MMB 253. The Stick Stem Is Even More Outrageous, Eating Vegetables Is Like A Pig Eating
253. The Stick Stem Is Even More Outrageous, Eating Vegetables Is Like A Pig Eating
When Jia Dongxu saw that everyone despised him, Jia Dongxu was really angry...
Then people at Jia Dongxu's table filled up later, but everyone thought Jia Dongxu was an unlucky guy, and they all stood and picked up the dishes with serving chopsticks, and stayed away.
"What the hell! You guys are bullying too much... woo woo woo!" Jia Dongxu was very wronged, very sad, and wanted to cry.
At this moment the neighbor said: "Jia Dongxu, we are really afraid of you, you are so unlucky! If you touch us a little bit! Our family will be defeated!"
"Get out! Get out!" Jia Dongxu slapped the table angrily.
At this moment, stick to this table.
Stick has not eaten anything good for a long time, and now seeing so much meat, he couldn't control his stomach.
Then Sticky saw a bottle of Erguotou, his eyes lit up immediately.
So immediately, Bang Geng took a bottle of Erguotou on the table and stuffed it without leaving a bit for others.
Yan Jiecheng was at this table, and he really swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Stick drank the wine and patted the table with both hands.
Muttering in his mouth: "Hurry up!"
Then take the serving chopsticks, pick up fish, duck, and pork, and put a lot of them in the bowl.
Then he crazily fed food, as if he had never eaten in his previous life.
He ate so fast that he was afraid that the delicious food would be eaten by others, so he directly held the bowl with his hand and poured it into his own bowl.
Yan Jiecheng couldn't stand it any longer, and criticized: "You are awesome, you are enough! You don't think about others!"
But the stick drank the wine, and now the wine is getting stronger.
So he yelled at Yan Jiecheng: "Don't worry about me! You eat yours! I eat mine!"
"Hey! What the hell! Say it again!" Yan Jiecheng's angry head seemed to be smoking, and he couldn't help but hit the stick.
Yu Li who was beside her hurriedly stopped her: "Don't hit him! Hit him! We will be extorted by his Jia family! It's not worth it! He is poor, let him eat his fill!"
"Hmph!" Yan Jiecheng was angry.
At this moment, Li Qin finished eating a bowl of rice and went to cook. Passing by the table of Bang Geng, he happened to see Bang Geng eating like a pig, his mouth was full of oil, and he had no image at all.
Because the life of the stick is worse than that of the TV, so now I eat delicious food, then I eat like a pig, there is a kind of food that eats a year's food in one meal Feel.
Li Qin shook his head when he saw it, then Li Qin made a bowl of rice and came to Li Fanghong.
"Father, look at Banglou! That kid eats like a pig! Hahaha!" Li Qin told Li Fanghong the funny thing.
Li Fanghong turned his head and saw that it was true.
Li Fanghong thought to himself, doesn't he feel ashamed of the stick? Maybe it's because of the alcohol.
Immediately, gradually, other people in the middle courtyard all turned their attention to Banggen.
So they discussed.
"Did Stick Girdle reincarnate as a starved ghost in his previous life?"
But at this time, Jia Dongxu looked at the stick and immediately became angry.
Jia Dongxu really felt ashamed, so he came behind Banggen.
"Great! Can you eat more politely! Others say you're a reincarnated starving ghost!" Jia Dongxu criticized with his hands on his hips.
Stick stuffed a piece of duck meat into his mouth, his cheeks were swollen, it was full of food, and he didn't have time to swallow it.
When Banggen saw Jia Dongxu scolding himself, and because Banggen drank a bottle of Erguotou, he was now full of alcohol, so he said: "I haven't eaten and drank well since I was a child. Now I have a delicious meal. What's wrong if I eat more?"
"Hey! You kid!" Jia Dongxu's lungs were about to explode.
At this moment, Bang Geng got up from his chair and shouted: "Give me two more bottles of Erguotou! One bottle is not enough! I can't satisfy my hunger at all!"
"I'll drink your head! Drink it to death and forget it!" Jia Dongxu slapped the stick directly on the face, Jia Dongxu was so angry that he didn't have the face to eat, he turned around and went home.
Stick covered his face with his hands, looking bewildered.
At this time, some neighbors who were eating burst into laughter.
Everyone sees the ugliness of the stick.
The feast is over.
Sticky drank a bottle of Erguotou, and now he is dizzy, and now everyone walks, packing meals.
So BangGou looked for Erguotou left.
After searching, I found a lot of stick stems.
So he poured it directly into his mouth.
Gulu Gulu.
The stick suffocated, and when it was over, he shook his head, his legs were unsteady, and he wobbled.
At this moment, Li Fanghong looked at the stick and thought, he won't fall over the stick, right?
But then, the stick slipped and fell, leaning forward and hitting a table that had just finished eating.
0...asking for flowers...
Immediately, the stick's face fell into a bowl of leftover duck soup.
The plates were overturned.
The oil also got into the stick's eyes.
Immediately, the painful tears came out of the stick stem's eyes.
"Oops! Eyes are oily! Ouch!" Stick yelled cursingly, then stood up, his feet were awkward, tripped over each other, and fell directly on the table again, this time knocking over the table , The bowl on the table fell to the ground, and more than half of it shattered.
If you lose, you have to pay a few dollars.
At this moment, Li Fanghong was speechless.
You are really capable.
At this time, the neighbors gathered around and began to talk about it.
Silly Zhu heard the voice, so he came over.
"Great stem! What's the matter with you? How can you fight a cow for a meal! Look at what a good bowl, I broke so many for you! You have to accompany me!"
But the stick, now because of the oil in the eyes just now, the stick is rolling on the ground uncomfortable.
Silly Zhu was really convinced.
With his hands on his hips, Shazhu yelled: "Jia Dongxu! You go out! Look at your stick! Look!"
When Jia Dongxu heard the sound, he opened the door, and then he was dumbfounded.
Almost, Jia Dongxu died of anger.
Jia Dongxu pinched his own people, exhaling and inhaling frantically.
"Hey! Dongxu! Hold on tight. Seeing Jia Dongxu's angry appearance, Jia Zhang hurriedly yelled.
"Oh! I'm so mad! I'm so mad..." Jia Dongxu stomped his feet angrily, waving his hands up and down.
As for the stick stem, it yelled that there was oil in its eyes.
Xiao Dang immediately took a wet towel and wiped Bang Gon's face.
After wiping my eyes, the stick felt much more comfortable.
But the stick was dizzy from drinking, so the stick lay down on the ground and closed his eyes to sleep.
"Hey! Hey! I'm so mad! Oops!" Jia Dongxu sat directly on the ground, patting his thighs with both hands.
Jia Dongxu was really angry every now and then.
Moreover, Jia Dongxu thought that Li Fanghong's son, Li Qin, is so good and filial, and the stick would only embarrass him and make him angry, Jia Dongxu suddenly became even more angry.
At this time, Qin Huairu came to Li Fanghong and said to Li Fanghong: "Fang Hong, you think Jia Dongxu won't be pissed off?"
Li Fanghong replied: "I don't know about pills.",