MMB Chapter 399 Are you holding back some big move?
Chapter 399 Are you holding back some big move?
Chapter 399 Are you holding back some big move?
Yanxi's family took a Bentley, and Team Luo drove.
Liu Lu and Brother Chao drove a Bugatti Veyron and followed closely behind the SUV.
Hua Mo sat in the back row with her mother-in-law, having a great time with Pearl.
People who have taken a nap are particularly excited.
In contrast, Yan Xi, the co-pilot, seemed a little sleepy and couldn't keep his eyes open.
"The road seems to be quite congested. If you can't handle it, just sleep for a while." Team Luo suggested.
He said no or no, but his body slowly closed his eyes honestly.
When he woke up again, he was already in the basement downstairs of his house.
Brother Chao parked the Bugatti next to the Bentley, gave the key to Team Luo, and asked suspiciously: "Why doesn't he let me drive the Bentley?
Actually let you leave your luxury car for us to drive? "
Luo Dui shook his head with a smile and replied, "He drank too much."
Yan Xi rubbed his eyelids, stretched his waist, thanked Chao Chao and Liu Lu, came out and hailed a taxi and sent them away.
"Junior Sister, go up and sit for a while before leaving." He took Pearl by the hand and waved to Dui Luo.
It was rare for Hua Mo to be generous, carrying a bag of chopsticks, and inviting with a smile: "Go up and have some tea, with you here, I feel more at ease."
The mother-in-law didn't follow her upstairs, but walked around the neighborhood, saying she wanted to digest food.
I'm afraid it's just an excuse, but I must have taken the opportunity to greet the elders and aunts in the community for the New Year, and say goodbye by the way.
When Pearl returned home, the first thing she did was to find the TV remote control, waved it towards Huamo and said, "Mom, I want to see if the cartoons on our TV are the same as those on my aunt's."
This little guy actually inherited Yanxi's ability to make up lies, but his rank is too low, which makes people laugh.
"How much TV did you watch today? Do you still watch it? Do you need your eyes!" Hua Mo said seriously with her hips on her hips.
Pearl turned her mouth up, and dragged Yanxi to sit on the floor mat: "Dad, play with me!"
But his head was dizzy, and he was really not in the mood to accompany the child, so he said weakly, "Dad is sleepy, you can play by yourself."
"You!" Hua Mo walked behind him, and gently rubbed his toes on his back, "She's going back to her hometown early tomorrow morning, so you can play with her for a while longer."
Whoa!It was reasonable and well-founded, and he was powerless to refute it.
It's just that the eyelids are fighting, and I really don't have the energy to tease the child.
Drinking is like this. If you don’t drink, it won’t affect you. If you drink too much, you will look more energetic. It is this state of almost drinking that is the most hypnotic.
Team Luo clapped his hands, sat down beside Yanxi and Pearl, and said softly, "Auntie, will you play with me?"
What an empathetic savior!
He laughed, moved half a meter to one side, leaned against the sofa, squinted his eyes and snored.
In a daze, he felt a little itchy on his face. He raised his hand to scratch it, but was grabbed by a small hand and let it down abruptly.
Something is wrong!
He jerked violently, and opened his eyes to see that Pearl was painting his face with a large brush. Luo Dui sat behind Pearl and covered his mouth for fun, while Hua Mo firmly held his hand and shouted. : "Don't move!"
He flicked his head back, his eyes widened and he asked, "What are you doing?"
"Don't move, Dad," Pearl said aggrievedly, "I'm drawing Dad."
Draw dad?If I drew a tiger, I would have been killed early!
"Draw on the paper! Why draw my face?" He picked up Pearl, pouted his buttocks, and put it further away.
"What's wrong with asking her to draw it?" Hua Mo frowned, "Your face is big and flat, it would be a pity not to draw it."
Uh... Compared with the two kings of Yan and a kid in front of me, my face does seem to be a bit bigger.
Pearl pouted and echoed: "That's right, Mom said, you let other aunts paint your face, but you won't let me paint, you don't like me at all, hum!"
Yo Xi, is the co-author staying here to retaliate against him and Wang Yi?
Enough!
He got up and went to the mirror, frightened, how long did he sleep?
A pair of thick-rimmed glasses was painted on the face, and the left frame was large, while the right frame was small, as if he had been punched twice, and the two punches were of different shades.
The eyebrows are drawn as a thick, black caterpillar that runs from the left ear to the right.
There is a tuft of hair drawn in the middle of the person, let’s think it is a beard, but it is drawn too long and curly, which looks like the hair growing from an unspeakable position.
Then there are big and small mouths on the face.
"That's the mouthprint of my mother and I kissing." Pearl ran to the mirror, stood on top of the trash can, pointed at Yanxi's face in the mirror and said proudly.
"Thank you so much." He hugged the pearl back to the ground, bent down and buried his head in the sink, squeezed a thumb of facial cleanser, and rubbed it vigorously on his face.
