MMB Chapter 22 How can you mess with the society with your sharp eyesight?
Chapter 22 How can you mess with the society with your sharp eyesight?
Chapter 22 How can you mess with the society with your sharp eyesight?
Hong Chaopeng was looking for a cute school girl, and he kept reviewing in his mind. He practiced repeatedly, and the words he had prepared, including how to win the school girl's favor along the way.
It was when my roommate helped the junior to get things that he touched the junior's heart so deeply that he got rid of his identity as a monochromatic dog.
Therefore, Hong Chaopeng is looking for, carrying his luggage, the cute school girl, he will rush up to show his hospitality without hesitation...
Xu Yang is also looking for classmates with excess hormones, who can destroy one by one.
Seeing many freshmen who came to the school to register accompanied by their parents, Xu Yang was overwhelmed with emotion. When he came to report, he simply carried a bag with a few ragged clothes stuffed inside, and just brought the admission notice. coming.
Compared with other freshmen, Xu Yang feels lonely, but he is used to this kind of loneliness.
But back then, when the freshman greeted him, the senior sister's smile and holding a bottle of mineral water made him feel a little warm in his heart, but he was not good at interacting with people, even if the senior sister added him as a friend, he was basically Haven't talked.
Every day he is not studying, but thinking about how to make money to support himself, and he never has the idea of hooking up with his senior, so except for the day when he came to school to report, Xu Yang has never seen that senior again.
This has something to do with Xu Yang's somewhat isolated personality.
When Xu Yang saw Hong Chaopeng, his eyes lit up. Judging by Hong Chaopeng's appearance, he was a guy with excess hormones.
Choose him as the first target to destroy.
Hong Chaopeng is one year older than Xu Yang, and the reason why he knew Hong Chaopeng was related to Xu Yang delivering food to his classmates.
One time, Hong Chaopeng called Xu Yang to help him get a takeaway, but it turned out that this guy saw another takeaway that was more delicious, and he actually took away the other person's takeaway...
Although this is not a big deal, and the classmate who was replaced by the takeaway didn't care about anything, Xu Yang was quite upset with him in his heart.
Therefore, when he saw Hong Chaopeng, Xu Yang chose him as his first target.
Hong Chaopeng was looking for a cute school girl, but after looking around, there was no suitable one, either the appearance was not up to the standard, or someone else took the salute first and helped to get it.
Suddenly, Hong Chaopeng's eyes lit up, and hormones erupted like a fountain.
The two cute and cute school girls in front were walking with a big bag, and they were not accompanied by their parents.
What's more, these two cute juniors are actually twins!
hiss!
Hong Chaopeng felt that his heart was about to jump out, beautiful and cute twin sisters, is there a more suitable goal than this?
The twins who look exactly the same, have become the boyfriend of one of them, is there a chance, misidentified the younger sister or the older sister, and then...
The beast-like thoughts lingered in Hong Chaopeng's mind, and he couldn't get rid of it. He felt that after seeing the cute twin girls in front of him, he was getting closer to the beast...
Even, Hong Chaopeng was thinking, it is said that twins have the same mind and similar preferences, is there a chance to become a twin?
He stepped forward and greeted him, "Sister, I will help you carry such a heavy salute, my name is Hong Chaopeng..."
Hong Chaopeng was so excited, he greeted him with a smile all over his face, and received the salute from the cute twin girls...
I just felt my hands sinking, and I almost fell to the ground unsteadily, my face flushed slightly, and my heart was already beginning to be confused.
The weight of the salute was beyond expectation, he could barely lift it, but he just wanted to help the cute school girl carry the salute to the dormitory, such a distance, probably impossible!
Hong Chaopeng couldn't help being a little dumbfounded.
"Thank you, senior!"
Someone helped to carry the luggage, and the cute twin girls all had smiles in their eyes, thanking them with a clever smile.
For a moment, Hong Chaopeng felt as if he had been pumped with blood, and his whole body was full of energy, as if his strength had soared several times in an instant, and the salute did not feel heavy, and he even lifted it up and carried it on his back.
"Brother Dapeng, can you bear it?"
Hearing a somewhat unfamiliar voice from beside him, Hong Chaopeng looked back in a daze, only to find that Xu Yang was holding the salute in one hand and helping to carry the salute on his back.
What the hell, no wonder I felt that the salute suddenly became lighter.
It turned out that there was someone to help, Hong Chaopeng felt relieved all of a sudden, he knew Xu Yang, although he was not familiar with him, he also knew that he was a bit introverted and not good at socializing, so he could not pose a threat to him hooking up with school girls.
Just about to show a smile and say hello to Xu Yang, I felt that the salute on my back suddenly sank, and my waist was almost bent down. My face was blushing, but I saw Xu Yang holding the salute let go of your hand...
"Brother Dapeng, you are so strong and amazing!"
Xu Yang gave a thumbs up in praise, and patted Hong Chaopeng on the shoulder twice.
With each slap, Hong Chaopeng's waist bent down a little bit, no matter whether Xu Yang did it on purpose or not, he would stare at him angrily.
If it weren't for the two cute girls beside him, he wouldn't be able to help but lose his temper.
Rage value +666+666.
Hold back, must hold back!
Hong Chaopeng saluted with his back on his back, his body trembled, and he wanted to straighten his waist.
However, I don't know what's in this big bag. At least it weighs nearly a hundred catties. I straightened my waist a little bit, but I couldn't stand straight anymore. My waist was always bent like this.
Hong Chaopeng's heart was broken, and he looked at the cute twin girls in front of him with a confused look. He looked at them before, each of them lifted them up and saluted. They looked very relaxed and didn't feel heavy.
How come it is so heavy in my hands?
"Senior, if you can't do it, put down the salute."
He Fanglin said with a worried face.
Hong Chaopeng's face turned red in an instant, embarrassing, embarrassing.
Seeing Xu Yang standing aside innocently, showing no intention of coming up to help, he couldn't help being very annoyed.
Can't you see that you are about to lose it?
Why don't you have any vision at all? How can you climb up after you graduate and enter the society?
Rage value +555+555.
"Brother Dapeng, can't you? Man, how can you not?"
Xu Yang made up the knife at the side.
Rage value +888+888.
"Who can't do it anymore? I'm just used to bending over to carry things."
Hong Chaopeng blushed, naturally he refused to admit it, otherwise wouldn't it be embarrassing?
"Really? Brother Dapeng, why don't you take two steps?"
Take... two steps?
Of course it’s okay to take two steps, but you can’t go far.
Hong Chaopeng was somewhat regretful, why didn't he exercise his body well, otherwise he wouldn't, he couldn't even salute.
Put down the salute, Hong Chaopeng can't do it, the cute girl on the side is watching, wouldn't it be too embarrassing if you put down the salute and leave, how can you pick up girls in the future?
In desperation, he could only wink at Xu Yang and ask him to come and help.
however……
"Brother Dapeng, what are you doing squinting, did you get sand?"
Xu Yang had a cute look on his face.
I go!
Why is this guy's eyesight so low? How can he mix in society in the future?
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(End of this chapter)