MMB Chapter 103 Professor Binns and the History of Magic
Chapter 103 Professor Binns and the History of Magic
Chapter 103 Professor Binns and the History of Magic
Knowledge is the most precious wealth of human beings, and Lu Ren is probably a poor ghost.
His brain seems to have leaked a hole, the knowledge passes through the brain, the jokes are kept in his mind, he is not good at reading, and the jokes are top-notch.
"Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration" is by no means a difficult book. After all, the little wizards of Hogwarts are not the kings of the Central Plains who have experienced the baptism of high school education like Lu Ren. Their understanding ability is limited, and they may not even be able to understand calculus. ——Some children receive a happy education in the non-magic world.For such a child, it is obviously inappropriate to talk about difficult things at the beginning.
The sentences in the "Guide" are relatively short and easy to understand. Compared with the latter two books, there are not many confusing words in it. The main problem that bothers Lu Ren is that it is not very convenient to try to perform Transfiguration in the library.If something happens again, he is likely to be completely blocked by Mrs. Pince.
So Lu Ren decided to read the book first.
Then something went wrong.
Charm: Lacus.
Lacus..., ok, next page.
What was on the previous page?Kuras!No, it's Lacus.Turn the page, Lars?Lacus!What Kus?Kuras!Ah bah, Lacus.
Close your eyes and recite ten times silently.
OK, I remembered.The spell is called Curacao!
hehe.Qin Jiu and Ma Dongmei gave a thumbs up.
Is there any difference between memorizing English words and memorizing English words if you can't get started?
Convex (fuck dish)
Lu Ren was incompetent and furious.Transfiguration was not easy to understand, but it turned out that he couldn't try it out, and his whole body was not good.
"Perhaps this is life...the life of a wizard..." Lu Ren sat slumped in the armchair and muttered to himself. It is not advisable to just watch the flowers on horseback. The state that just appeared was mainly due to lack of concentration.
Lu Ren pinched his face so hard that his face was almost swollen.But after paying such a price, he managed to focus himself, and he started from the beginning bit by bit.
After calming down, the messy letters and strange words seemed to be more pleasing to the eye.The pages of the book were turned slowly, and Lu Ren was also immersed in the magical world.
When Mrs. Pince's feather duster suddenly appeared before Lu Ren's eyes, Lu Ren realized that it was already night, more precisely, it was already past dinner time, it was almost eight o'clock in the evening!This was unbelievable to Lu Ren, he really forgot to eat after reading the book!
The time of each class at Hogwarts is not fixed, and the starting time is also not fixed, ranging from one hour to two hours depending on the course.Two classes can be arranged in the morning, one class can be filled in in the afternoon, and there may be another class in the evening.
As for chemistry courses like Potions, there are usually two consecutive sessions, starting from three hours.History of Magic is quite short, only one hour, from eight o'clock in the evening to nine o'clock.
Today, when Lu Ren finished his work and headed to the library, it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon, and he sat for nearly six hours.
He hurriedly returned the book to Mrs. Pince, thanked him, and hurried to the History of Magic classroom.
Fortunately, the History of Magic classroom was also on the second floor, so he arrived in time.
Professor Binns is already lecturing in the classroom.
"Sorry, I'm late." Lu Ren ran all the way to the door of the classroom and apologized to the professor.
"Professor Binns, I'm very sorry..." Before the professor could respond, Lu Ren saw Hermione running over with a small black schoolbag in her arms.
Japanese drama run? ? ?
This term came to Lu Ren's mind first.But the running action does look a bit like... a GIF of a hot woman?
Lu Ren took a photo of the picture in his mind, not to mention that he really felt that way, but when Lu Ren tried to connect Hashimoto Kanna's face with Hermione's body, his mentality collapsed...
It's not ugly, it's mainly because I'm afraid of laughing out loud on this occasion...
But the smile on the corner of his mouth can no longer be concealed: Since ancient times, real people have ruined anime, and only Gintama has ruined real people!
Ron's expression gradually became funny, and he burped a sweet potato flavor. He pressed it into Harry's ear and said, "I'll just say, this guy doesn't go to read books! Did he say before, 'there is something in the book? Jinwuzi and Yumeizi', I don't think he's there to read books at all!"
Lavender's expression also became unfriendly.
The little wizards in the audience couldn't wait to take out potato chips, Coke and popcorn, and cheered up to watch the play.
Unlike the little wizards watching the show, Professor Binns didn't have any emotional fluctuations. He sat the two of them down with an unchanging voice, and then continued to give lectures in a dry voice.
The little wizards also quickly broke away from the state of excitement, and everyone's eyes became blurred again.
If Professor Binns opened a sleep aid radio station, he might be able to instantly kill all the sleep anchors at station B. How can soft and astringent love have magic power?
But the history of magic, this subject needs to be discussed carefully.
History of Magic is a compulsory course at Hogwarts. After passing OWL, you can choose whether to continue taking NEWT-level courses, but Lu Ren doubts that anyone will really take it for further study?This is much more than the biochemical ring material pit.The instructor is unreliable, and what he learns cannot directly improve his combat effectiveness.
Lu Ren felt that this course should only be taken by big bosses, inferring the location of the ruins by analyzing historical documents.So the direction of development of this course should be archeology?
However, in the magical world, if you rush into the ruins without two brushes, there is a high probability that it will become part of the ruins.
This class is useless for the vast majority of young wizards.Coupled with the unique teaching method of Professor Binns, the main way for young wizards to learn the history of magic is self-study: by reading textbooks, completing or referring to homework, and browsing the notes of Xueba to learn this course.
The so-called defeat is also Xiao He, and success is also Xiao He.Although the user experience of Hogwarts' History of Magic course is extremely poor, it is still recognized as the top history of magic course in the wizarding world today.
Why?Because there is Professor Binns, who is a wizard in the era of the Big Four, and is "living" history.Just imagine, when you are curious about what happened in the Battle of Chibi in history, a person who has experienced the Battle of Chibi will tell you about the battle in that year.
It's exciting to think about.
The records in historical books are one-sided and personal, and sometimes different historical materials conflict with each other.For example, after 1000 years, the research based on the BBC and the research based on Observer.com have absolutely huge differences in conclusions.
All this makes history full of fog, and Professor Binns is the ghost who can blow away the fog.
There is nothing more invigorating than experiencing history firsthand.
But Lu Ren still had some doubts about it: How did Professor Binns ensure that the things he collected were true?
(End of this chapter)