Mountain gods come to farm

Chapter 5 Depressed

Wu Tong was standing next to him with his teeth bared and his mouth open, hesitating to laugh or not, he didn't know whether it was Lord Xiaoshan who was considered dementia or the little human boy with his rich imagination, he even thought about being lazy for the gods made an excuse.

The dozen or so ghost guards behind him also opened their mouths, trying not to laugh. The uniformity of the whole team made Nan Xun feel like they belonged to the same mental hospital.

A gust of wind blew by, Nan Xun couldn't help shivering, Xia Ye shouldn't be so cold normally, so Nan Xun suddenly looked at Wu Tong: "Aren't you still doing something?"

"Oh, what the hell! It's almost a disaster," he waved his hand as he said, leading the ghost messenger to go to work, and the sound of chains sounded again, "Master Mangosteen, I came to see you after I finished my work. "

Fu Yan, who hadn't made a sound for a long time, said, "Wait a minute, give me the universe bag first." Without the universe bag, he found it very inconvenient when he was looking for things today.

"Oh," Wu Tong didn't even pause in his movements, like a conditioned reflex, the wind came in front of the two of them.

He first took out a small hand-woven cloth bag from his arms, only the size of his palm, and Nan Xun felt that this style was very familiar.

When the cloth bag in Wu Tong's hand turned into a normal size, he understood where this sense of familiarity came from.

Xu Xiaoe has a bag that is exactly the same, and she carries it every time she buys vegetables, and it is still hanging on the hanger behind their door.

Nan Xun: "..." This is full of embarrassment.

But soon this feeling was forgotten, because Wu Tong took out a very stylish handbag from his cloth bag and gave it to Fu Yan.

"This is a global limited edition of Hermès. I have blessed it with spells. I put all the things that should be in it for adults. It can be used like a cosmos bag."

"What is Hermes?" Fu Yan frowned, Nan Xun thought that he should dislike this bag→_→

Wu Tong secretly took out his mobile phone from his pocket again, pattered and poked the screen, and then brought up a page to show Fu Yan, "I think they are all robbing luxury goods in human society. Saved a new one for adults to use."

There were many strange things this year. Wu Tong's insensitive sixth sense felt that Lord Shanzhu should wake up soon, but he didn't dare to disturb him and could only wait for Fu Yan to come to him when he needed it.

Time was running out. After Wu Tong handed the things to Fu Yan, he shook his mobile phone, "My friend, exchange the WeChat QR code."

Nan Xun took out his mobile phone in his trouser pocket slowly. The signal in the countryside was not good, and he almost forgot that he was a college student in the IT era of the 21st century.

Wu Tong is obviously very proficient, and he is about to leave after scanning Nan Xun's QR code, "My lord, human inventions are amazing, and you will definitely like them too!"

On the way back, Nan Xun's mood was still a bit complicated, even though Fu Yan had already put away the bag worth 10,000+ or ​​it might be more expensive.

They didn't speak all the way.

Xu Xiao'e went to bed early with her child, and Nan Xun felt much more comfortable after washing her face. It was only when she was about to go to bed that she realized that she hadn't arranged a room for Fu Yan.

"There are still a few vacant rooms in the house. Let's see which one you like. May I clean it up for you?"

Fu Yan still put her legs on the table and waved her hands: "No, I can sleep without a bed, and I can sleep without it. I've been asleep for so long."

That's right, Nan Xun thinks about it too, so he simply ignores him, he is really tired after a day of tossing.

Lying flat on the bed, Nan Xun closed her eyes and was about to go to sleep. The mobile phone next to her suddenly vibrated twice, and Nan Xun reached for the phone.

After a few touches, Nan Xun first adjusted the brightness to a mode suitable for the night, and then went to see who sent the message to him.

In the process of opening the message details, the number of messages increased at a very rapid rate.

Click to open it, and suddenly there are two more dialog boxes in the message list, one of which is a group, and the name is: One day counts one day.

How boring this day is...

Nan Xun opened the group chat first, wondering why he joined this kind of organization, and he didn't seem to have any impression of the people who spoke in the group.

