The daily life of the river god

Chapter 47

The three-meter-tall black bear demon shrank in size while crying, and finally turned into a dark-skinned girl with short hair. She hung on Lu Wenren's body and cried out what kind of miserable life she had lived all these years after he left.

"Wait a minute, I'll stroke it."

Lu Wenren pushed the person away, and recalled what the other party said just now, "You also ran out of the underworld just like Qiong Dali, and you all knew me in the underworld long ago."

"Qiang Dali also ran out? He couldn't have found you, right?" Bai Ruyu was disgusted when he heard the name of that guy Qiong Dali.

"I just destroyed the aquarium just like you yesterday, and ate a lot of ornamental fish in it." Lu Wenren paused for a few seconds after speaking, and looked at the warehouse door where the food was stored inside the black bear aquarium.

On the iron gate with a thickness of five centimeters, there was a clear bear paw print.

No need to think about who did it, Master River God numbly calculated the cost of compensation, and then looked at the teary-eyed black bear demon in front of him.

These tears have no effect on him, and now he feels disgusting when he sees any monster!

"I'm hungry, and the food here isn't very tasty. Where do you live now, little scholar? I can go home with you, help you wash and cook, and warm your bed."

Bai Ruyu smiled and stuck to him again.

Before touching Lu Wenren's shoulder, the other party said this.He already retreated a meter away with a cold face.

The Lord River God solemnly took out his small notebook for keeping accounts, and treated this kind of monster who escaped from the underworld seriously, "First of all, I am not called a little scholar now, please call me Lord River God. In addition, I have someone to help me with laundry and cooking I don't need a bed warmer."

"First of all, let me explain that all the items you destroyed in the zoo today need to be compensated according to the price. In addition, the mental loss caused to me must also be paid to me by part-time workers. Do you have any opinions?"

Bai Ruyu couldn't touch him, so she could only point her finger at him and blink her black grape-like eyes, "Now that you've become a god in reincarnation, even your personality has changed. I don't have any money and I can't compensate you."

The little scholar who used to give her food and drink without needing a penny has finally become a thing of the past.

"I opened a zoo in the west district of Zengcheng. If you have no objection, please hold out your palm."

Lu Wenren took out his personal seal, and stamped his river god seal on the pitch-black palm.

"Okay, from today onwards, you are a monster under the jurisdiction of the River God in the West District of Zengcheng. Even the underworld officials cannot take you away until your debts are paid off."

"Wow! That's great!"

There is no need to go back to the underworld, what makes Bai Ruyu happy is a bear jump.

From a black-skinned girl to a three-meter-tall black bear monster.

Standing 100 meters away, Xia Bing and Xie Jiang felt the earth shaking for the first time.

Outside the gate of the zoo a few kilometers away, Wen Guofu was watching the vehicle he sent to pick him up, and a familiar figure stepped out of the vehicle.

This person is the landlord who lives with Lord River God, and it is said that he is also a super powerful monster.

Wen Guofu looked at the tea eggs and leek steamed buns that this monster was holding, and was about to sigh for his down-to-earth spirit.

There was a sudden tremor, Wen Guofu quickly squatted down to support the ground, and everyone who exited the zoo lay on the ground to resist the impact of the earthquake.

Holding the breakfast in his hand, he could clearly sense that this power was coming from the zoo.

When all human beings were busy resisting the shaking of the earth, he walked directly into the zoo wearing huge sunglasses.

In the Black Bear Pavilion, Lu Wenren looked at the three-foot-high monster jumping in front of him. All the walls of the huge Black Bear Pavilion were made of reinforced concrete.

Those branches thicker than a person's waist are now being uprooted.

Bai Ruyu hugged the twig in her arms and rubbed it vigorously to vent her happiness at the moment.

The big tree, which even the three bears could not pull up together, was like a toy in her hands, and soon broke in two.

Lu Wenren looked at the monster flying all over the field with blue veins on his forehead, gritted his teeth and stared at him, "Stop jumping! If you jump again, I will send you back to the underworld right now!"

Bai Ruyu, who raised one foot high and wanted to jump, stopped immediately, and the trembling ground finally returned to calm.

"Come up with me in a human form. From now on, you are not allowed to talk, jump, or steal other people's food without my order!"

Listening to the series of rules, Bai Ruyu silently put back the fruit she just picked up from the warehouse, and turned into a black-skinned, healthy, short-haired girl around him again, "Little scholar, don't be angry, I'm Mrs. I’m so glad I haven’t been out for a long time.”

