MMB Chapter 191 I Really Didn't Dare To Smoke One!
Chapter 191 I Really Didn't Dare To Smoke One!
Chapter 191 I Really Didn't Dare To Smoke One!
Huang Tianming stood at Xie Guangzhi's door with a cigarette for a long time, finally gritted his teeth and knocked on the door.
Xie Guangzhi was sitting in the dormitory, playing computer games with a cigarette in his mouth, and lived his life in style.
Xie Guangzhi took a look, and when he realized it was him, a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes, but he didn't make a sound.
There was another person in the dormitory, and when he saw the two of them, he also showed an expression of watching the show.
"Squad leader, I have something to look for you."
Huang Tianming held back his anger, but when he thought of Xu Zhimu's words, he still maintained this emotion.
"You can't dodge a fucking sniper, what are you playing with!"
Xie Guangzhi slapped the keyboard, cursing, pointing and cursing, not paying attention to Huang Tianming next to him.
"Squad leader, I have something for you." Huang Tianming held back his breath, and put the handbag in his hand on the table.
"I said, your information is still being approved, waiting for the school to notify you."
Xie Guangzhi didn't even look at it. In his impression, this kind of poor guy from the countryside would give some shit local specialties.
It's either pickles or some broken bacon and sausages. It's better to smoke a pack of cigarettes.
Huang Tianming saw the disdain in his eyes, he endured it again and again, exposed some cigarettes from the bag, and placed them in front of him.
Xie Guangzhi finally saw that there was a cigarette in the bag, and he stopped playing games immediately.
A pack of these cigarettes costs at least five or six hundred, and this kind of cigarette may not be able to have so much living expenses for a month.
He looked at the almost empty cigarette case on his desk, and moved his throat: "What do you mean by these things?"
Hearing his sudden change of tone, Huang Tianming felt disgusted, but he still said sincerely: "This is a specialty cigarette from my hometown. I quit smoking recently, so I will give it to Squad Leader Xie for you to smoke."
Xie Guangzhi laughed in his heart, what kind of nonsense specialty cigarettes, these cigarettes are obviously available all over the country, and he won't find an excuse for such a rude gift.
Xie Guangzhi didn't speak, and Huang Tianming said again: "Squad leader, I shouldn't have clashed with you in the class before. You take this cigarette and smoke it, and you also urged me to urge more subsidy in front of Yang Binwen's counselor. I am very happy." need this..."
"It's not a question of whether you can take things or not. This matter has to be approved by the counselor. It's not that easy to handle. Let me help you ask."
Xie Guangzhi interrupted him, but his tone has softened a lot.
"Thank you monitor, I'll just put the cigarette here, you go ahead."
Huang Tianming's eyes flickered, he turned and left.
After Huang Tianming left, Xie Guangzhi immediately picked up the cigarette, glanced at it, and said proudly: "I thought this kid was so tough, but in the end he just obediently delivered something."
The person on the upper bunk also came down quickly: "Squad leader, open a pack and smoke. I will almost have no money to buy cigarettes by the end of this month."
"Not yet, we can't move this thing first."
"Fuck, open a few boxes and keep it for yourself, and send the rest to the counselor."
"I don't want to step on the horse? That old B Deng is very narrow-minded. If he knows that I have taken things privately, he will probably replace me immediately. Do you understand the flow of water?"
"Brilliant..."
……
In a male dormitory, an audio came out of the phone, "That old B Deng has a very small mind..."
Xu Zhimu, Zhang Rui, Chen Wei, and Li Ben gathered together and listened with great interest.
"Fuck me, I'm only playing this game in my freshman year. If this was in the past, it would definitely be the number one person led by the black devils."
"This fucking is bullying honest people. If it were me, I would show him whether the sun will be red tomorrow!"
Zhang Rui and Chen Wei both cursed after listening.
"I didn't expect this person to be quite smart." Xu Zhimu said with a smile. Although this Huang Tianming didn't say much, he gave out the names of Xie Guangzhi and his class counselor.
These recordings can greatly increase the authenticity.
Soon, the sound of smoke being pretended came from Xu Zhimu's mobile phone.
