MMB Chapter 9: Raise sons frugally, raise daughters lavishly!
Chapter 9: Raise sons frugally, raise daughters lavishly!
Seeing that some people were curious, the viewers in the live stream also started to explain.
"Actually, the whole process is very simple."
"Yes, but when I was looking at it, I even doubted whether I was seeing things. How could it be so simple?"
"Simple? How simple?"
"Hmm..." one netizen pondered for a moment before replying, "It's as simple as eating and drinking."
"Wow, it's that simple?"
"That's right, it's that simple."
Seeing how simple the whole thing was, all the Chinese viewers in the live stream became even more curious.
How did John get through back then?
Before everyone had to wait long, a comment explaining the explanation appeared on the screen.
"This is how it went."
"At that time, John encountered the same problem as Park Chang-joon from South Korea, which was that a strange little boy wanted to use John's head as a ball."
"John is indeed the holder of a three-game winning streak in the bizarre dungeon; he quickly came up with a solution."
"The fifth rule is: As the older brother, you have an obligation to teach your younger brother when he is naughty."
"John took advantage of this rule."
"This rule?!"
When netizens saw this rule, they were surprised and puzzled.
"But that's not right. I remember Park Chang-joon also took advantage of this rule back then."
"Yeah, the moment someone said no, their neck was chopped off."
Recalling the scene, many netizens from China suddenly felt a pain in their necks.
"Hmph! Please don't compare John to that idiot!"
"Exactly! The rules say that when your younger brother is naughty, you, as the older brother, have a duty to teach him. The real meaning of that statement lies in the word 'teaching'!"
"What is teaching?! Have you ever seen teaching where the person looks terrified, their legs tremble, and their smile is more like a grimace?!"
After this reminder, a group of Chinese netizens instantly understood.
Simply put, Park Chang-joon was too cowardly back then.
This is quite normal, since it's Park Chang-joon's first time here.
John, on the other hand, is already a veteran.
However, no matter how old the other party is, they are still far inferior to the big shots in their live stream.
"Tch! What do you have to be proud of? Wait until your John can make that weird little boy kneel down and sing 'Conquer' before you talk!"
The moment this comment appeared, the beautiful woman, who had just been looking smug, froze on her face.
When they finally realized what was happening, they were filled with endless anger.
"Fuck you! Cheating! You Chinese are cheating!!"
"I want to report this! Report this!"
……
Seeing those furious foreigners, a group of Chinese netizens immediately felt relieved.
After a series of "Hahaha!" comments appeared on the screen, people ignored them and turned their attention back to Jiang Chen in the live stream.
Inside the "I Love My Home" instance.
Jiang Chen slowly walked to the door of the last room, but this time he did not choose to violently pound on the door.
Instead, he put his hand on the doorknob, twisted it, and pushed it.
The bedroom door slowly opened.
When the bedroom door opened, Jiang Chen was greeted by a warmly decorated bedroom with soft lighting.
It was quite different from the previous gloomy and messy atmosphere.
The pink wallpaper was covered with cartoon stickers, and the desk was piled high with books.
What's even more amazing is that a soft, pink bed with all sorts of dolls is laid out on it.
One of the dolls was the most eye-catching.
That's a little bear, oh no!
Big bear!
How big is that doll?
From Jiang Chen's observation, it was at least the size of an adult and a half.
The doll on the entire bed took up more than two-thirds of the space.
"Wow! Is this what they mean by raising sons frugally and daughters lavishly?"
Seeing such a warm and beautiful bedroom,
Thinking back to the strange little boy's bedroom, Jiang Chen couldn't help but twitch his lips.
One is a cozy princess room, while the other is practically a pigsty; the difference is beyond description.
This is simply, simply...
Jiang Chen wanted to describe it, but found himself at a loss for words.
Meanwhile, viewers watching the live stream were also expressing various exclamations of amazement.
They really didn't expect their sister's room to be so luxurious!
Yes, it's luxurious!
