MMB Chapter 423
Chapter 423
Chapter 423
Director Han's speech made people feel very comfortable. He didn't have the pretensions of a great director, but he was full of heartfelt dry goods.
After chatting for more than ten minutes about the mental journey of writing novels, I suddenly said with emotion: "In fact, after writing books for so many years, I discovered a truth, the real jokers are all in the folk.
When I discovered this truth, I stopped publishing books and made movies instead.
Because the cost and threshold of writing a book are too low, there is no gap in the industry.
Everyone knows how fast movies make money.
Alright, enough nonsense, since you are all here, let's have a serious class today.
I hope that after listening to this class, you can gain something, and you can win when you quarrel with others in the future. "
Isn't it?The so-called writers are actually warriors with pens like knives, and they are always criticizing society and certain classes.
Quarrels are commonplace for them.
I thought team building was all about eating, drinking, and fighting, but I was able to learn new skills. This trip was worth it!
The students sat up straight and waited attentively for Director Han to impart experience.
Director Han walked to the blackboard, picked up a piece of chalk, and sharpened the tip of the pen on the shelf under the blackboard until it became a little bit sharper. Then he began to ask: "Which classmate can tell me what is the most important thing in a quarrel?" ?"
"I know!" A thin male student stood up, "It's fast! There is no strength in martial arts in the world, but speed is the only thing that can't be broken. As long as we speak fast enough when we quarrel, the other party can't keep up with our rhythm and can only admit defeat. "
This boy looks a little weak, and he should be worthy of the word fast boy.
However, in terms of quarreling, this person is not unreasonable. He outputs a lot of fallacies and heresies in a short period of time, plus rough and swear words, the average person's CPU must be overwhelmed.
Director Han motioned Kuai Nan to sit down, turned around and wrote a big quick character on the blackboard, then turned back, rubbed the chalk in his hand, and continued to ask: "Is there any more?"
Swish, a girl stood up: "Report to Mr. Han, I think the key to quarreling is precision.
Be sure to accurately grasp the opponent's weaknesses.
For example, you are fat, you are bald, you are a dog.
Words that go straight to the soul are often simple and effective.
Anyway, if anyone dares to say that I am fat, I will definitely be so angry that I want to strangle him to death. "
Uh... there is a picture.
Director Han gave a thumbs up and gave a thumbs up: "Great!
This female classmate is proficient in interpersonal communication skills at first glance. "
Director Han turned around and added the word "Zhun" on the blackboard, then sat on the podium with half his buttocks, brushed his hair, pushed his glasses, and said, "Have you all watched "Nine Pins of Sesame Official"?
A movie that combines quarreling skills with great success.
In the movie, when Master Xing and the chief eunuch scolded each other, just like what the female classmate said just now, they grabbed each other's weaknesses and attacked.
How did he scold, who has the impression? "
Yanxi coughed twice.
As a hard-core fan of Master Xing, coupled with a maniac at reciting lines, he is still a real drama master.
No he wouldn't.
"Let me do it," he stood up, scratched his head, squinted his eyes, and said one sentence at a time, "You are a hermaphrodite.
You're a rotten (harmonious) ass.
Intersex sucks (harmonious) ass. "
"Talent," Director Han clapped his hands, "This student is really talented! Alright, is there anything else you would like to add?"
A fat colleague stood up: "Mr. Han, I'm fat, I'll say it first.
I think that in order to win a quarrel, you have to rely on your momentum.
It is to have the domineering spirit that is both unreasonable and strong.
Just straight up nonsense. "
"Excellent!" Director Han clapped his hands, motioned the fat student to sit down, and continued, "This student has the potential to be a leader."
After finishing speaking, write the third word on the blackboard-ruthless.
Quick, accurate, ruthless.
Hey, isn't that what quarrels depend on?
"These three are actually the core points of winning a fight, but you can't win with the core points alone," Director Han put down the chalk, walked off the podium with his hands behind his back, walked up the stairs, and said meaningfully, "Skills are also needed.
No matter how good your martial arts are, you are still afraid of the mop being stained with feces.
It's like fighting a war.
Fast, accurate, and ruthless are the hardware requirements, and teams with the same level of hard work have to fight for technical essentials.
Although I have simulated numerous quarrels on different occasions in my novels, in real life, everyone is usually polite to me, and I have no chance to actually fight.