He flipped through the chat history and finally found the reason at the very top: sirloin steak Haagen-Dazs [yeah] pulled you into the group chat.

After exiting the group chat and returning to the main message page, I saw the so-called "Sirloin Steak Haagen-Dazs [yeah]" message box, and now the other party is still bombarding Nan Xun with emoticons.

Nan Xun waited for the other party's emoticon database to finally bottom out, and began to type, "Little brother, why did you ignore me for so long, did you go out to play?"

When the other party's name changed to "typing...", Nan Xun moved his fingers.

"You are……"

He saw the other party's "typing..." disappear, but Nan Xun waited for a full minute and still didn't get a message. When he thought it might be a prank by a classmate, the other party finally sent a message.

"Little brother, I'm Wu Tong o(╯*╰)o"

Nan Xun: "..." Did you even use the input method emoji so slipperily?Suddenly remembered something unreasonable, "Why is your name so long?"

Obviously the same world and the same WeChat!

After a while, Wu Tong came back, "I used some connections, hehe."

Wu Tong is actually fine, he is just a single dog for thousands of years, don't be too boring and lonely.

Nan Xun waited for him to stop talking, and wanted to put down his phone to sleep, but felt a gaze resting on him. He was too focused on chatting with Wu Tong just now, and now he realized it.

"What are you looking at?" Fu Yan was obviously very interested in the shiny things in his hands.

"This..." Nan Xun felt that it was normal for Fu Yan to be ignorant of human technology products, not everyone was as different as Wu Tong.

Nan Xun patiently introduced to Fu Yan the manufacture and convenience of using the mobile phone, and unknowingly even showed him all the applications.

Seeing that he has not spoken, it may be that he talked too much at once and it is difficult for him to digest it all. Nan Xun put down the phone, "It's almost like this, don't worry, when you have a mobile phone in the future, I will teach you a few more times." gone."

Fu Yan lowered his head, looking pitiful in Nan Xun's eyes, he wanted to blurt out "Don't be sad, I'll buy you one tomorrow", he went to school to work and his elders gave him a lot, so he saved a lot.

Fu Yan looked down for something, looked at Nan Xun after a while, and showed him what was in his hand, "Is this it?"

He felt that it was different from what Nan Xun was holding, and he pressed everything he could, but it was the same as what Nan Xun did just now, but there was no response, "It doesn't seem to be as useful as yours."

Nan Xun looked at him holding Apple's latest mobile phone, and said that it was not easy to use. At this moment, Nan Xun really wanted to act like a boulder in his chest.

But after thinking about it, Nan Xun still wants to teach him how to use it, but he has never used some functions, "Basically, that's it. When you are familiar with it, you can check the usage strategy online by yourself."

He hadn't used it before, Nan Xun let out a sigh of relief, he really wasn't jealous of the rich, but... I was still a child, why did he hurt me so much.

The child was so depressed that he sighed even in his sleep.

It was too tired, Nan Xun opened his eyes again, it was already dawn, the window in the room was open, and he could hear the birdsong outside.

Well, it seems that today is extraordinarily lively and chattering. He opened his eyes with a slight smile, but was blocked by a bag. If there was no one else in the room, he would have thought that someone was going to blind him.

There were diamonds on the corners of the bag... It was dazzling, Nan Xun stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, and looked at Fu Yan inexplicably, not understanding his purpose of doing so.

"Here you are," Fu Yan put the bag on Nan Xun's quilt, "Repay the fare you paid for me yesterday."

Nan Xun hurriedly pushed him back, what is he doing with this kind of bag when he is driving on the No. 11 bus?Waiting to be robbed?How much do you want to live?

Nan Xun said with a bitter face, "Brother, don't make trouble, it's only ten yuan, and your bag can probably buy nearly ten thousand tickets."

"And, don't I still owe you three things..."

"Oh," Fu Yan saw that he really didn't want the bag, "these are two different things, what you owe me is different from what I owe you."

Nan Xun was thinking about the difference, the left and right might be too different in difficulty, so she couldn't help shrugging, "You have the final say."

"Get up, Wu Tong is waiting outside..." Fu Yan said casually.

