MMB Chapter 371 A sentence of deja vu
Chapter 371 A sentence of deja vu
Chapter 371 A Familiar Word
Yanxi turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, stepped into the bathroom with one foot, illuminated the white ceiling at the top, and could barely see it by the reflection.
"Do you know what a flashlight in the toilet is called in the Shu language?
Can you see it, go quickly. "He pushed the end of the flower in.
"You are not allowed to turn off the flashlight! You are not allowed to run! You are not allowed to scare me!
Otherwise, your end, hum! ' she warned.
I'm almost scared to pee, and it's so horizontal, it's really funny.
He nodded and watched her walk into the compartment.
I didn't expect that this was the reason for entering the women's toilet for the first time in my life.
"Honey, are you still there?" She called out from deep inside.
"Isn't it still on, isn't it still on?" He was amused by her silly question.
She confirmed it every few seconds, for fear that he would take the opportunity to tease her.
In normal times, he might be able to do it.
But tonight, if you can avoid it, you can avoid it.
To be honest, watching such a movie on the company's giant screen made him feel a little guilty, and he had to look back at the dark men's room behind him from time to time to see if there was anything popping out.
But what can come out?
Even though I just saw Xi Shi with my own eyes yesterday at Brother Xi's place, it doesn't mean that there are really ghosts in this world.
It can only show that some space-time dimensions can be broken through under certain conditions.
Maybe some of the ghostly events are just phantoms seen by time and space disorder.
"You are now possessed by an angel card, what are you afraid of?" He encouraged Hua Mo and himself.
"Then why didn't you call? If I'm so lucky, the light should be automatically fixed as soon as I step in!" She pressed the flush button, and it seemed that it was over.
As soon as the words fell, the fluorescent tubes above the head lit up.
"Hey! Ya!" The two sighed at the same time.
It doesn't come on until it's over, but there's still a delay in this lucky halo?
Or are the walls in the building too thick to receive lucky signals?
She pushed open the compartment door with a bang, rushed to the sink, and washed her hands twice under his gaze.
"What's wrong? Did you pee on your hand?" He joked.
"Fuck you, I couldn't see clearly just now, who knows if I touched something unclean?" After she explained, she threw a few drops of water on his face vigorously.
The cold drops of water hit his face, making him shiver from the cold.
The two returned to the conference hall and sat down casually.
I don't know if it was because I went to the bathroom for too long, or because the horror scenes were abruptly cut and skipped by the video platform, anyway, the show ended in a short while.
"So short?" She said with a little fear and a little regret.
"Otherwise, why don't you watch another one?" He was also a little unsatisfied, and looked down at his phone, oh, it's already 55:[-]!
Time flies!
She yawned, leaned on his shoulder and said, "I won't read it, I'm a little sleepy."
"No matter how sleepy you are, you have to go home and sleep," he hugged Hua Mo to stand up, and said excitedly, "Go down and clean up the workstation and then go home."
The two took the elevator downstairs.
When she heard the word "going home", the chatterbox seemed to be opened: "Speaking of going home, I think we should go back during the Spring Festival.
It's not about money or not.
Chinese New Year outside, can it still be called Chinese New Year?
If you really can't leave, forget it.
I can just take the pearls back with me, and they don't have to see you.
When did you go back and not get drunk by my classmates and my uncle?
During the seven-day vacation, you slept into three days, and you were given a person to take care of you.
It's better not to go back, we're more relaxed. "
No way!
Of her three uncles, one can drink while the other can drink, and the word "mother uncle" is always on the lips, and they drink the cup as soon as they touch their heads. What can they do as a junior?
Moreover, her family also likes to drink the liquor brewed by her own method. She can't drink it in two or three sips, but she doesn't know that the stamina is soaring exponentially.
For more than a month, Yanxi has not drank less, and has come to various occasions more or less, but the wine he drinks is pure, even if he is drunk, he will not drink.
If you don't go to her house, from another perspective, you really escaped a catastrophe.
"Besides, you, uncle, have already gotten tired of seeing it. Everyone's voice is the highest this year, because they want to see Brother Chao!" She covered her mouth and laughed.
Ding!The sound of the elevator arriving at the stop rang at the same time as the sound of the light bulb in his head.
yes!super brother!
Brother Chao, the god of war who never pours a thousand cups on the wine table!
Now I have a teammate, I must go back and avenge my revenge!
