MMB Chapter 56 The Hangover
Chapter 56 The Hangover
Chapter 56 The Hangover
"That handsome guy, come here." Yanxi waved.
"What the hell, sir, should you give me the beauty's cell phone number?" The handsome boy walked over proudly.
"Wait a minute for the phone number, I heard you called that woman's wife just now?"
"Hi, my wife, my baby, my dear, they are all pronouns, one name per person, how can I remember so many, besides, look at how old I am, I'm not even under the legal age of marriage."
"But I clearly heard that she said that she saved money to marry you. I didn't hear that wrong, did I?"
The handsome boy stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, and said, "Yes, that old woman has been pestering me all day long, and she couldn't get rid of it. If she insisted on sticking to her for nothing, what else could I do? Just Think of it as warming someone’s bed with someone’s money. Anyway, it’s just wasted first, and when her conscience finds out one day, she will naturally let me live.”
"Hmph, how old is that girl, so you just call her an old woman. If I were a female boxer, I would beat you to death right now." Mother Fan said unconvinced.
"But I think your fiancée can't pay you tonight." Yanxi drank half a glass of beer.
"No, she is in a hurry and will be back soon. Don't worry, she can still afford tens of thousands of dollars."
Now it's not a question of whether you can afford it, but a question of Yanxi's reluctance to let Xiaoye pay.
"Forget it, I'll pay the money tonight, and treat it as my tuition fee. Come and teach me, how can I be as easy-going as you are?"
"Sir, don't be joking. You are already past the age of eating this bowl of rice. Give me the beauty's number."
Eating what's in the bowl, but still looking at what's in the pot so blatantly?
"Are you not good at hearing? I said, I will pay for the 11 yuan, and I will also pay for the food at your table. Don't worry about our young lady and concentrate on being with your fiancée. I understand. ?"
"Master, you don't pay attention. It's not like I can't afford the fifty thousand. I will definitely pay the old woman when she comes back."
Yanxi paused the recording on the phone, showed the recent call, and said, "Whether she can come back or not, I have the final say."
The handsome boy looked astonished, "Wait, let me take a look, you are Xiaoye's leader, right?"
"I'm the wealthy client you mentioned just now."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't know that rich people like you also eat grilled fish. I don't want to answer the phone number of this young lady. I'm really sorry. Comparing with me, I'm leaving now."
The handsome boy returned to the next table in desperation, and after a few words, several people left.
"Xiaoye, if you have other things to do, go ahead, I'm OK here, I'm sorry for causing you to make a waste of time."
"En." I'm afraid she is still crying, and she can't say the extra words.
Yanxi looked at a few diners who were in a daze, laughed, and said, "Why are you all staring blankly? Let's drink!"
After speaking, I picked up a can of Wusu, tons...
The glare of the sun shone through the curtains on Yanxi's face, he squinted his eyes and reached out to grab the phone next to the pillow.
Huh!No?
Feeling under the pillow, still nothing.
Did it fall to the ground?
He crawled to the side of the bed, slightly opened his eyes and looked at the ground, his head suddenly felt like an electric shock.
I go!This is where?
Sit up quickly and look around, double bed, pink eiderdown quilt, vanity mirror with two rows of light bulbs, delicate balcony, and colorful girls' clothes hanging on the drying rack.
It was the same as the first reaction of various leading men in the movie. He lifted the quilt nervously and looked at it. Fortunately, the pants were still there.
But where is he?My head was dizzy for a while, I just remembered drinking a can of Wusu with my head raised, and I had no memory of what happened next.
He shouted twice first: "Is there anyone? Hello, is there anyone?"
no response.
So I got out of bed and looked for my phone.
It was okay to lie down, but this time I got up very uncomfortable, dizzy and nauseated, my mouth was as bitter as chewing traditional Chinese medicine, my right upper arm was tingling, my limbs were sore and numb, the water in my stomach was shaking, and I might feel sick at any time. Spit it out, the weirdest thing is the butt, it hurts like hell for no reason.
Going to the vanity mirror, I saw that my dark eye circles were just like Master Luo's time management.