But what about the younger brother?
The entire bedroom contained nothing but a bed and a table.
Compared to the other two, the younger brother is really pitiful.
"Holy crap?! This...this is outrageous!"
"Yes, people often say to raise sons frugally and daughters lavishly, but isn't that a bit too far-fetched?!"
"No wonder my brother is naughty; I'd be naughty too if I lived in a room like that!"
"How can I express my heartache for my younger brother?"
"Me too."
"Holy crap! Look at that giant teddy bear... isn't it moving?"
Upon hearing this, viewers in the live stream were startled and immediately looked at the live stream screen.
Sure enough, the big teddy bear on the beautiful bed moved involuntarily.
Although it was only a slight movement, it was gone in the blink of an eye.
But how could this escape the eyes of Jiang Chen, who was a fickle person?
"Hmph, interesting."
He remembered one of the rules: his sister loved her dolls, so please don't get them dirty.
The rule is already quite clear.
Nothing will happen as long as I don't get my sister's dolls dirty.
As for the consequences of getting it dirty.
Jiang Chen smiled slightly; he didn't care about the outcome.
"In that case, we should just do it this way."
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Chen reached out and grabbed the bedroom door next to him, pulling it hard!
With a sharp "crack!", Jiang Chen ripped the door and its frame off.
Without hesitation, he threw the pink bed covered with dolls over there.
The broken door arced gracefully through the air before crashing heavily onto the pink bed.
Brick dust and sawdust flew everywhere, instantly turning the once clean and tidy pink bed into a dusty mess.
The dolls, in particular, were in a truly appalling state.
The originally clean surface was now covered with dust and sawdust.
Several unlucky dolls had their bodies lacerated by the exposed spikes on the wooden door.
And just a second after the doll on the bed got dirty.
The giant teddy bear, which had been lying quietly on the bed, suddenly sat up.
Its body exudes a strong yin energy.
The bear's cute appearance has vanished, replaced by anger and resentment!
"Why? Why did you dirty my doll?!"
"Don't you know how much I love my dolls?!"
As the toy bear opened and closed its mouth, it surprisingly emitted the voice of a little girl.
The voice was sharp, yet also carried a hint of resentment and harshness.
Jiang Chen frowned slightly upon hearing this, and his expression gradually solidified.
That sound was absolutely awful.
Listening to a teddy bear talk is the ultimate torture for your eardrums.
"Holy crap! My ears! This is an unavoidable noise!"
"Damn it, I think this is the worst sound I've ever heard in my life."
"Me too. I've heard awful voices in other weird dungeons before, but I dare say this guy's voice is one of a kind!"
"Damn it! Boss, take her down right now, I can't take this!!"
The Chinese viewers in the live stream were complaining; they really couldn't take it anymore.
The sound was even more unpleasant and jarring than a cat scratching a blackboard.
Some Chinese netizens couldn't bear it any longer and chose to leave the live stream.
They were afraid that if they listened any longer, they might go deaf.
Inside the bedroom, Jiang Chen was also starting to feel the strain.
He didn't come here to suffer.
"Ugh, so noisy!"
Jiang Chen snorted coldly, and with a wave of his hand, several soul-hooking chains bearing intricate runes flew out from his sleeves.
It headed towards the teddy bear on the big bed.
"Um?"
Sensing danger, the teddy bear closed its mouth and stopped making a sound.
Instead, he swiftly dodged away.
"Huh? You dodged it?"
Jiang Chen was slightly surprised to see the large bed where the Soul-Hook Lock had failed to appear.
But it was just surprise.
In his perception, this strange creature dressed as a teddy bear was only at the mid-stage of the Wild Ghost realm.
Jiang Chen has captured many fierce ghosts, let alone a wild ghost.
"Hmph!" He snorted coldly, and several more soul-binding chains suddenly flew out from under his wide sleeves.
The teddy bear was surrounded and encircled from all directions.
"Now let's see how you hide!"