"Don't drag me, I'm not the little scholar you know either."

These monsters told him about his past life every three days. Lu Wenren must have drank Mengpo soup before reincarnation in this life. He doesn't remember his past life at all.

When Xun came over with breakfast, he saw a certain Lord River God chatting non-stop with a dark-skinned woman whose facial features could hardly be seen, standing at the entrance of the Black Bear Pavilion.

100 meters away, the two Taoist priests from Yuqing Palace were squatting with their heads against their heads, muttering softly.

"The black bear spirit turns into a human body, and the skin is also black!"

"Yes, yes, it looks so good! I'm a little bit attracted to her!" Xie Jiang saw the girl with short hair and black skin for the first time, and felt like he was electrocuted.

"It's useless for you to be tempted. It looks like she likes our Lord River God. You said that our Lord River God is such a stingy fairy. Why does every monster who comes to Zengcheng seem to know him very well and like him quite a bit? Yes." Xia Bing couldn't understand that the adults in their family had a bad temper and a stingy personality, except that their face looked a bit like an idol trainee.

Sometimes his mouth is poisonous, and he has no sympathy at all. Those monsters caught by him will turn around and be thrown into the zoo to work.

Not even a kitten is spared.

Just like this, he is still liked by countless monsters, and every monster who comes to the door is just like his brothers in eight lifetimes.

"Jealous." Xun held the breakfast and stood quietly behind the two who were whispering.

"I'm not jealous, I'm just curious whether his charismatic physique is a personal characteristic, or if he becomes a god, he will be so liked by others?" Xie Jiang finished sighing, and vaguely discovered that the voice that asked him just now seemed not to be Xia Bing dispatched.

Xia Bing also noticed the voice just now, which seemed to come from behind them.

The people squatting on the ground turned their heads to look behind them in unison.

After meeting the huge sunglasses, the two brothers rolled their eyes tacitly, "Scary people will scare people to death! Why are you here too?"

Just seeing Lu Wenren appearing at the gate of the zoo, General Xia Bingxie thought that the No. [-] employee who had been with Lord Heshen for a long time had finally resigned.

He didn't answer them, and walked between the two of them, walking towards the two figures that were still sticky.

Bai Ruyu quickly noticed a scrutinizing gaze on her back, she pulled Lu Wenren's arm and turned to look at the visitor without letting go of her vigilance.

It was a tall human being dressed in black, with a huge black thing blocking his eyes on his face.

It was clearly a human being walking towards them, but Bai Ruyu seemed to see Longwei in the opponent.

"poisonous snake."

Lu Wenren broke free from the palm of the black bear demon, and walked towards the passerby to take his own breakfast, "This is the black bear demon that disrupted the zoo."

Drinking soy milk, he pointed at the black-skinned short-haired girl unceremoniously, "Let her go to the zoo to perform in the afternoon, and I will call Kyuubi later. In the past three months, any work that requires strength in the zoo will be accepted." She will do it."

With so much strength, it would be a waste to just squat in the black bear hall, rather than make the most of it.

The unscrupulous capitalist Lord River God is so ruthless.

He carried the remaining buns for him, and glanced at the black bear demon with eyes hidden behind the sunglasses, "Where did this monster come from? I haven't heard of her in Zengcheng before."

"She ran out of the underworld. It seems that Po Meng's leaving home has caused a lot of trouble. Many monsters have escaped from the underworld. I will go home after sending her to the zoo."

Lu Wenren planned to go to the Yellow River himself, say hello to the retired uncle, and then go to the underworld.

Other people's monsters are on his territory, he can't always let him pay the compensation.

At least some compensation should be given to him.

Wen Guofu waited at the gate of the zoo for half an hour, and saw the Lord River God leading three of his subordinates out from the west gate, followed by a dark-skinned woman in a fur coat.

"The monster has been caught, this is the black bear demon."

Lu Wenren brought Bai Ruyu to Wen Guofu, introduced each other's identities to the two of them, and looked at Wen Guofu with a mournful face on the spot, "This monster is too delicious, and our zoo can't afford it. Can you help us?" Looking for a publicity?"

"How to promote it? What does she eat?" Wen Guofu didn't expect that he would still need to be a propaganda for monsters.

