MMB Chapter 287 The stars hold the moon
Chapter 287 The stars hold the moon
Chapter 287 The stars hold the moon
Although there are many tents for strange mothers, their structures are not complicated, and even several of them are "easy to pull out", which can be set up in a few seconds.
Relatively speaking, Kaili's two-bedroom and one-living room is much more complicated, and there are more than [-] main sticks for support alone.
Coupled with the three mischievous little princesses, it is even more difficult to win Yanxi.
But she gave full play to her personal charm, not only the three little princesses were arranged in an orderly manner, but even other children came to help this blond foreign lady.
Twenty mothers cheered on the two groups of people: "Handsome guys, come on! Son, come on!"
Yan Xi's face turned green, and he said with a wry smile, "Can we come and cheer on the sidelines? Otherwise, it sounds like the handsome guy and the son are the same."
The mothers giggled.
Yanxi finished most of the fight here, and the mothers sat in in twos and threes, eating melon seeds and watching the battle with great interest.
"Hey, handsome guy, is that foreign Barbie your girlfriend? You've won glory for the country!" As for women, gossip is definitely inseparable.
"Hehe, no, it's the children's teacher."
"You're really good at bringing your kids on a date with the teacher. You're still a foreigner, and you're playing really wildly." Several mothers said to him lewdly.
He smiled awkwardly and didn't explain anymore.
Kelly's side is also in full swing. The boys help her up the tent with all their strength, and the girls stand in a row, passing various tools and parts.
"Beautiful sister, is that uncle your boyfriend?" The little boys bumped into each other and asked her curiously.
"No, not yet." She replied with a smile.
"Then why did you come here to play with him? He looks very boring." Tong Yan said without restraint, the more he asked, the more he didn't make sense.
"Hahaha, he is my hero." Kelly said proudly.
Pearl jumped out of the crowd, patted her chest and said, "That's my father! My father is Ultraman!"
hiss!That jumpsuit left a deep impression on her, right?
"Uncle!" The children shouted in unison, "Are you really Ultraman?"
Hey, what can he say?Of course you can't lose Pearl's face!
"I can be, after transformation."
"Then, change one for us."
"My transformation equipment is at home, and I can't change it today." He lied casually, and it should be easy to fool these little brats.
"I don't believe it! Unless you can take my punch!" A chubby little boy said seriously, holding up his fleshy little fist.
Cut, what's the matter, let the horse come over.
Yanxi put down the No.15 tent in his hand, stood with one hand on his hip, hooked his fingers and said, "Come and practice."
One of the mothers quickly dissuaded: "No, no, no, don't hit uncle. If you break uncle, we won't have a place to sleep at night."
Joke, played badly?
"Big sister, don't you look down on me a little too much? Don't be afraid, come on!" He patted his belly, secretly hardening his entire abdominal muscle.
The little fat man rushed over with a loud shout, his eyes fixed on his stomach.
He quickly estimated that it was a little over 1.3 meters, weighed about 1.5 kilograms, and ran at a speed of [-] meters per second.
Well, I can bear it, no problem!
As a result, when the little fat man was just a step away, his foot slipped and he thumped. The fist was more than [-] centimeters lower than the target, and it hit him at his weakest point.
Everyone should have experience in this area. You don’t feel pain in the first few seconds, and the real pain will come like a huge wave after a few seconds.
The mothers covered their mouths, took a deep breath, and then let out a sound of regret.
Yanxi crossed his legs, widened his eyes, bent down and touched the little fat man's head, and said firmly in a pitch-shifted voice: "Go quickly, Miss Sister needs your help."
The little fat man looked at him suspiciously and said: "I only used [-]% of my strength just now, and I slipped, it doesn't count!"
The feeling of pain became clearer and clearer. He twisted his facial features and whispered to the little fat man: "I'll tell you a secret. I received a message from Di Jia that there may be monsters attacking the aquarium tonight. You have to save your strength. Let's join forces to protect these weak humans, okay?"
The little fat man stood up straight with his chest out and his stomach in, his eyes wide open, and he said seriously: "Got it! Enter the night, let's save the world!"
Finally sent the annoying little guy away, looking up, Kelly's side is almost finished.
The tent took shape, a bit like two large Eskimoen igloos connected together, with the door in the middle of the corridor open to the outside, revealing a small living room of eight or nine square meters.
