MMB 16
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When Zhou Lan opened the door the next day, Qin Feng was changing shoes at the entrance. He didn't turn his head when he heard the sound of the door opening, but said to him lightly, "I'm going first."
"Ah?" Zhou Lan looked at the clean table in a daze, and then came back to his senses, "Oh, if you have something to do, go first."
So Qin Feng nodded and opened the door, held the handle in silence for a while, and then said, "There are ingredients in the refrigerator." Then he left, and a gust of wind blew Zhou Lan's heart, and the agreed delivery Hey, it's gone after only one day, the stamina of pigs is too bad, so there will be no happiness in the future.
While complaining, he walked into the toilet to brush his teeth and wash his face. After cleaning himself, he ran to the refrigerator and squatted down. "The facial paralysis should have left me something delicious..." Zhou Lan opened the sliding door above, and there were all kinds of watery things inside. Vegetables look very fresh, but unfortunately they are raw.
He pursed his lips: "It seems that it should be half a grid below..."
Then there were different types of raw meat inside. The cold light in the refrigerator reflected on Zhou Lan’s face. He was silent for a while and then showed a sad expression. Zhou Lan closed the refrigerator and said in a relaxed tone, “Qin Feng also likes me too much.” Now, not all nerds know how to cook this kind of magical skill, these things have... no fate, but it’s okay, I have a good partner of nerds—instant noodles.”
So when Zhou Lan pouted his buttocks to find out his wallet and felt the light feeling, his heart suddenly thumped. Wait for this weight... Open it and see that it is really empty inside, crap decisively score, Zhou Lan feels that he has been affected With a critical hit of [-] points, the health bar was completely emptied, right? He clearly remembered that he still had a piece of Grandpa Mao's.
Then he remembered that he had just fired the boss in a smart way, and immediately covered his face in pain. It really was cool to pretend, half-life crematorium, Zhou Lan took out his mobile phone to check his bank balance, and the scene was silent for a while He put the phone back tremblingly again, this must be a dream!
He rolled twice on the ground unacceptably, jumped up and looked at the wallet with a grim face, "Hey, where did you come from, spit out my money and give it back to me!"
After speaking, he shook the poor little thing vigorously, not to mention that Zhou Lan really shook something out, a steel coin fell out with a "ding", landed on his crotch and rolled half a circle, Finally rolled under the bed.
Zhou Lan looked at the dark and deep bed and thought for a while. Just now, it seems that a coin can buy a pack of crispy noodles. Is this really the same as instant noodles? groping with his arms.
When his hair was messy and dusty, he sat up cross-legged, Zhou Lan raised the coin in his hand, his expression stiffened, hehe, it turned out to be a dime, he calmly wiped his face, in fact, a dime is also fine... Mao, your sister, He threw away his hands and hugged his knees together. Is it really just a meal? He's getting hypocritical, but why does he feel so flustered? What's wrong with him?
Zhou Lan took a deep breath and rubbed his red face, just at this time the phone rang, and he glanced at the screen to answer it, "Hello, mom—"
"Puff—cough cough..." There was a strange sound of water coming from the other end of the conversation, accompanied by a feminine voice mixed with anger, "Hey Young Master Jiang, what are you doing?!"
"Wait," Jiang Shao hurriedly yelled, and then the sound of the phone being put down, their conversation was vaguely heard, but with his toenails, he could figure out what it was, Zhou Lan raised the corner of his mouth and walked to Lie down on the sofa and know that you are not having a good time, and he is satisfied.
After waiting for a while, Young Master Jiang picked up the phone again, and Zhou Lan vaguely heard the female voice shouting, "You are disgusting, if you do this, we will break up." Turn on the speakerphone, I want to hear what kind of moth it is if'.
"C'mon, Zhou Lan, how can you speak human language?!" Young Master Jiang's voice distorted with grief and indignation, "Who are you calling me? I don't want to take advantage of such a handsome man, you Did your mother make it up like this? Why didn't she beat you to death?"
"Mom, why are you talking like that? Aren't you my own mother? Besides, my name is Jiang Xiaolan. Who is Zhou Lan?"
For a while, it seemed that even the wind stopped, Jiang Shao turned his head to look at the girl he met last week with the determination to die, and the other party had an expression of "I didn't expect you to be such Jiang Shao", she couldn't believe it Scanning Jiang Shao from the ground up and down, and finally staying on that magnanimous chest, the shock in his heart almost substantiated, "You... are you a woman?"
"No, no, listen to me, I'm a man, if you don't believe me touch it!" The crazy handsome man Jiang Shao was so anxious that his forehead was sweating, he grabbed the girl's hand and wanted to touch his lower three .
