MMB Chapter 264 It’S Full, It’S Really Full!
Chapter 264 It’S Full, It’S Really Full!
Seeing that Lao Huang came over by chance, he happened to be washed with milk.
Both Ma Xiaohao and Chen Yufan's faces turned green at this time!
For the first time, I felt that the things in my hands could be so hot!
this......
Who put this bottle of milk and this book "The Analects of Confucius" in our hands!
After being silent for several seconds, Ma Xiaohao took the lead and moved awkwardly.
He held the "Analects of Confucius" very stiffly under his arm, then took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped Lao Huang's face.
He also said, "Chen Yufan, look at you, you didn't even know how to apologize for doing this to me, Lao Huang. You are still stunned now!"
Chen Yufan: "???"
Ma Xiaohao, you are a dog!
I really want to press your hair and rub it hard!
Although I really wanted to push Ma Xiaohao to the ground and beat him.
But at this time, facing Lao Huang's pressure, Chen Yufan could only think about it.
But even though I couldn't do it with my hands, I still had to retort: "Fuck you, if you hadn't just hit me with something, I wouldn't be like this."
Ma Xiaohao immediately threw the blame back: "If you hadn't snatched my things, why would I have beaten you? You didn't ask for it yourself."
"That was given by Teacher Jiang, not you."
"..."
The two of them took turns blaming each other, and no one wanted to get involved in this matter.
I even want my good brother to show up!
Old Huang was speechless for a moment when he saw this situation.
It's this classic quarrel between the two sides again.
At this moment.
Jiang Feng stood up and said, "Thankfully, your class teacher, Lao Huang, is a nicer person and doesn't have the same experience as you. If it were a class teacher from another class, he would have given you a scolding."
As soon as these words came out, Ma Xiaohao quickly realized Jiang Feng's intention!
He quickly followed the words and said: "Indeed, we, Lao Huang, are so good-tempered and are more generous than students. If it were a class teacher with a bad temper, he would have started training directly."
After Ma Xiaohao finished speaking, Chen Yufan, who had reacted, quickly followed up and said, "Yes, yes, we, Lao Huang, are better. We must cherish such a good class teacher. Ma Xiaohao, don't do this next time!"
"It's okay, who is our Lao Huang? He is handsome and has a good temper. He can be called a model class teacher. He will definitely not care about such a trivial matter!"
Lao Huang: "..."
Although I didn't intend to get angry, I just wanted to say a few words to them.
Just ask them to pay more attention next time. After all, it's not a big deal.
But suddenly I felt very happy when I heard the students praise me like this!
However, due to the face issue as a class teacher, I can't show it too obviously.
then.
Lao Huang said with a serious face: "You two, be careful next time. You may not be so easy to talk to when you bump into other teachers. Think about it later."
only.
As Lao Huang was talking, when he thought of the two words he had just been praised by the students, the corners of his mouth began to rise involuntarily, and he couldn't suppress them at all!
"Okay! Come here and let me wipe it for you again!"
"Have you all seen that it is our class teacher, Lao Huang, who is the envy of other classes?"
Just between the two of them flattering each other.
Chen Yufan took out a tissue from nowhere, pressed it and wiped it on Lao Huang's face.
"Okay, okay, you two should be careful next time and don't do such dangerous behavior in the classroom." Lao Huang's face was deformed after being wiped, and he took the tissue from their hands with a numb expression.
If they keep wiping it off, I'm afraid my old face will become bald!
...
In the live broadcast room at this time.
I thought it would be a bloody storm, but Huang caught the two of them and criticized them.
But I didn’t expect that after Teacher Jiang’s casual words, such a scene would appear on the scene!
This reversal is so big that it is outrageous.
In the eyes of the viewers in the live broadcast room, Jiang Feng saved the whole thing with just one sentence!
Such a adaptable sentence can be said to be full of emotional intelligence!
【It’s full! It’s full! Really full! I asked why the toilet in Yunhai No. 1 Middle School was suddenly blocked. It turned out to be because Teacher Jiang was full! 】
【Help! When can I stop laughing when I see this meme! Every time I see this format, I have to be controlled for more than ten seconds! I simply couldn’t help it! 】
【This wave is really awesome! Teacher Jiang's words immediately made the two students praise Lao Huang and stupefied him! When Lao Huang was talking just now, I could see the corners of his mouth rising obviously! 】
[Teacher Jiang, please publish a book, children need this very much! I just joined the company and now I feel like walking on thin ice at work. The leader has to think over his words for a long time, and he usually speaks carefully for fear of offending others...]
