movie..."

"In every zombie film, the photographer must be safe and sound..."

"Photographer Yang Lei is our photographer"

"Brother Xuan, fuck me, take it, I'm done with this bottle!"

"Hahahaha! I convinced Brother Xuan, and I did it too!"

In this way, a group of people were laughing and laughing at sea.

Finally, fall asleep to the sound of the waves.

The next morning, the sun was shining brightly.

Chen Xuan started the yacht again. Today, they are going to land on Twin Islands.