MMB Chapter 262 It’S Not Just The Sequelae, It’S Simply A Terminal Illness!
Chapter 262 It’S Not Just The Sequelae, It’S Simply A Terminal Illness!
Seeing that Su Qing wanted to transfer this matter to herself, Lin Shan quickly shook her head.
"No, no, my mother told me to go home for dinner!"
After saying that, I wanted to run away.
Before Jiang Feng could say anything.
Ma Xiaohao on the side was already speechless.
But he also understood why the students in the class had such a big reaction.
If it were him, he would probably have a bigger reaction than this group of people in the class.
So he explained with a wry smile: "This time it's true. Teacher Jiang really didn't deceive us. It was really sent by my parents!"
Unexpectedly, the next second.
Li Yiliang, Xu Fei and others have already taken the lead in not believing it.
"Brother Ma, you have already started teaming up with Teacher Jiang to harm the brothers, right?"
"I didn't expect it. I really didn't expect that even Brother Ma would fall to this point. It's really sad..."
"Brother Ma, it's not that the brothers don't believe in you, but...but...well, it's just that the brothers don't believe in you."
"Indeed, everyone was deceived by Teacher Jiang, and now they are scared when they see this thing."
Ma Xiaohao, who knew the whole story, couldn't hold back anymore when he heard these words from several good brothers.
Teacher Jiang kindly gave it to you to eat as a gift from your parents.
None of you believe it!
What a disappointment to my father!
So Ma Xiaohao took the fruit basket in his hand and showed it to others: "Damn, there are fruits here. They were really given by my parents. It was not convenient for Teacher Jiang to collect them, so he gave them to us."
After saying that, he opened the plastic package, picked up a strawberry on the spot, and stuffed it into his mouth without washing it: "You don't believe it, do you? See, it's real!"
However, the more this happens, the more suspicious it becomes!
Because last time, this guy Ma Xiaohao was fooled by Class 4, and he vowed to give the neatly stacked "The Analects of Confucius" as fruit to the classmates.
What he said that time was even more confident than what he said now, wasn't he still deceived?
Therefore, there is no guarantee that Ma Xiaohao will be deceived by Teacher Jiang again this time.
Therefore, the crowd's roar became even louder.
"Brother Ma, have you forgotten what you said last time? 'Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. It's just a practice question...after all this, do you think you can still lie'?"
"I want what's in the basket, but I don't want what's in the box if I can't see it."
"Brother Fei, be safe! It has to be you! Let's do it together! I'll just take a strawberry, and I won't be able to bear the rest."
Ma Xiaohao was extremely silent after hearing this, and was completely at a loss for words.
I want to refute, but I can’t seem to find a point to refute!
The trust that the classmates in the class had in me had been wiped out as early as the last time!
Inexplicably, Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror and felt like he was not human inside and out.
Even Jiang Feng almost fell silent: "..."
The sequelae of these children are a bit serious!
Even though Ma Xiaohao said this, he didn't expect that they were still so scared that they couldn't do anything.
It really fits the saying: Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years!
Jiang Feng had already begun to think about it at this time, and estimated that it would not be so easy to trick them in the future.
I guess I have to think of other ways.
...
Good guy!
This is not just a sequelae, this is simply a terminal illness!
Just from the strong resistance movements and demeanor of those students, you can tell how alert they are now after being tricked several times.
I'm afraid that with the growth rate of these students, it will be more and more difficult for Teacher Jiang to trick them in the future.
Some people have even begun to look forward to a serious confrontation between Teacher Jiang and his students.
Faced with such a scene of resistance from the students, the barrage started to come alive again.
【I am super! Don’t want any of them, don’t give them to me! I'll ride on the horse and eat, eat, eat, eat! I gnawed them all, even the packaging box! 】
[I felt worried when I saw it, but if I thought about it carefully, if I were at the scene, I would probably be more scared than them. The first time I gave you "May 3" practice questions, the second time you gave me "The Analects of Confucius", and this is the third time, I was not surprised to give you a "real test practice". 】
[Laughing, Ma Xiaohao has completely lost the trust of others in this regard! He was involved in the previous two times, and now it’s finally time for a crisis of confidence! 】
[Damn, they are all so alert now. I can’t even imagine what kind of method Teacher Jiang will use to fool these students next time! 】
【coward! I dare to think! Now that they are alert, it is definitely not possible to fool them directly, so you have to use other things to numb their attention! 】
【understood! The next time Teacher Jiang tricks a student, bring anesthetics with you! 】
[Seeing this kind of box reminds me of last year’s Chinese New Year, when the New Year’s goods bought by my family were placed in my house. I secretly dug a hole under the box and emptied all the New Year’s goods in several large boxes. It’s still not working now. I can’t forget my mother’s confused look when she saw the box was empty! 】
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Hissed.