"There will be a good show soon." Zhang Rui also lit a cigarette and listened to it while smoking.
……
Xie Guangzhi took a cigarette, found the counselor's office, and walked in after getting a response.
"Teacher Yang."
"what's up?"
The general counselor is a middle-aged man who looks about 50 to [-] years old, with a beer belly and a smooth face.
"Mr. Yang, this is a specialty cigarette from my hometown. I'm afraid I won't be able to control my cravings, so I'll let you watch it for me first."
Xie Guangzhi pushed the thing over, Yang Binwen saw a new cigarette inside, grinned and said: "Your boy can talk, let's put it here."
"Hey, okay, it's the National Day soon, and there are still a few student subsidy materials in the class that haven't come down yet, look..."
"It's time to remind, those who don't care about it will make their places available to students who really need it." When he said this, he patted the cigarette case.
The implication is naturally that those who should be urged to give gifts should be urged to give gifts, and those who are disobedient will be directly kicked out of the quota, and the quota will be given to those who are willing to give gifts.
"Okay." Xie Guangzhi understood, and took another look at that one.
"I'll keep these things for you first, you go back first."
In the end, Yang Binwen waved his hand directly, and Xie Guangzhi froze in place, originally wanting to come back with two boxes to smoke.
"Do you have anything else?"
"It's gone..."
Xie Guangzhi scolded directly in his heart, this old man is really greedy, he even planned to swallow it up, he really stepped on the horse, he might as well swallow it first...
After Xie Guangzhi left, Yang Binwen took out his cigarette and looked at it again: "This kid, you still want to take something from me. If you take it away, my ten years as a counselor will be for nothing."
……
On the phone side, it fell with the recorded sound.
Zhang Rui stroked his hair: "Damn, this old Dengzi is really cunning, there is not a single word in this statement that can be used as evidence."
"That's for sure, those who are not smart have long been caught as a model, so we messed up?" Chen Wei also felt a little pity.
"Have you screwed up?"
Xu Zhimu touched his chin and smiled.
"There's no useful information at all, and I'm still riding a cigarette! Don't mess around with it."
Zhang Rui feels a little pity, he can go to KTV to order a princess and a half package for five or six hundred yuan...
"I think it's worth it, because I don't need any real evidence at all, and the matter is settled." Xu Zhimu snapped his fingers and laughed.
"But, how do you report without evidence?"
Neither Zhang Rui nor Chen Wei understood.
Xu Zhimu patted Li Ben's shoulder, and said, "Ben Ben, you can extract all these, add automatic subtitles, and then find some pictures of bribery from the Internet, and blur them so that people can't see what they are. Our dubbing has been extracted and matched, can it be done?"
"This... can be, but is this feeling too fake?"
Li Ben was also a little puzzled.
"Sometimes the truth doesn't matter at all. What the public likes to watch is a lively scene. We just need to bring up the topic, and various netizens will pick up countless "facts" for us."
Xu Zhimu smiled confidently. Many self-media in later generations started their careers by relying on such headline party behavior.
Incite public opinion and create topics.
Naturally, someone will stand up and speak out.
Those who have had this kind of encounter before, no matter what school they are from, will vent their anger.
At this point, it doesn't matter whether there is any evidence for this matter.
This trick can also be said to be a murder with a borrowed knife.
Zhang Rui and Chen Wei looked at each other, then at Xu Zhimu, and suddenly took a step back.
"What's wrong with you two?"
"Brother Mu, I've discovered something. In the future, no one can provoke you if you step on a horse, otherwise you really don't know how to die."
"piss off……"
Xu Zhimu scolded the two of them with a smile, and then looked at the screen of the edited video: "Put this sentence in the next sentence, and put this sentence after the sentence "Put it here"..."
After half an hour, under Xu Zhimu's guidance, Li Ben cut out the video, and several people watched it again.
Seeing this, Zhang Rui immediately called it awesome!
"Damn it! Brother Mu, you are a godsend! How can these words be arranged so that the meaning is completely different?"
