MMB Chapter 210
Chapter 210
Chapter 210
Hermione's face turned red when she heard it, and she punched Lu Ren hard. "Just say it if you don't want to!" Hermione said in a low voice.
If it wasn't about the Dark Lord, Hermione felt that Lu Ren must have lied to her. After all, his behavior just now was too suspicious.
The conscience of heaven and earth!Lu Ren really didn't have such an idea.What bad thoughts could little Lu Ren in the second grade have?Although he is already a boy who can go to the second year of junior high...
Hermione narrowed her eyes slightly. She felt that even with the Dark Lord as an excuse, Lu Ren still needs to be educated. The little wizard who dared to ask for a girl's socks directly and did such a thing was no longer an ordinary little wizard. , to punch hard!
For Lu Ren, Hermione decided to take the initiative, the best defense is to attack!
So she suppressed the throbbing in her heart, took a few deep breaths, and the blush on her face quickly dissipated. She glanced at Lu Ren, raised one foot, and rubbed lightly on Lu Ren's calf , then she approached Lu Ren and whispered in his ear:
"Here, why don't you help me take off the other one?"
Lu Ren: o(*////▽////*)o
Lu Ren felt that he was on the top, his blood pressure was soaring: how had he ever seen such a scene!His face was redder than the Philosopher's Stone, his mind was blank, and his heart was beating faster than an airplane engine.
Hermione could not help being very satisfied when she found that she seemed to hit a critical blow with just one sentence, but she didn't dare to go any further, she was really afraid that Lu Ren would help her take off her socks in front of the students from the two colleges.
She gently kicked off the shoes on her feet, then rolled off the socks, and then she suddenly wanted to play a prank, so she rolled the socks into a ball and stuffed them into the pocket of Lu Ren's robe.
Lu Ren stopped thinking.
Hermione found that it was really cool to take the initiative to attack.
At this time, Lockhart's self-introduction on the stage has come to an end.
"Children, I once said in my book that no one knows more about curses than I do. The Curse of Defense Against the Dark Arts? What a good subject! I might use it as a title for my next book, like " What is "A Year with the Curse", but here comes the question that bothers me, I may only be a teacher for a year-"
Many young wizards in the audience suddenly let out disappointed voices.
"——There is no way, my journey is not over yet, there are countless adventures waiting for me in the world. However, if I leave in a year, wouldn't it just happen to be cursed?" After finishing speaking, he laughed loudly When he got up, the little wizards in the audience also laughed, and the classroom was full of joy.
Feeling that the atmosphere was almost over, Lockhart restrained his smile, "Okay, I see that you all bought my books, so let's do a small quiz today, don't worry - just to see how you read, How much have you understood..." Lockhart suddenly distributed a paper to each little wizard, and started a preliminary test.
Lockhart is still confident now.Lu Ren's words startled him in the morning, but after he went to check the information on the defense against the dark arts professors of the past generations, he found that although the professors change every year, the death rate seems to be not that high...
They just left their posts for various reasons.
Lockhart managed to convince himself - he can only hypnotize himself!There is no turning back arrow after opening the bow, so he can't go back on his word.But things have to be prepared...
Lockhart decided to pick up the fallen spells starting today. He believed that the ice-snow-smart Lockhart could handle all of this with a little effort—he hadn't paid much attention to this aspect in the past.
To be honest, it is very intimidating for a teacher to take a basic test in the first class. Many teachers can instantly establish their prestige through the test.But Lockhart's test question obviously had the opposite effect...
Lu Ren glanced at the paper, it read:
Gilderoy Lockhart has countless works, which one is he most satisfied with?How many months has his work topped the bestseller list?
What did Gilderoy Lockhart use to catch a ghoul?
Gilderoy Lockhart once made a vampire no longer drink blood, but what to eat instead?
……
When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?What's his ideal birthday present?
There are 54 questions in total!
After reading these questions, Lu Ren couldn't help rubbing his forehead: It's really outrageous that his mother opened the door for Outrageous, and Outrageous is home.
Lockhart, if he taught the class honestly and step by step, without doing too many fancy operations, it might take a long time for the little wizards to discover his true face.Even if he keeps a low profile, most of the professors will be kept in the dark by him, after all, there will be basically no head-to-head conflicts between professors.
Lockhart can be said to be a "unique skill brother", who can become the king with one or two heroes all the way, but when what he is good at is banned, the essence of bronze is fully exposed.
Lockhart has two unique skills, one is the Oblivion Curse, and the other is the ability to fool.Thinking about how many powerful wizards have overturned under his hands, one knows that this guy is definitely a talent in a certain sense.
Sadly, Lu Ren found that he seemed to know the answers to all these questions... because he had read every book by Lockhart!After all, the stories inside are all true, and there is really a lot of useful knowledge in these books...
So when Ron and Harry, who were frowning, looked over, they saw Lu Ren and Hermione writing hard.
"I can confirm that the letter was really written by Lu Ren. He is definitely a ten-year-old fan of Lockhart." Ron said with a heavy heart.
"I really hate this guy," Harry said, looking at Lockhart.The wizard in front of him made him feel disgusted out of instinct—although he had countless great adventures.
Soon, Lu Ren and Hermione finished filling out the questionnaire.Lu Ren felt that with his actions, it seemed that the hat of Lockhart's true fan was becoming more and more difficult to remove...
He had seriously considered whether to deliberately answer a few questions wrong, but before he could make up his mind, the time was up, and Lockhart collected the test paper and corrected it on the spot.
"Tsk tsk - there are still many people who know that my book has topped the bestseller list for 6 consecutive months, which makes me very relieved, but the first half of this question is a bit off. Ghouls is the book I am most satisfied with. Several classmates want to read this book carefully again-I spend a lot of space in the book describing how I caught a man with a tea strainer. Only for ghouls!"
He took out two papers, turned them over and looked at them, "Great, [-] points! Where are Mr. Lu Ren and Miss Hermione Granger?"
Hermione raised a trembling hand, and by the way, raised Lu Ren's hand as well.
(End of this chapter)