Jiang Feng tore open the packaging of one of the gift boxes on the podium.
Revealing a box of milk neatly arranged inside.
It's exactly what Ma Xiaohao said, it's not something valuable, just a little thought.
It's just that he really can't accept these things.
Jiang Feng, who hurriedly returned to the office and lay down on his back, smiled bitterly: "Look, I really didn't lie to you this time."
When several students who were close saw Jiang Feng tearing open the package, they subconsciously... subconsciously closed their eyes.
It's enough to see how lethal the previous two attacks were.
After several seconds passed.
A few students slowly came forward to take a look.
Then I saw several neat rows of milk placed in the box.
It seems...it really didn't trick them.
It was really an unexpected little surprise.
This is true for students.
Even though it's just ordinary milk.
You can buy a bottle in the school supermarket for four yuan.
But you didn’t buy it with your own money, but you could get it for free, so it’s still delicious!
Especially when I got it for free from my classmates, it was so cool!
When Ma Xiaohao and his good brothers saw this, they almost stared straight-eyed!
The joke started on the spot.
"Okay, Brother Ma, you still know how to be filial and filial to me. Not bad, not bad. My love for you is not in vain."
"I admit that I spoke a little too loudly earlier. Why don't you give me Li Yiliang's share? I will bear the pain for him!"
"???Xu Fei, you're going to die for me! If you die outside, even if you jump from here, I won't give you a bite!"
"..."
at this time.
Ma Xiaohao, who had been silent at first, suddenly felt confident again.
He walked up to the podium very coquettishly and stopped in front of a few good brothers in a serious manner.
He smiled and said, "Hey wait, who said you don't want them just now? Brother Fei has you, right? And Brother Tuanjie, by the way, are there Chen Yufan and Zhang Yang?"
Several people:"???"
Xu Fei coughed awkwardly and randomly changed his face: "Ahem...Brother Ma, you heard wrong. That was what Li Yiliang said just now. I didn't say a word."
Regarding this behavior of betraying his teammates, Li Yiliang couldn't hold back on the spot: "I beg you, brother, please show some respect!"
the other side.
Chen Yufan, on the other hand, said miserably: "Brother Ma, this is your fault. Back then, I endured all the hardships and fed you until you were full of shit and piss. Is this how you repay me now? Doesn't your conscience hurt? ?”
He poops and pees... feed him?
Ma Xiaohao: "????"
At this moment, Ma Xiaohao wanted to put a shit basin on his head!
Seeing Chen Yufan taking advantage, several other people also joined in.
Xu Fei: "Brother Ma, be obedient and hurry up and get a bottle for your father. Don't be so stingy."
Li Yiliang: "Yes, yes, don't let grandpa worry. When grandpa gets old, just drink one bottle, and the rest is yours."
It’s extremely confusing to focus on one generation!
Xu Fei, Chen Yufan: "???"
Ma Xiaohao: "??????????"
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From the beginning to the present, several people gave off the aura of elementary school students bickering almost the whole time.
Especially when it comes to seniority at the end, he doesn't look like a high school student at all.
A proper elementary school student's mouth escape.
All we have to say is: "rebound" and "rebound is invalid"!
However, it was this scene that touched the audience in the live broadcast room a lot.
【So true! Boys seem to have a special feeling about the seniority between them and their friends, and they all want to be someone else’s father! Especially in my dormitory, there are six people, each of whom is a father, and each of whom is a son, in a quantum superposition state. And it is especially obvious when I go downstairs to bring food every day! 】
【I know I know! This is the famous "cut off the cat" theory! I heard it from our physics teacher a few days ago! 】
【6! The brother upstairs can't stop me from saying this! I suggest you don’t let your physics teacher see this sentence, otherwise he may want to beat you to death! 】
【Not big! Only twenty-eight pounds! I just caught one today, it’s really not big! It’s only one meter long, not too big or too big, don’t be envious! There are still two kilometers to go, and it will probably be dark when we get home today. Ouch, so annoying~]
【? ? ? Who asked you? 】
[Is it going to get dark today? That brother, you are a bit incompetent! If I caught a 28-pound fish, I would be lost for three days and three nights! 】
[Is it possible that this old man has been lost for five days? The day before yesterday, I saw him getting lost in the live broadcast room of the busty girl No. 18. Ahem...don't ask me why I'm in the big-breasted female live broadcast room on the 18th, I was giving him directions! 】
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