[This class teacher is really easy to talk to. If it were our class teacher, whoever did this would have to be punished one by one. But this does not prevent her from giving lectures really well, and even the mentally retarded can understand them. 】
[I really didn’t expect that it was solved in this way in the end! Although it seems a bit outrageous, it seems to be reasonable. 】
【ah? I'm super! Translucent black stockings? Where are the translucent black silk stockings? ...what the hell? Revealing a hint of... well, it's not a revealing black stockings, I saw it wrong. Brothers, I seem to be really hungry! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
...
After saying hello to Lao Huang, the head teacher of Class 3.
Jiang Feng was going back to the office to prepare for points.
But before he returned to the office, he saw several people coming to the door of the office at this time.
There were people in suits holding banners, some holding flowers, and even one carrying a camera.
It looked like he was looking for someone.
"Hello, we are from the Yunhai City Education Bureau. Is Teacher Jiang Fengjiang in this office?"
Seeing Guan Zhi coming back from get out of class, the man in the suit who looked like a leader asked.
The confused Guan Zhi was about to answer.
Jiang Feng happened to walk over at this time: "I am."
The man stepped forward and shook hands with Jiang Feng: "Hello, Teacher Jiang! I'm from our Yunhai City Education Bureau, and my surname is Sun. I came here specifically to give you a banner and a commendation. Do you think it's convenient now?"
At this point, Jiang Feng suddenly remembered.
When I was watching videos last night, I saw a message posted by the Yunhai City Education Bureau: The act of "passing on the light" has set a good example and will be rewarded with 50,000 yuan.
I didn't expect it to be so fast.
I posted this thing the night before, and the next morning, people came.
This free money should not be wasted.
Jiang Feng nodded: "Convenient, very convenient, just do it now."
"Okay, Teacher Jiang, let's take a photo of you here first!"
As he spoke, he greeted the people next to him, and handed Jiang Feng a bouquet, a banner, and a check with 50,000 yuan written on it.
There are eight golden characters written on the banner: "Be a teacher by example and teach others tirelessly."
The signature is Yunhai City Education Bureau.
The value of these big characters alone may not be high, and they can be made by just anyone who makes banners.
But the final signature can be said to be full of gold content.
only...
Jiang Feng has nothing to do with the big characters on this banner!
It was purely because of a misunderstanding that I got this thing by accident.
The matter is so outrageous that even if you say it, no one may believe it!
So dramatic!
A teacher who works as the sixth grader every day and rips off students' umbrellas has received a banner and award personally issued by the Education Bureau!
It’s simply the biggest joke in the world!
And this pennant was given out because he tore up a student’s umbrella last night!
It's so outrageous that he opened the door for outrageousness - it's so outrageous!
What happened from last night to now has been nothing short of magical!
...
The other side.
Countless spectators couldn't help but laugh wildly from the moment they saw this banner!
I thought it was outrageous enough for the Education Bureau to reward Teacher Jiang, the sixth child, with 50,000 yuan!
But I didn't expect that such a banner would be sent over!
The absurdity of this banner alone is beyond comparison!
It’s not good for you to send it to anyone, but you sent it to this guy!
【The show makes my scalp numb! The gold content of this banner is too high! I suggest Teacher Jiang go home and find the most conspicuous place to hang it! In addition, I look forward to seeing Mr. Jiang on the awards stage for the "Top Ten People Who Moved China of the Year"! Brothers, work harder! 】
[Where are the brothers who can edit videos? Work quickly and try to really send Teacher Jiang up! I can't wait to see Teacher Jiang "move China"! 】
[I kind of want to know what will happen after they finish awarding Teacher Jiang the award and everyone shows the Education Bureau the video of Teacher Jiang’s usual sex act! The people in the Education Bureau may be so embarrassed that their toes scratch the ground, hahahaha! 】
[It’s simply a devil, hahahaha! Brother upstairs, enough is enough! I beg you, please be human! Don't wait and lose the bonus that Teacher Jiang hasn't warmed up yet! 】
【This world is too outrageous! A most unworthy teacher, the sixth teacher, inexplicably received the banner issued by the Education Bureau: being a teacher by example! With this level of gold content, I guess if I show my parents the video of Teacher Jiang cheating on his students, they will suspect that it is a forgery! 】
【Be confident! Even if the police came one day and arrested Teacher Jiang, my parents would think that the police had arrested the wrong person! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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