"Mom, are you crazy? I'm only 14 years old. How can you say such things in front of minors? I'm going to sue Laoshi!" Zhou Lan choked his throat and poured another fire.
"Hehehe..." The girl laughed, "Pervert—" The sharp scream was followed by a loud slap and the thud of high heels going away.
"Jiang, Xiao, Lan," Young Master Jiang's voice sounded like a ghost in hell, "I have a grudge against you!!"
"My name is Zhou Lan, thank you," Zhou Lan turned over, who told you to show affection, don't you know that you will die so quickly, see if you will die, "Jiang Mama, I'm hungry, Qin Feng put I left myself and the handsome guy and went out to be chic."
"Xiami, team leader?" Young Master Jiang was taken aback and reacted randomly. No, the team leader would go to Brother Wen to describe the process on the second day after the task was completed. He probably understood what was going on, and his head suddenly hurt. Get up, to be honest, Jiang Shao hopes that their relationship will stop here, so he changed the topic, "I haven't eaten yet, come here, Mama will take you to eat delicious food, children must not be hungry, especially If you don't eat breakfast, you won't grow taller."
Zhou Lan, who was half a head shorter than Qin Feng and Jiang Shao, felt an arrow hit his knee. This must be Jiang Shao's revenge. He curled his lips, thinking that he would give up if he was so small-minded. , I underestimate Zhou Lan too much, "Okay, where are you going? The place Ma Ma said must be very high-end, is there anyone playing the violin there?"
He couldn't afford to go to that kind of place, Jiang Shao was choked so much that he vomited blood, "It's the place where you were struck by lightning, and love will come." After speaking, he hung up the phone.
Listening to the beeping sound of the phone, Zhou Lan walked out leisurely, now even men are so arrogant, tsk hypocritical.
When he went out, he realized that the weather today was not good. The sky was so gray that it looked like it was going to rain. Not only that, there was no wind, and it was so stuffy that his whole body was stuck together like a stove. This feeling was too uncomfortable. , Zhou Lan tore off his collar.
The time may be still early, there are only him and two passers-by not far ahead on the road, both of them seem to be men, one of them puts his arms around the other's shoulders, hugging each other tightly from behind, just like that The other party dragged away, Zhou Lan glanced at it and felt strange, it was too tight, isn't it hot?
Maybe it's because they have a good relationship, Zhou Lan guessed, but he wouldn't do this himself, maybe he would hug him when he was playing around, but he definitely wouldn't hug each other for such a long time, so this is a couple?
Straight man Zhou Lan’s eyes lit up, and he sneaked up on him. He knew that he was a bit perverted, but he just couldn’t control himself. He really wanted to know how a same-sex couple usually gets along, whether they would ...
As a result, the closer I got, the more I felt something was wrong. They didn't talk, and the legs of the person behind were hanging in the air, so wouldn't the person in front be tired?
Wait, hang in the air... Zhou Lan opened his eyes wide suddenly, and a chill came from his tailbone. He stared at it for a long time before he realized why he felt so inconsistent, because the person behind him seemed too light and flirtatious. It seems like it has no weight, hanging on the person in front like a bag.
What is this, is it a ghost?Zhou Lan didn't know, but it was definitely not something normal, especially since he was a Shi Quan Da Bu Wan.
The sweltering weather just now seemed to turn cold all of a sudden. Zhou Lan's face was covered with a thin layer of cold sweat. His heart seemed to be playing bungee jumping, almost jumping out of his throat. This thing scares Young Master Jiang. I didn't know it was inhumane until I met him. I didn't know what fear is until I experienced it. People seem to be naturally secretive about ghosts. brunette.
He backed away calmly, the shadow in front of him suddenly moved, Zhou Lan stopped stiffly, his muscles were sore and astringent because of being too tense, but he didn't care about it, Zhou Lan all All his attention was on the figure who was slowly turning around.
This thing wriggled slowly and swayed left and right. Zhou Lan inexplicably remembered the animal world he had seen before. In a snow-white seabed, insects drilled out of it and shook their heads, leaving a deep black hole. At first, there was only one and then two. Three strips and countless strips, leaving a void. At that time, he had a strange fear, always feeling that something would break free from the screen and rush towards him.
It was as if a layer of electric current had passed through his body, and he was dizzy. At this moment, Zhou Lan saw a line in the middle, and the gradually peeling shadow came out of the shell like a bug. A red color appeared on the edge of the line. The thing was trembling slowly with a wet feeling. It looked very fragile and moved carefully. Zhou Lan suddenly covered his mouth, could no longer bear it, turned around and ran away.
"You..." An unidentifiable voice of male and female floated over as if separated by a layer of cloth. It was close and far away, "It's better to stay."