MMB Chapter 3 Fuck!Data Emperor!
Chapter 3 Fuck!Data Emperor!
Chapter 3 Fuck!Data Emperor!
The girl was taken aback for a moment, then her face darkened.
"Don't worry, I... I can give you money, 200 yuan, just one kiss, five hundred is fine, how about a thousand?"
In order to survive, Lin Feng went all out. Anyway, there was a reward of 6000 yesterday, so it doesn't matter if you spend it.
But as soon as the words fell, a muscular man appeared behind the girl.
"Damn it, you dare to tease my wife, come here, I will give you a kiss." The muscular man rolled up his sleeves and was about to come out.
Lin Feng trembled all over, turned around without hesitation, and ran away. His speed was comparable to Liu Xiang's.
But he ran away, but the bad review came as promised. At the same time, the site also received complaints about Lin Feng.
Sighing deeply, Lin Feng smoked a stuffy cigarette on the street.
It’s not going to work like this, the risk of being beaten up is too great, and bad reviews and complaints are all money, and it’s not a lot, a bad review deducts 200, a complaint deducts 500, just this trip, 700 is not up.
If you come a few more times, Lin Feng's underpants will accompany you in!
Lin Feng took a look at the next order, Ms. Liu, she is also a girl, that's right, forget it, let's send it first, if the order is overdue, it will be money, and there will be no flash delivery today.
When I came to the door of the floor where the guest was, I didn't have time to knock on the door.
Peng!
The door opened by itself.
Damn it, is it so advanced?Lin Feng was shocked.
Suddenly, a girl came out of the room with a small bag on her back and a selfie stick in her hand. Lin Feng's eyes lit up. Beauty, a living beauty!
Long hair shawl, fair skin, big watery eyes, pretty nose, light red lips, everything is just right.
"Hello, is this Miss Liu?" Lin Feng swallowed and asked.
"It's me, what's the matter?" The girl said casually, and waved at the selfie stick by the way: "My family, I have already gone out, but it may be too late."
"Here's a takeaway for you, look..."
"Don't eat, I'll give it to you, I'm in a hurry." After finishing speaking, the girl looked at her watch: "It's over, it's over, I can't make it, damn it, how could I forget such an important exam!"
Lin Feng was stunned, looked the girl up and down suspiciously, and suddenly said, "If you want to go to Binzhou University, I can take you there in time."
The girl was taken aback, looked at Lin Feng in surprise, and said, "How do you know I'm going to Binzhou University?"
"Looking at your identity, you must be an anchor, that's right. A month ago, I saw an advertisement for a fan meeting on the street. The venue was at Binzhou University, and the time was 10:30. Now the time is 10:15. You If you say you are going to be late, then you should be right." Lin Feng shrugged and said.
These data were really just random thoughts that flashed through his mind.
Just looking at the girl, the time, place, and the advertisement I saw a month ago are all instantly linked together in my mind.
At this time, Lin Feng seemed to have turned his brain into a high-speed intelligent computer.
The girl's eyes widened. She was broadcasting live, and the live broadcast room also exploded.
"Damn it, who is this kid? He's so awesome."
"As expected, Huangtuan is a mysterious organization, haha... If it wasn't for Mei Niang's live broadcast, I would have missed it!"
Mei Niang refers to a girl.
"Hi, my name is Liu Meier."
"My name is Lin Feng."
"You said just now that you could send me to Binzhou University, but how?"
"Battery car."
"Ah?" Liu Meier was stunned: "But, even if I hail a taxi now, it will take at least half an hour to get to Binzhou University, but it's only 15 minutes before the opening of the meeting... No, it's 13 minutes. "
"If you have time, come with me." Lin Feng smiled and took the lead.
in the live room.
"13 minutes to Binzhou University? I'm from this city, don't lie to me, I will really believe it."
"Unless Superman flies over, don't even think about it!"
"Am I going to witness the special ability of the mysterious organization?"