"Hahaha," he smiled triumphantly with his hands on his hips, "with Brother Chao covering me, even if I go back this time, I won't be afraid of my uncles!"
She sighed and said, "Hey, he has to establish a relationship with Liu Lu, and he is willing to come all the way to celebrate the New Year."
Therefore, the Saturday matchmaking situation of the mother-in-law is very important.
He needs to come up with a little trick to make Brother Chao fall in love without hesitation.
As soon as he entered the office, the smell of durian hit his face, he quickly pinched his nose: "Damn, will my colleagues think I poisoned the company tomorrow?"
"Get out!" She kicked, looked at the bathroom passing by, her eyes wandered from side to side, and whispered, "I'll go to the bathroom again, before I come out, you'll collect all your messes, I'm stuck to death. "
The soldiers are divided into two groups, which is a great opportunity to receive rewards!
He quickly rushed to the workstation to turn on the machine, waited for the computer to start up, fastened a few takeaway bags firmly, ran to the stairwell, and threw them into the trash can.
When I returned to my work station, I could just receive the reward.
Today's reward turned out to be two renewal coupons!
He quickly clicked into the trading area to check, and the renewal coupons in the commodity area did not increase in price.
It's really free!
After thanking Ajax, he closed his notebook, put his hands in his pockets, and proudly walked to the door of the bathroom.
As soon as Huamo came out, he said happily: "Extremely good news, the situation has changed, I may consider going back for a few days."
"Really?" She couldn't believe her ears.
Even though she complained a lot just now and buried him badly, but hearing that he was willing to go back with her for the New Year, the little daughter-in-law couldn't help being very excited.
Hua Mo leaped onto him, clamped his waist, put his arms around his neck, and kissed him hard on the face.
So even taking care of a drunk is a taste of happiness.
"How many days?" She asked concerned.
He quickly calculated that during the two days when he went and returned, he could just sign in and not receive tasks, plus four renewal coupons, that would be a total of six days.
Yan Xi made a comparison of six.
"Oh yeah!" She lightly jumped back from his waist to the ground, grabbed his hand and walked towards the elevator, "Hurry up, hurry up, go home and tidy up the things that are going to be prepared for the New Year."
Uh... There are still seven or eight days left, this silly girl must be crazy.
He came to the basement, and when he got into the McLaren, he slapped his forehead and said, "Oh! I was in a hurry! We should drive Uncle Song's luxury car home today, and the key is still upstairs."
"Hey, isn't it just a car? What's the matter, hurry home!" She fastened her seat belt, her eyes widened, and she looked energetic.
"By the way, where is the car I rented for you? Where did it go?" She didn't realize it until the car drove out of the basement.
"Oh, stop, why don't you take it back?"
"Come on, sometimes you need this kind of cheap car to pull something.
You can't drive Uncle Song's car to give me a mask, right?
But now it seems that there is no need to send a mask, hey, let's leave it for now. "Seeing that the car she gave him fell out of favor, she was a little bit disappointed.
"Don't worry! The sacred car means a lot to me, and I will definitely cherish it, and we also need a simple girlfriend for this amazing car." He joked.
"Ah!" She patted his arm in surprise, "You said girlfriend, I remembered.
Don't the third sister and the third brother-in-law live in separate places?
I thought about choosing a store in our building and asking my third brother-in-law to open a fitness center.
Wouldn't they be able to reunite in this way?
What do you think? "
What a show of loyalty!terrific!
"no!
How can only one store be enough?
Just give him a whole floor to open casually!
How many people must there be in that office building? I'm worried that the fitness center on a whole floor may not be enough. "
The picture of the third sister thanking him had already begun to appear in his mind, but the picture unknowingly evolved into the picture of the third sister rushing out of the bathroom.
Uh... quickly change the subject.
"By the way, your sisters' affairs are settled, how about my brother's affairs?
Is Ouyang Xiangzhong's new office today? he asked.
"certainly!
I follow your request and ask him to pick whatever he wants.
In the end, he was very polite and chose a small building on the far side, and also chose the shortest floors.
Hey, I guess I'm afraid I owe us too much kindness.
However, your younger brother has a sweet mouth, and when he saw me, he praised me, 'Sister-in-law, your clothes are so beautiful today'.
Unlike you, you can't fart for a long time. "She pinched him lightly, pouted and smiled sullenly.
A flash of lightning flashed in Yanxi's heart: Wait, why does this sentence seem familiar?
(End of this chapter)