"Eh?" Nan Xun straightened his clothes, and was about to jump out of bed, "When did he come?" It seems that Wu Tong should have been in the room, but he was so sound asleep that he didn't even hear any movement arrive.

"It's past five o'clock? Didn't pay much attention, it's not very bright yet," Fu Yan said, and saw Nan Xun staggering, almost fell over.

It's past eight o'clock now...

After washing up in the fastest time, Nan Xun went to the kitchen. Xu Xiao'e left a note, saying that she took her brother to the market to buy vegetables, and asked him to go to the second aunt's house next door to borrow some food for the master to cook something delicious .

There were still eggs and carrots in the kitchen, and there was some rice left from last night. Nan Xun thought that he could make fried rice, but there was still Wu Tong, maybe it was not enough, so he planned to go to the room to ask.

The door was open, and Nan Xun could hear Wu Tong's voice when he approached.

"What can you do with ten yuan? The nine yuan and nine free shipping items are basically unusable, and the returned postage is worth 12 yuan, and you can eat a few bites of meat at most if you order a takeaway... Hey, my lord, we will order later Go for takeaway! I know several restaurants that taste amazing!"

Nan Xun was just a little bit complicated at first, but Wu Tong's life was no different from that of ordinary people, and when he heard it, he broke his merits in the end.

"The food at home is gone. I can't entertain you well. Why don't we go to the town to eat?" Like bones.

"There's nothing delicious in the town, besides, I've gotten tired of eating it for so many years," Wu Tong said as he took out his phone and started searching.

Well, it makes sense, but Nan Xun is almost like an ordinary country kid. When he was young, he didn't have many chances to go to the town. When he got older, he just went directly to the most famous high school in the province. Just a short break.

However, there is indeed nothing delicious in the town. There was no such good food that could not be eaten at home before.

Nan Xun glanced at Fu Yan, as if Wu Tong had been talking to himself for a long time, "Do you want to eat anything?"

Fu Yan didn't know what to look at from the beginning to the end, but when she heard Nan Xun's words, she raised her eyes, "There's nothing I want to eat."

Wu Tong: "My lord, are you not hungry after sleeping for so long? When I woke up after sleeping for hundreds of years, I had to eat a lot every day for half a year. I don't feel hungry at all..."

As he spoke, he suddenly said depressedly: "I just said that I don't like the village anymore. It's fine if a lot of takeaways don't come at all, and even the Internet is intermittent. After browsing for a long time, I said 'the page can't be found'. I'm dead."

Nan Xun felt that something was not right before, and remembered that she was also annoyed by the ups and downs of the Internet. After all, sometimes the class will notify things in the group.

Unwillingly, Wu Tong refreshed the page, and Nan Xun also touched his mobile phone. Sure enough, there was only one signal bar left, "Why don't you have a good relationship with the operator?"

Sighing, "I can't help it. I don't have any relatives within my jurisdiction, and there are no ones far away." Otherwise, just build a few more signal towers.

Finally accepting this fact, Wu Tong was thinking of other ways again, his eyes lit up when he thought of something, and said to Fu Yan, "My lord! How about we go to Huantong City to have a buffet!"

Huantong City?Nan Xun is studying at the university in Hengzhou City next door, separated by three provinces...

"It's so far away," Nan Xun thought, not to mention that the fare for the round trip would be enough for several meals, and it would take a lot of effort to go here. After thinking about it, they must have other ways to get there, "Are you Do you know how to escape from the ground? Or space conversion?"

That's how it's done on TV.

"Yes, yes, but the earth escaping technique is used by the old man in the land. The space conversion technique consumes more power, and it will be more troublesome to bring ordinary people, so..." I won't take you there.

"So what's shown on TV is real?" Nan Xun felt that it was a sand sculpture when watching it. In recent years, the special effects technology has improved to watch it.

Wu Tong showed a disgusted expression on his face, "That's what I said casually when I was chatting with a director. He was not a director at that time, but he became famous all of a sudden, and the later ones were all imitated by him..."

Nan Xun: "..." Are you serious?

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Half of the chapters were lost in the zero-point update! ! !panic!I came up at seven o'clock and found that it was refilled!