In the video, it was originally "This is not a question of whether you can take things or not. This matter needs to be approved by the counselor, and it is not so easy to handle..."
As a result, after modification, it became: "If you don't take things, this matter will not be so easy to handle."
Although Xu Zhimu also hated this kind of malicious editing in his previous life, it is reasonable to use it to deal with bad guys.
"It's awesome, I don't know how this horse died unjustly!" Chen Wei also praised him.
"Don't be idle, both of you, help me forward the video in the Internet cafe. Remember, each video must have the drainage information of our account."
Xu Zhimu has already registered many accounts, and account management is not so strict in this period.
Xu Zhimu knew that Binhai University would definitely suppress the popularity, and would even launch a relationship to ban these accounts.
Moreover, the videos they all posted in Internet cafes cannot be found on the Internet IP.
So Xu Zhimu's information is placed in the final drainage environment, and these drainage accounts only focus on Xu Zhimu's real size.
In this way, even if all the accounts thrown out were blocked, it would not be counted against him.
"Let's start posting, let's see how many fans our account can get today!"
Xu Zhimu is also looking forward to it. Binhai University should surprise him with such a large traffic pool!
…………
On Friday, the countdown to the National Day holiday has entered.
The whole school took the opportunity to rejoice in the joy of the upcoming festival.
And on the major video platforms, post bar headlines and the like, a headline is "Shocked!A teacher of a well-known university in Binhai City even connected with students to subsidize poor students in secret! "The video went viral.
There are not many specific pictures in the video, but those who are familiar with it can still feel that the title is pointing to Binhai University.
This kind of confusing video makes people feel even more curious.
And the recording content inside is quite the best.
Immediately, Binhai University's post bar forum was flooded.
"This old man named Yang Binwen! The fuck is my former counselor. He has a record of accepting gifts before. Now he even accepts money from poor students. Does he still have a conscience?"
"Conscience? This kind of person has lost his eyes!!"
"I'm going. Is it really Binhai University? This kind of school also has this thing?"
"Upstairs is really rare and strange, where is there no such thing, this is the way of the world..."
"I really admire who exploded these things? This can be regarded as a fight against evil forces. Who said that standing in the light is a hero?"
"The official has already begun to suppress the popularity and delete the video. All the accounts displayed behind the video, hurry up and take a look..."
In the men's dormitory, Xie Guangzhi held his cell phone and dropped the cigarette from his mouth, almost scalding his thigh.
He listened to the voice in this video, it was definitely his own.
"Damn it! I was put on!"
When he thought of Huang Tianming who gave him a gift yesterday, his intestines turned green with regret.
Everyone else in the dormitory looked at each other in blank dismay, always feeling that something big was going to happen in their class!
In the women's dormitory, Wang Ningning and the other girls also held their mobile phones and ate this astonishing melon.
"He definitely did this, right?" Both Wang Ningning and Xiao Jiao guessed it.
It's just that he didn't expect that in order to vent his anger on Qingqing, he would make such a big noise!
Fan Sihui smiled and said nothing, it seemed that the effect was better than expected.
Of course, the worst thing to say now is that Yang Binwen almost smashed his phone when he saw the video.
This is... a recording? !
He instantly remembered the cigarettes he collected yesterday.
He emptied out all the cigarette packs in a panic, snapped open the packs, and spilled them all on the table.
A messy table, full of cigarettes.
Sure enough, there was a box inside, and there was a small bug.
Yang Binwen suddenly felt dizzy, it's over...
"Director Yang."
At this time, the door was pushed open, and two middle-aged men who looked like leaders pushed the door open.
I saw the cigarettes on the table at a glance, and I didn't need to say anything if I wanted to question it. This is already hard evidence.
"Yang Binwen, what else do you want to explain?
"Dean, this, who put this in my office? Isn't this setting me up?"
"You know this is your office!"
With a stern shout from the dean, Yang Binwen staggered up from his chair, tremblingly pointing at a table of cigarettes.
"Well, I really don't dare to smoke a single cigarette..."
This chapter should be the last big paragraph. I look forward to the daily life with my primary school sister in my hometown, and my brother-in-law will also make an appearance.
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