After going downstairs, Lin Feng signaled Liu Meier to get on the back seat of his battery car.
Liu Meier hesitated and sat down. The live broadcast was still not turned off. It was supposed to be turned off temporarily, but the fans disagreed. They all wanted to see if Lin Feng had the ability.
Of course, doubts are in the majority.
"Actually, you don't have to worry, you're going to be late anyway, it doesn't matter if you slow down." Liu Meier said carefully. In fact, in her heart, she didn't believe Lin Feng either.
Go downstairs, come out, until now, another 2 minutes have passed, only 11 minutes left!
It takes at least half an hour for a battery car to take a taxi in 11 minutes, that is a fantasy!
"Don't worry, I have a measure." Lin Feng said something, then squinted his eyes and looked at the intersection ahead, twisted the accelerator, and rode over.
"The current time is 10:29 in the morning, which is not the peak period. According to the new city road regulations released on July 14, 7, the off-peak period at major road intersections is less than 4 seconds, and at night is less than 150 seconds: the off-peak period at secondary road intersections is less than 120 seconds , less than 120 seconds at night: less than 80 seconds at peak level at ordinary intersections, and less than 100 seconds at night."
"So during this time period, the red light time at this intersection should be 99 seconds."
As soon as the voice fell, the green light at the intersection ahead instantly went out and was replaced by a red light. The 99-second countdown began!
"Damn it, God of Data."
"No way, can this be calculated? I never knew how the time was set."
"I don't believe it. He must have memorized it just now, so he knows the red light time."
There was a lot of chatter in the live broadcast room, and Liu Meier was also a little skeptical, and asked: "The red light will have to pass for more than a minute, how can you make it?"
Lin Feng smiled confidently, and said, "We only need to wait for this red light, and we don't have to wait any longer."
"Why? Are you running a red light?"
"No, I am a good law-abiding citizen. First of all, I expect that Binzhou University needs to go through six red lights, one red light on the first-level main street, three red lights on secondary intersections, and two red lights on ordinary intersections. The distances between them are 0.5km, 0.8km, 0.5km, 0.7km, 0.5km respectively. Therefore, as long as we pass the red light and maintain a constant speed of 20 km per hour, we can pass all the red lights smoothly. Or fast, neither!"
The audience was stunned.
Liu Meier was also stunned for a while, and nodded, she couldn't turn her head around. In fact, she was completely confused about what Lin Feng said.
But next, Lin Feng let everyone see what it means to be able to control the real red light!
Crossing two intersections in a row, all the way is smooth!
But suddenly, at one of the intersections, Lin Feng suddenly turned to the right.
"You... Did you go the wrong way?" Liu Meier quickly reminded.
"No, time is too tight. I need a closer route. The distance data you see on the map is the distance traveled by the car, but the straight-line distance is much shorter, at least reduced by two-thirds. Moreover, the North Road today To repair the road, if we pass by, there is a 70.00% probability that we will bypass it, which would be a waste of time.”
While speaking, Lin Fengqi's battery car was tied tightly to the small road in the village in the city.
"Ah, you want to go from the village in the city? But isn't it more crowded here?"
"Most people commute to and from work with the flow, and always feel that the village in the city is crowded, but at this time, everyone who goes to work has gone to work, and even those who ate at home at noon have not returned yet. It is the time when there are the least people, and the flow of people in the village , which is less than 80.00% of the usual level." Lin Feng said casually.
Liu Mei'er didn't refute, because when she looked up, it was true!
The road was smooth, not even a red light.
"Okay, Data Emperor, I'm convinced."
"There are only 2 minutes left, where are you?"
"If you can arrive before the museum closes, Mei Niang, I'll give you rockets, and you and this little brother will share equally, it's my reward for him!"
The voice just fell.
click~
The battery car passed through a speed bump, and it suddenly became clear to the eyes that Binzhou University was across the street!
At this time, there is still one and a half minutes!
(End of this chapter)