Chapter 20 Chicken Talisman
Chapter 20 Chicken Talisman
Lianqing returned to Fengqi Garden, saw Huawei lying on his bed limply, but after a while, he realized that Huawei had been cleaned up by the Demon Lord, so he couldn't help but mourn for Huawei for three seconds bell……
"Flowers are immortals, are you okay..."
"I'm fine..." Hua Wei turned her head and glanced at Lian Qing, and when she saw who was coming, Hua Wei's expression immediately became distorted, "What a fart!"
Hua Wei said this sentence full of anger, so he hurt the injury...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Huawei hid her face into the pillow and gasped in pain.
Lian Qing looked at his strange posture lying on the stomach, and instantly understood: "Oh, so you were spanked by the demon king..."
"Fuck!" Hua Wei was furious when he heard the words, he punched the pillow, and said through gritted teeth, "How could that little devil hit my ass, he obviously took advantage of my unpreparedness!"
Lian Qing rolled her eyes inwardly: No amount of explanations will help, she was spanked by the Demon Venerable...
But Lian Qing was ashamed of him after all, so she still had to give this little face: "You're right! It's all because that little brat is treacherous and cunning to take advantage of others' surprise, and still do such a despicable and shameless thing!"
These words seemed to speak to Huawei's heart, he was so excited that he nodded repeatedly, but in the end the injury was pulled again, causing him to scream in pain.
Lian Qing was heartbroken looking at his painful appearance. He carefully looked at his buttocks, and found that there were still lingering thoughts of demonic barriers on his ass. The ass is spanked by a weapon... A magic weapon is no better than an ordinary magic weapon, even if it is an immortal being beaten, it will take a while to cultivate..."
Huawei Xianjun looked up at Lianqing with a white face, and said, "Madam, can we stop discussing my spanked ass?"
Lian Qing knew that he was suffering, after all, anyone who was beaten by a junior would lose face, and most importantly, that junior spanked his ass...
Inexplicably embarrassing...
After being silent for a moment, Huawei suddenly asked: "My Lady of the Fairy Queen, I suddenly remembered something. Where did you go when I was beaten? Aren't we in the same group? Why did you turn around when he beat me?" Gone!"
"This..." For the shameless act of abandoning his teammates and running away, Lian Qing was so ashamed at this moment, no way!How could he admit to betraying his teammates like this!He will never admit it!
So Lianqing lied in a serious manner: "Then when the emperor was cleaning up Jie, the emperor asked me to go to the Heng Palace, and then I went. I just came back from there now."
Hua Wei nodded, thinking it was normal, and didn't suspect anything. On the contrary, he was not used to the Immortal Emperor and Fairy Queen not spreading dog food all day long.
Hua Wei then took out a celadon vial from his portable space, looked at Lian Qing and asked with a smile, "My Lady, can you do me a favor?"
Lian Qing looked at the small celadon bottle in his hand and understood it instantly. He stepped forward and grabbed the bottle in his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'll leave the little things like applying medicine to me."
Huawei heard the words, pretending to be moved to tears and said: "My lady is really a good lady who cares about her subordinates!"
Lianqing saw that Hua was such a douchebag, and directly rewarded him with a chestnut. If he hadn't been ashamed of him, he would have wiped his ass for him?Lian Qing would kick him away just by lying on his bed.
Taking off Huawei's pants, Lian Qing found that Huawei's butt was red and swollen from the beating, it looked like a big red apple!
Lian Qing held back her laughter, picked up the celadon vial and poured it up, perhaps because the medicine was too strong, Hua Wei cried out in pain again.
Lian Qing was tortured by the screams so much that her eardrums were blown away, he couldn't take it anymore and said to Hua Wei: "If you're a man, give me some courage! No matter how painful it is, you have to endure it!"
Hua Wei quit after hearing the words: "It hurts when it hurts, why should I endure it?"
"Very good!" Seeing that Huawei didn't listen to him, Lian Qing put the medicine on her hand and rubbed Huawei's butt with a slap...
"Ahhhhhh..."
"Don't you like barking? Then enjoy yourself!"
Lian Qing said so while kneading the medicine.
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In Hengdian, Diheng seemed to have seen something bad, and suddenly appeared from the void, with a pair of silver eyes staring at a certain place in the distance without blinking.
Under Di Heng's signal, a shadow emerged from the darkness and went straight to Huawei Xianjun's mansion.
Huawei has been particularly unlucky recently, he was spanked by a little kid from the Mozun. After sleeping for a while, when he woke up the next morning, he found that his whole body had been spanked...
Hua Wei didn't know who beat him up, but she blamed Mo Zun for the revenge.
He swore that when he recovered from his injury, he would definitely make the little devil regret being born in this world!
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With five days left until the post-sealing ceremony, Changfeng, the demon emperor of the demon world, stayed in the chalk barrier under the reception of the Jiuxian.
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Three days left before the post-sealing ceremony, the First Heavenly Lotus Immortal Clan, as in-laws of the imperial family, was enshrined as VIPs and admitted to the outer courtyard of Fengqiyuan.
