MMB Chapter 188 She still has to thank me!
Chapter 188 She still has to thank me!
Chapter 188 She still has to thank me!
Rita Skeeter would be a ghost if she could understand that passage.Many European and American Muggles who grew up with happy education or Central Plains Muggles who skipped compulsory education can't understand them. How can a magician who has never received happy education understand these words?
'Protein, enzyme, denaturation?What and what is this? She was dumbfounded, but she was too embarrassed to ask Lu Ren, but she could hear the last sentence clearly: it is harmful to the skin!
This will not work!
She quickly took the quill out of her mouth, "Then how can we solve the problem of heavy metal poisoning?" This time Rita was the rare real question.
Lu Ren pointed out a clear path for her: people in Tianzhu believe that everything can be cured with cow urine, and all kinds of intractable diseases and physical discomforts can be solved with cow urine!
Cow urine can not only cure diseases, but also beautify the skin and strengthen the body's immunity. It can be said to be a real treasure!
As we all know, Tianzhu is a country with a long history and a long history. Doesn’t that mean that there are many mysterious and mysterious folk remedies, and it’s okay for a billion people to drink it for so many years, which shows that it can indeed be drunk!And so many people are drinking it, doesn't it prove that this thing is really useful?
Lu Ren's deduction is well-founded and forms a logical closed loop.
Now Rita Skeeter is left with two choices: letting heavy metal damage her delicate skin or drinking cow urine...
Very difficult to choose!
Of course, she is not a fool, she still has great doubts about this matter: I suspect that you are lying to me, but I have no proof!Seeing this, Lu Ren said that you can go to Tianzhu to inquire about it. I'm not lying to you, Tianzhu people use this method.Of course, you can also try drinking some Ganges water, which is said to cleanse the soul.
Rita Skeeter was skeptical, and decided to go to Tianzhu during her next vacation to investigate.But this nib must never be sucked again, this habit has to be changed!
Rita Skeeter has a habit of sucking on a quill before an interview, which she thinks helps her think, but as of today, she is determined to get rid of this habit.
"Thank you—it took a lot of time, let's get back to the topic, ahem, my name is Rita Skeeter, and I'm a reporter for the Daily Prophet."
As soon as she finished speaking, the quill pen that had been standing vertically on the parchment paper began to write in a fluttering manner, and the tip of the pen slid across the parchment paper, writing lines that looked extremely beautiful.
Lu Ren glanced at it, and it was written on the paper: My name is Rita Skeeter, a nationally known best-selling author, and a special contributor to the Daily Prophet.Although the subject matter has changed, the language is still as sharp as before.Whether it's the most glamorous reporter or the best reporting, there's only one answer - the glamorous golden tulip of British wizarding: Rita Skeeter!
Lu Ren: ...
Fuck!Would the author of Zhongyuan.com be willing to exchange an equal weight of gold for such a pen?With this kind of pen, wouldn't it be easy to write [-] characters every day?
It's a pity that I can't change it.
"The condition of the sum today is average..." Rita Skeeter was speechless slightly, she tore off the parchment, crumpled it up and stuffed it into her handbag.
"Excuse me, Mrs. Rita, this pen is so beautiful, where did you buy it? It feels really super practical!" Lu Ren looked at the quill pen that can talk nonsense, and came up with a bold idea: it seems Next semester, he will meet a particularly nonsense sacrifice, ah no, the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
The homework style assigned by Lockhart is also biased towards nonsense...
Wouldn't it be great to have such a pen!
Rita Skeeter: It's the first time I've seen such a joke——
"A witch like you is worthy of this quill!"
- Such a talking child.
The words were open and clear, and Rita was in a happy mood, so she told him the origin of the pen. "The stationery store in Diagon Alley sells them. The price is a bit expensive. It takes nearly a hundred gallons to buy one, but if you give me Rita's name, the store owner will definitely give you a discount."
"Okay, okay, we really should start the interview."
"Ma'am, I hope that you can write this interview by yourself. After all, this is the first time I have been interviewed... Your level is so much higher than this one. You should write it. Or, you Without this pen, will the level actually drop?"
Lu Ren must not allow Rita Skeeter to use this pen to write reports. Everyone knows that this quill can turn some very common language into hype and unrealistic sentences. The reports written with it are Can't see it.
Reluctantly, Rita Skeeter stuffed the quill back into her handbag, groped in it for a while, and pulled out a new quill—this one was plain black, inlaid with With various gems.
"Come on, let's start, Lu Ren, what is the reason for your conflict with the black wizard? Why do you want to fight them?"
Lu Ren: ...
Why else?Of course it's because they want to kill and seize treasure, and if I don't resist, I will be sold to a certain family to sell my ass!
But Lu Ren still maintained a calm smile: "This is a good question. Dark wizards are the common enemy of all wizards. I will respond to the call of the Ministry of Magic of various countries to crack down on crimes committed by black wizards more resolutely. I sincerely hope that all countries will The anti-dark wizard agency of the Ministry of Magic can further strengthen security cooperation in this area, enhance the agency's operational capabilities, jointly respond to security threats inside and outside the region, and maintain regional peace, stability and development."
Rita Skeeter: ?
Is it the way I opened it wrong?Why do I feel like I'm still interviewing the French Minister of Magic?
"Uh, you're right, who were you with that night? What drove you to protect that person?" Rita Skeeter hurriedly jotted down the cliché, and threw out the second This question, she hopes to get some explosive gossip out of it.
"That's not the problem. No matter who is behind me, my determination to fight against dark wizards will never waver. I think that for dark wizards, a malignant tumor in the wizarding world, if they are found on the street, they will be killed on the street, and they will be found in the toilet. Just drown them in the toilet."
Before the reporter on the opposite side could calm down, Lu Ren directly asked back, "Let me ask you a question. If you also met dark wizards that night, would you fight them?"
Faced with the only problem with this kind of answer, Rita Skeeter can only say that she is definitely incompatible with them, but her ability is limited, and so on.
In her heart, her attitude was clear: Naturally, she ran as fast as she could!Who would foolishly stay and confront the dark wizard? That's the job of the Auror.
Just when she was about to continue asking questions, the door was pushed open - Rita's appointment time came, and the interview was forced to end.
(End of this chapter)