After flushing away with a splash, I looked up, oh!The traces of the black pen are intact!
"Daughter-in-law, why can't this be washed off? Give me your cleansing oil to try!" He was so nervous that if he went out with this ghostly face, it would be like killing him.
Hua Mo was laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her back. It took a while to recover, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, went into the dressing room and took out a large bottle of cleansing oil and a few small square cotton towels. Squeeze the cleansing oil onto a cotton towel, and say distressedly: "My cleansing oil is precious, look at your big face, what a disaster!"
Didn't feel sorry for his face?But feel bad about the irrelevant cleansing oil?
Whoa!woman!
Hua Mo first wiped it lightly twice, then put down the bottle of cleansing oil, stood on tiptoe, pressed his zenith with his left hand hard, yelled to stay still, and rubbed it vigorously with the cotton towel in his right hand.
Her face went from being indifferent, to nervous, to smiling, and finally to wild laughter.
Hua Mo stepped on the switch of the trash can next to it, lifted the lid, threw the cotton towel into the bucket, clapped her hands and said, "I can't wipe it off, let's do this first."
Let's do this first?
The face is made into such a ghost, let him do it first?
This is tantamount to disfigurement!
Team Luo snickered in the living room and said, "This is a marker pen, it's not so easy to wash off, let time dilute it.
Well done with the pearls though, you look more manly now.
Especially the eyebrows like a cross-sea bridge, handsome! "
"Go, draw the same eyebrows for your elder sister Luo, and see if she dares to make sarcastic remarks." He gestured towards Pearl.
The little guy ran back to the floor mat, covered the pen, put it back in the pencil case neatly, turned around and waved to him quickly: "Mom said, you can't scribble on girls' faces."
Come on, a woman's face is delicate and fleshy, but a man's face is rough-skinned and thick-skinned?
Little children have been indoctrinated into the idea of female boxing that women are superior to men, which is bad.
Hua Mo walked up to Team Luo, bent her knees slightly, took her hand, gently pulled her up, and said, "Come here."
The two walked to the dressing room behind Yanxi, Hua Mo introduced: "These are the things I usually use to remove makeup, make up and wipe my face, do you see enough?
If it's enough, stay here tonight, and let my husband accompany you back tomorrow to get some change of clothes.
Just like your own home.
In the next few days, you will have to work hard to protect him for me.
Remember, if he dares to hit your mind, he will beat you to death, don't feel sorry for me. "
Yanxi recalled Luo Dui's deadly scissor legs, and a chill ran down his spine.
"Dare I try to trick her? You're thinking too much. Come on, Junior Sister, show her a show." He walked over and held out a finger.
Luo Dui smiled faintly, and stretched out a finger to touch it.
There was a bang, and Hua Mo bounced back in shock.
"See? They bring their own armor, so it's very safe!" Yan Xi spread his hands, went back to the sink, and continued to rub the handwriting on his face fiercely.
Pearl's original work has not changed, but his face is getting redder and more painful.
Recalling the first time I went to the Northeast, my father-in-law took him to the bathhouse to clean up the dust that day.
That day was also the first time he experienced the culture of scrubbing.
When he was lying on the chopping board like a dead pig and being tossed by the master scrubber, in order to avoid embarrassment, he kindly asked, "Master, you haven't had dinner yet, have you?"
Originally, he wanted to get along with the master as an amiable stranger, but he didn't expect that in exchange, he was ruthlessly rubbed off his skin.
His face is now in this state of being about to be bald, burning hot, one step away from being disfigured.
Yanxi thought of something, turned around suddenly and asked, "Why don't you pack your luggage?"
The mother-in-law and Pearl's things are almost finished, except for the most ink-stained flowers.
"We're leaving at four or five o'clock tomorrow. If you don't clean up now, when are you waiting?" He looked at a table full of cosmetics and urged anxiously.
"Don't worry about me, I can collect it whenever I want, I hate being urged me the most, it's annoying!" She stomped her mouth and turned her head to the side.
"ID card, mobile phone, charger, these are the most important, don't forget." He reminded.
"I want to forget! I'm so mad at you!" She put her hips on her hips and stuck out her tongue at him. Today's girly makeup is very suitable for sticking out her tongue and making funny faces.
The mother-in-law came home panting heavily, and proudly said that she had walked around the neighborhood ten times, then cleaned up the guest room with Hua Mo, and put on a clean and beautiful four-piece bed sheet and quilt cover.
The day passed surprisingly smoothly.
But his eyelids twitched from time to time, and they continued to twitch even when he was sleeping at night.
The mountain and rain are about to come and the building is full of wind, but now there is no wind or rain, and it is abnormally calm, which makes people feel scared.
The owl didn't embarrass him all day, what kind of big move is it holding back?
(End of this chapter)