I am like the cloud player and keyboard warrior you often describe.
So it's not necessarily right, it's just for reference.
In my Han's universe, there are two techniques that have been tried and tested.
One is flattery, and the other is counter-kill.
The so-called killing is to first erect a pole for the opponent and let him climb up along the pole.
When he climbed high enough, he kicked the pole and broke him, smashing him to pieces.
The so-called anti-killing is actually repaying the opponent with the same way.
No matter how the other party scolds you, you change the subject and object, and then return it to him.
How harsh he is when he scolds you, how uncomfortable it will be to hear you fight back.
The reason is this, but how does it work?
Are there any two students who would like to demonstrate? "
Yan Xi usually talks a lot and has never been convinced by anyone, but today, under the guidance of the expert Han Dao, it seems that his skills have improved again.
He wants to try.
"Junior Sister, why don't we demonstrate for everyone?" He urged Team Luo to have a real-life PK with him.
"Are you cheap? You have to find someone to scold you to be comfortable?" She raised her eyebrows.
"Hehe, you may not be able to scold me better." He challenged.
It must be a visual feast for brothers and sisters to fight each other.
With a bang, Dui Luo grabbed the clothes on Yanxi's shoulders and pulled him up.
"Wow!" The students looked over in unison, and silently took out their mobile phones and pointed them at the two.
"Mr. Han," he said with a naive smile, "In order not to hurt the friendship among the classmates, I want to simulate this quarrel with a virtual identity, is that okay?"
Director Han nodded in acquiescence.
"Okay, I'll pretend to be your husband, and you pretend to be my wife. Let's start fighting now." He smirked and said to Team Luo.
"Do you think I'm blind? How did I marry you?" She patted the table, then raised her hands and stared at him coldly.
Hey, she got into the show in a second, she is quite professional.
"It doesn't matter if you turn off the lights anyway, is it important to be blind or not?"
"Anyway, it's the same when you turn off the lights, why don't you marry a pig?"
"Hehe, you are not allowed to insult pigs, pigs are our good friends."
"Tell me, what did you like about me at the beginning, I can change it."
"Did I believe the fortune teller's nonsense at the beginning, saying that you are prosperous, and I don't know if you are prosperous to Laowang next door. Except for weight, nothing has gained."
"Bah! Who said it didn't go up? Didn't your blood pressure, blood lipids, and blood sugar all go up? Besides, your one deaf ear got it wrong at the time. The fortune-telling said that you forget your husband, forget it!"
"Hehe, forget about me, you are so good, go to Wang Shicong and see if you can get married."
"Hmph, even if you are the only man left in the world, I don't want to marry you anymore."
"Hehe, if I'm really the only man left in the world, do I still need to consider you?"
"Cut, be careful to grind the iron rod into embroidery needles for you."
"Thanks, I just realized that in your mind, I am actually an iron rod. You finally spit out an ivory."
"Elephants don't spit ivory. Do you let a dog spit it? Joke! Oh, sorry, I found out that I was wrong."
"Oh? You took the initiative to admit defeat? Hehe, do you know where you went wrong?"
"I was wrong, I shouldn't insult the dog."
"You..." He was defeated after all, and losing to his own junior sister was not too embarrassing.
The students were amazed by the performance just now. Fortunately, it was recorded on their mobile phones. When they go home and practice repeatedly, they can conquer their significant other by relying on this textbook to fight.
He smiled foolishly, and applauded Team Luo in praise: "It's a good thing they're not a real couple, thank you for the kindness of Junior Sister not to marry."
"Oh my god," she wiped the sweat from her brow, "marriage is so terrible, the grave, definitely the grave!"
The two sat down again with lingering fear, and the boat of friendship almost capsized.
Director Han pushed his glasses, swallowed, and said shamelessly: "I was wrong, I should be under the car, not in the car, seeing how awesome you are."
"No, no, Mr. Han, you are the professional." Yanxi replied modestly.
"Are you planning to flatter me and kill me? Don't forget, I have already taken regret medicine and got food poisoning. As long as I die quickly, no one can murder me." Director Han joked.
Everyone relaxed and laughed together.
Yanxi tipped up half of his buttocks, leaned close to Luo Dui, and whispered, "You're right, it's really an iron rod!"
She smiled contemptuously: "Well, it's none of my business, just make yourself happy."
(End of this chapter)