MMB Chapter 12 Chu Feng's Sassy Routines!
Chapter 12 Chu Feng's Sassy Routines!
Chapter 12 Chu Feng's Sassy Routines!
There is no such thing as a grenade on Karakin's map.
In its place are sticky dynamite, and more recently, the bazooka has been added.
Sticky Dynamite, aliased as c4, sounds cool but isn't very powerful.
The range of the explosion is small, and there will be music prompts.
The main function is to break walls, not to bomb people.
But the current narrow environment can exert terrifying power.
The weapon still depends on how to use it!
Mengmeier scratched her head, thinking about how to attract people.
At this time, Chu Feng came back after bragging, and saw the cute girl holding the bomb in a daze.
I suddenly had an idea in my heart!
"Mengmeier, are you thinking about how to blow them up?"
"Yes, but I can't think of how to bring them together!"
Mengmeier couldn't think of a way, so she decided to try her luck.
"Hey, I have an idea"
"You listen to my arrangement"
Chu Feng's strategy not only made Mengmei'er's eyes shine.
It also amazed the people in the live broadcast room!
The three words "Routine King" are written all over the barrage!
"Haha, follow the plan!"
"I must know about illegal team formation, but they don't play four rows."
"It must be idle idleness!"
"Those who meet the above conditions can only be roommates who live together in a certain university!"
"Most of the college students who are bored playing games at night are dicks without girlfriends!"
"So, cute girl, turn on the microphone!"
Chu Feng reasoned it out in a set way, which sounds really interesting.
"Remember not to try to seduce them, there is no reason to be single!"
"Steel dicks accounted for more than half of them!"
"Okay. I'll try."
Mengmeier feels quite fresh, and used to routinely trick others.
But this trick has not been played!
"Honey, I'm scared alone!"
Meng Meier turned on the whole wheat, and then started a one-man show.
"That's right, these people are good and bad, they beat my dear to death!"
"I only have a submachine gun now, and nothing else, what should I do!"
"Okay, I will guard the door, and if anyone opens the door, I will fight!"
"It's best my dear, I will definitely avenge you!"
"Boss, there is the voice of a cute girl!"
At the same time that Mengmeier turned on the microphone, all four people outside heard voices.
"Don't worry so much, quickly find the last person!"
"And then we have a pan duel!"
Chu Feng guessed right, these four people belonged to a dormitory of the university.
"Boss, your move is powerful, and the probability of eating chicken is greatly increased!"
"However, if you form a team illegally, will you be reported and banned!"
"It's enough to act like a little bit, and everything must be based on evidence!"
Several people searched while chatting, and surrounded the last house in the circle.
"The enemy must be here, and he will be frightened later!"
"Haha~"
All four of them laughed heartily, it was much more fun to play games like this!
"That's right, these people are good and bad, they beat my dear to death!"
Mengmeier's voice appeared again, this time more clearly.
"Is there really a girl?"
"It should be the last person, driving the whole wheat and chatting there!"
"Listen to what she said!"
Encountering this kind of thing in the game made the four boring dicks very excited.
But listen to listen, they are not so happy.
"Asshole, just scold us and throw dog food."
"Sister who already has a master, then there is no need to show mercy!"
"Go, it's her turn!"
The four of them grew jealous and roared with a sour taste.
"Wait a minute, the power of the submachine gun has greatly increased after the last maintenance!"
"The other party is guarding the door, it won't look good if a few of them are killed!"
The boss stopped the impulsive people and thought of a good idea.
"Then what should we do?"
"Hey, the girl who is hiding alone in a small room"
"It's not worth it if you don't flirt, maybe there will be special surprises!"
"Boss is brilliant!"
The expressions of several people became lewd, and then quietly entered the room.
Shashasha~
The sound of footsteps was already clearly audible, and Meng Meier cheered up instantly.
Go ahead and start acting!
"What should I do dear, they're all in the house!"
"Listen, girl inside, you're surrounded by us."
"If you don't want to die"
A few people outside shouted suddenly, which startled the cute girl.
Looking at the shadows between the cracks of the door, the four of them had already blocked the door.
But this is not enough, we need to continue to paralyze this group of people.
"Ah, what do you guys think?"
The old woman's acting skills are superb, and her cowardly voice is extremely realistic.
"Yo~ girl, don't be afraid!"
"As long as you make my brothers happy, I can let you eat this chicken!"
"Hehe~"
"Hehe~"
"Hehe~"
The four obscene laughs made Meng Meier almost vomit.
A bunch of idiots!
There was even an explosion in the live broadcast room, and some fans said they wanted to human flesh them.
But for the peripherals that Chu Feng said, Mengmeier continued to act.
"Brother, don't kill me."
"How will you be happy."
When the boss outside heard this, he felt that this girl was so timid.
Maybe there is something to sing about, so I said.
"My brother's request is very simple, you come out and take off your clothes while dancing!"
"Then we'll let you kill!"
The few people playing games in the dormitory became short of breath.
Game characters are not very attractive, but if this girl is in front of her boyfriend.
Give them dancing words.
That level of excitement is extraordinary!
"You guys are too much, how could I do such a thing!"
Meng Meier said angrily, this is not acting.
These people are too shameless!
"Miss, don't think so, it's just a game!"
"Look, we fought our lives to make it to the finals!"
"You can eat chicken just by dancing, why not?"
The boss is still seducing step by step, he has to watch it today!
"You shameless bastards, I would rather die!"
Seeing that the time was ripe, Meng Meier threw the sticky bomb in her hand.
pop~
drop drop drop
Sticky explosives cling to the walls, and detonation music plays.
"Fuck, what a bad luck!"
"I actually met a strong woman!"
"Even if you die, I will take your clothes off!"
The boss roared angrily when he heard the movement.
The porn program I got flew away, and my mentality collapsed!
All four rushed to the door, waiting for the explosion inside.
Then go in and whip the corpse!
But at this moment, the closed door opened from the inside.
A white object was sticking to the opened iron door.
bang~
At such a close distance, the power of the sticky bomb can be fully exerted.
In the smoke and dust from the explosion, four boxes appeared on the ground.
"Congratulations to your team, won No.1."
“Good luck, chicken tonight”
A prompt in the game appeared, and the cute girl successfully ate the chicken.
"Haha~ It's just you scumbags who still want to eat my mother's tofu!"
The cute girl with only a trace of blood left rushed out of the room.
Frantically flogging the corpses of the four!
"You little bitch, you dare to trick us!"
"Shameless little Bichi!"
The four of them hadn't quit the game yet, cursing Mengmeier crazily.
"Hehe~ Only the loser will lie on the ground and roar impotently!"
"This chicken is delicious!"
"And tell you something."
"I'm a man."
Meng Meier felt that this was not enough, and instantly turned on the voice changer.
Also used a rough uncle voice!
"Fuck."
"Retire."
“Spicy chicken game, very bad experience”
Amidst the howls of the four collapsing, Mengmeier returned to the hall happily.
Ask for tickets, ask for chase!
(End of this chapter)