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Two days left before the post-sealing ceremony, Lianqing finally broke out of the encirclement of the seven aunts and eight aunts of the Lianxian clan, and escaped from Fengqi Garden.
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Lian Qing, who ran out of Fengqiyuan, stepped on the gust of wind and found a flying pavilion on the cloud to sit down in mid-air.
The pavilion moved forward little by little with the floating clouds, and the scenery under her feet also receded slowly. Lian Qing sat in the pavilion, rubbing her hands on her heart for a while, feeling afraid.
Just now, the seven aunts and eight aunts headed by Su Niang actually asked him to recite "women's training" out of mouth!
Worth!He was actually asked to recite that thing. If he hadn't recovered his memory before, he might still listen to Su Niang's words, but now he is a majestic ancient blood lotus!How could she succumb to the coercion of a group of scumbag little lotus fairies!
So in the end Lianqing took advantage of their unpreparedness and sneaked away...
Just as Lian Qing sat down in the pavilion, an uninvited guest broke in from outside the pavilion.
"The fairy queen is very leisurely, is this here to enjoy the beautiful scenery outside the pavilion?"
The voice of the visitor was particularly evil, Lian Qing searched for the sound and ran away, only to see a man in complicated and gorgeous clothes.
Seeing the man's monstrous face, which is rare in the world, Lian Qing roughly guessed the identity of the comer. After checking the demon phoenix aura emanating from the comer, Lian Qing was even more convinced: the demon chief phoenix, the demon king of the demon world, has always been The world-famous super scumbag with a flirtatious heart.
To what extent is he bothered?How bad is it?As long as you see a beauty, no matter if it's a man or a woman, you have to get it, and it's not counted if you get it. When he gets tired of playing, he will definitely kick him away and kill him by the way!
So this is the essential difference between a demon and a fairy. For example, the same old goat will turn into a fairy if its nature is more good than evil, and it will turn into a demon if its nature is more evil than a demon.
And like Yao Changfeng, there is absolutely only evil but no good in his nature!
As soon as Lian Qingda saw him, a piece of ice condensed involuntarily in his hands. The cold air was so overwhelming that the clouds around Feiyun Pavilion froze and flowed.
This makes Yao Changfeng very embarrassed who just came to ask a good question...
Lian Qingcai didn't care whether he was embarrassed or not, and looked at him coldly, and didn't care if what he said was appropriate or not, so she said, "Although it would make me look shameless if I did this for the first time, I saw you It is indeed very unpleasant, in order to make me feel happy, please leave my sight immediately, otherwise I will not be able to help but blow your head off with the ice in my hand."
Yao Changfeng: "..."
So the Demon Emperor, who originally wanted to strike up a conversation with the fairy queen, was so gorgeously scared away by the brutal beauty...
Lian Qing had just scared the Demon Emperor away, Hua Wei appeared out of nowhere, and saw him from a distance holding a jug in one hand and a fat chicken tied like a rice dumpling in the other, Yu Jian Fly towards him.
After arriving at the pavilion, before Huawei could catch her breath, Lianqing asked, "I said, what are you doing with a chicken?"
Hua Wei shook her head and said: "This is not a chicken, this is the talisman paper I begged from Master Jiuxian, it belongs to the little devil!"
Lian Qing looked at the fat chicken, and the fat chicken also stretched its neck to stare at Lian Qing.
Lian Qing: "This is really a talisman? Why do I still think it's just a chicken? My eyes are blind!"
Huawei laughed at Lianqing for being too young when he heard the words, and he opened the wine pot and poured it on the chicken's head.
Once the chicken met the wine, it really turned into a piece of rune paper floating in the air surrounded by runes.
Lian Qing looked puzzled.
Huawei explained: "Because the master was thinking about eating roast chicken and drinking wine when he was drawing the talisman, so the talisman paper became refined, and it really turned into a fat chicken."
Lian Qing: "..."
He was rather speechless and asked Hua Wei: "Why did your master suddenly want to eat chicken?"
Hua Wei smiled and said: "You don't know that, my master was ascended by a mortal, do you know what year this year is in the mortal world?"
Lian Qing: "What year? Is it the year of the rooster?"
Hua Wei slapped his hands: "Isn't it? My master is thinking about the mortal world, knowing that this year is the year of the rooster, so he named this talisman. Guess what it is?"
Lianqing said, "What name?"
Hua Wei smiled and said, "Fat Chicken Talisman! How is it? This name is good!"
Lian Qing: "..."
He twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled with difficulty: "Well...it's a good...name..."
Hua Wei continued to laugh and said, "Don't look at it as just three words, it actually has a meaning."
Lian Qing: The name of this spicy chicken has a meaning...
Huawei: "Master said it means 'go back to (fat) home for the year of rooster (rooster), good fortune (fu) Sun Yinzi for another year.'"
Lian Qing: "..."
Lianqing: Very good, you two won...
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