There was a note on the dressing table: "Brother Yan, there are eight-treasure porridge and milk in the refrigerator, you can drink whatever you want, and get more protein."
Brother Yan?Could this be Hanhan's house?Look at the candy-colored sixty eight girls' underwear on the drying rack, oh!It's really Hanhan's.
Also, protein supplements?protein!Could it be...
It's over, it's over, it's over!Hua Mo knew he was going to kill me!
Bodhisattva bless, quickly find the phone!
Not coming back all night, plus waking up in the bed of the rumored girlfriend, even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to wash it off.
Yanxi's heart was about to collapse, and his beloved wife's character was also going to be confused.
The harmonious relationship that has just been established with Huamo is about to be destroyed.
His mind is full of pictures of Huamo cutting him horizontally and vertically with scissors.
What wine do you drink?What kind of wine are you drinking!
I couldn't find it in the bedroom, but when I opened the door to the living room, there was indeed a dead cell phone on the dining table.
But I can't be sure it's my one without turning it on, so go find the charger.
I can't even think about signing in. The most important thing now is to figure out how I got to Hanhan's house, what happened between me and Hanhan, and how I should explain it to Hua Mo.
After rummaging through boxes and cabinets by the bed and seeing a few things that shouldn’t be seen, I finally found the charger. Bodhisattva, Jesus, Lord Buddha, God, come and bless me!
Charging, anxiously waiting to turn on.
Hey, it just happened to be broken at this time, and I can't remember what happened last night.
My clothes are neat, so in theory, nothing too outrageous should happen.
Although Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, but counseling is always counseling, and cheating should be so daring and daring.
If Wusu fell asleep afterwards and didn't wake up until just now, it would be the best result.
I hope so.
As a bitten apple appeared on the screen, thank goodness it booted successfully.
Already 10:30?Sleeping from 10 o'clock to 30:[-] last night, is it too long?
Beep beep beep beep, received more than a dozen messages.
Most of them are flowery, such as "I haven't finished eating yet", such as "When will I come back", such as "Where are people", such as "Where did you die", such as "Get back soon".
There are a few more, one is from Xiaoye at [-] o'clock: "Thank you, Mr. Yan, I am in a much better mood now."
The rest were all sent by Hanhan: "Brother Yan, where have you been?" The time was probably between [-]:[-] and [-]:[-].
He flipped through the call log again.
Whoa!After ten o'clock, there was still a series of phone records, Xiaoye's accounted for four or five, and there were a few calls from strangers.
It's too bad, after drinking Wusu, he must be a demon, and he wants to cry but has no tears.
"Hello, Hanhan, are you at the company?" He made a phone call nervously, his dantian was weak, and he dared not speak for too long.
"You're awake, you were exhausting me last night."
Oh my god!What do you mean?
"I don't remember anything. Last night, I didn't do anything to you last night, did I?"
"Isn't it, you don't even remember? It's a pity, you have completely refreshed my understanding of you, hahaha, I didn't expect that there is a mighty soul under the skin of a middle-aged man."
Girl, please pay attention to your wording, only Hua Mo can know whether you are powerful or not.
"Mighty?"
"Well, really, there's no better word to describe it."
Just as Hanhan finished speaking, a new unknown number called, and his intuition told him that he should answer.
"I'll call you later, there's a new call."
"Brother, you finally turned on the phone, you can sleep too well!"
It was a man who spoke, and he sounded very young, but why did he call himself brother?
"Who are you?"
"The one that went into the torrent together last night, Ouyang, is that George, remember?"
Riding ahead?That doesn't sound like a good thing.
George?Peppa's brother George?What is this?
"Oh." Never mind, let's talk about it first.
"The doctor said, my hand injury is nothing serious, and it will be almost healed in a week. Let's make another appointment next week. I don't believe I can't beat you. Okay, I will hold an online meeting for the employees. You talked, see you later."
doctor?hand injury?beat me?Which pot and which pot?
A familiar woman said she was mighty, and a strange man said to fight another day. What happened yesterday?
Ouch, my butt hurts, and my head hurts even more.
(End of this chapter)