Lu Wenren didn't think about this question clearly, but one thing he was very sure of was that the sum of all the food in his zoo was not enough for Bai Ruyu's meal.

"You can turn her into a prototype and sit in it for tourists to feed and cast." Xia Bing raised his hand and spoke.

"Then I'll find someone to promote your zoo? It's not impossible to attract tourists, but Mr. River God, you have to assure us that these monsters will not harm humans in your zoo."

"If they hurt humans, I will kill them and hang them at the gate of the zoo as a warning to others."

Lu Wenren's words made everyone present, whether they were humans or monsters, shut their mouths.

The black bear demon who carelessly wanted to follow the little scholar to eat and drink for free, finally realized belatedly that the reincarnated little scholar was really different now.

The well-behaved Bai Ruyu was soon sent to Lu Wenren's zoo.

Lu Wenren looked at the monster who was chatting with Nine Tails and the others, turned around with a calm expression, and took his last bun from Xun's hand.

"After the monsters commit crimes, will you really kill them?" Xun asked, looking at the calm-looking River God in front of him.

"Of course not, that's all to scare them, but you have also been a god, you should know that sometimes when a god wants to torture a monster, there are [-] ways to keep the other person from dying, but they wish they would rather die. .”

Although there are a lot of nonsense in the work notes left by the retired uncle of his family, the occasional useful knowledge will also make people's eyes shine.

After eating the last sauerkraut steamed stuffed bun, Lu Wenren burped, "I'll go back to the Yellow River in the afternoon, maybe I won't be back until evening, you can go home by yourself."

"What are you doing back to the Yellow River?" Xun didn't expect him to leave today.

"Check something."

He wanted to go home and ask his father about his past life.

Lu Wenren has no plans to communicate with others about this kind of matter that has not been clarified yet.

Lu Wenren only told Xi about going back to the Yellow River, then turned around and flew up to the sky and left here.

Retired Uncle, who was fishing on a small island in the depths of the Yellow River where no birds could reach, was watching the choppy Yellow River while holding a fishing rod.

When a fish was hooked, he raised his head and looked in the direction of his own Crystal Palace, "Huh? Why did Little Sanbai come back?"

The retired uncle stood up, and regardless of the fish he had hooked, he plunged headlong into the water, turned into a dragon and headed straight for his own Crystal Palace.

Lu Wenren, who just got home deep in the river, is looking for people all over the world.

"Strange, where did this man go after he retired?"

"What are you looking for?" The retired uncle returned home with his hands behind his back, and saw his youngest son wandering around in the Crystal Palace.

When Lu Wenren heard the voice, he turned around and saw someone wearing a middle-aged and elderly human sun protection suit. He handed the fruit he bought to the other person, "Father, I'm coming back to ask you something. I invite you to eat this watermelon."

"What's the matter, I can't ask on the phone, so I ran back to ask, sit down and chat."

Luzhai motioned him to sit down and chat. He took the watermelon and split it in half. He handed the other half to his son, "Talk while eating."

Lu Wenren took it over and sat with him on the pile of coral stones, "A lot of monsters have come to Zengcheng in the past few days. I heard that Po Meng of the Underworld ran away from home, and many ghost messengers were busy catching Po Meng, causing all the monsters imprisoned in the Underworld to flee. Come to Zengcheng."

"I've also seen several dark streaks of monsters while fishing in the Yellow River these days. They are probably fleeing monsters." Luzhai took a bite of watermelon and thought, "You came here to tell me just because of this? I'm even retiring." Don't care about that kind of thing."

"I didn't let you take care of it, but I just told you that the gang of monsters who escaped from the underworld all said they knew my previous life. Dad, do you know what kind of person I was in my previous life?"

Luzhai rolled his huge eyes at him, "Do you think your father is Avalokitesvara or King of Hades? I don't know if you were a cat or a dog in your previous life. Don't just believe what those monsters say. These people didn't know how much evil they had before. Only those things will be suppressed and punished in the underworld. They will be taken out to deceive an ignorant little fairy like you."

Lu Wenren ate the watermelon silently and listened to the other party's lesson. He waited for him to finish speaking before speaking again, "I plan to go to the underworld to clarify this matter."

What he hates most is that when others say something, they don't speak clearly. He just took advantage of the time when he was going home to go to the underworld to find out everything about him and these monsters in his previous life.

It also saves the next time when a monster comes to the door and talks about the past with him, he will be deceived every time without knowing anything.