The huge shape attracted mothers to exclaim: "It's so big!"
"White and beautiful and big!"
"And there are two!"
……
Although he was describing a tent, Yanxi sounded like he was imagining things.
Well, he said in his heart that he couldn't agree more, it was really two white, beautiful and big ones.
When he installed the last simple tent, the mothers spontaneously arranged their tents into a big circle, and the center of the circle was Yanxi's big tent with two bedrooms and one living room.
What is this attempt?Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty?
"Big girls, if you surround us like this, we won't be able to sleep." He hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Handsome guy, we want to discuss it with you." The two mothers leaned over, one with shoulders and the other with legs, and continued, "Actually, it's just an excuse to bring children to the aquarium for camping.
We just want to have a party here.
This big shed of yours is perfect as a central bar!
So, we want to requisition it.
If you get sleepy on the way, you can choose any of the tents we brought to sleep, how about that? "
Haha, dressed like this, it turned out that I wanted to play the aquarium version of Ye Di.
Also said he played wild?Compared with them, I am a little scumbag.
But how can he establish a heroic image as tall as Altman in such a few words?
He tactfully refused: "Have a party here? Can it work? There are so many children, don't worry about the children?"
The mother with exposed thighs patted his arm, pointed to the aquarium, and said, "Look, the door is locked and the windows are closed. It's safer here than at home. Why don't you worry?
Children play with children, we play with us, it doesn't matter!
You're not worried that we'll break your tent, are you?
Don't worry, our husbands are very rich, and if they break even a little bit, they will pay you for a new one, really. "
Give me a new one?This one is new to me!
"Sorry, we're not here to play a party, but to feel the spiritual healing of sea creatures." He smiled and refused again.
The two mothers exchanged glances, winking at three women in a distant tent.
Soon, the three women brought a portable incubator over, lifted the lid, and it was full of fruit-flavored wine.
"Handsome guy, come here. It's better to have fun alone than to have fun with others. Let's play together. You'll know why you're having a party after two bottles. Drink!" The young mother in a short dress and black silk handed it over directly. Two bottles of wine were opened and fed to his mouth.
He glanced at Kelly from a distance, and she covered her mouth and smiled, and mouthed to him: "That's OK."
The enemy is outnumbered, and good men don't fight with women, forget it, drink two bottles and calm things down.
He took the bottle, stuffed it into his mouth together, and drank it all.
The mothers cheered, took out the stereo and huge mobile power supply, placed them at the door of the big tent, connected them to their mobile phones, and played slow rocking skewers.
Soon, psychedelic and shining night lights were hung inside each small tent, turning each tent into a big lantern.
They took out a few strings of small lights and wrapped them outside the big tent, which made the atmosphere perfect.
Then I found fifteen or six huge picnic mats out of nowhere, and placed them side by side one by one, completely surrounding the two rooms and one living room.
They put wine, snacks, and fruits evenly around the mat, then took off their shoes, jumped on the mat, shook their heads, twisted their waists and hips, and ecstasy high.
Yanxi and Kaili finished the final assembly almost at the same time, and they clapped hands in celebration.
Originally, he just wanted to be a quiet old man, but after drinking two bottles of wine, his nerves that had been tense for a few days suddenly relaxed.
Go f*ckingly behave, go f*ckingly sanctimonious, go f*ckingly prudish!
"I'm sorry, I didn't know it was going to be like this." Kelly said, shaking her head, blushing.
Yanxi picked up a bottle of wine and handed it over, and sat on the cushions, looking at the group of young women who let loose their instincts, and said, "This is also good, I should let myself relax."
The children who didn't know each other quickly played together, and went to find other fun in the museum noisily.
He picked up a bottle of wine for himself, bumped into Kelly's, and said, "Remember the toast we had for the first time?"
She nodded and said in unison with him: "Respect our never-ending youth!"
After taking two bites, his head began to be confused.
Several mothers ran over, pulled him and Kelly to the center of the stage made of picnic mats, and danced around them seductively.
If it wasn't for the children, who wouldn't be a little fairy?
Beep, beep, the ringtone of the WeChat video call rang.
Gan!Hua Mo asked for a video call, she will be punished!
(End of this chapter)