MMB Chapter 326 Poop Superman
Chapter 326 Poop Superman
Jiang Ling transformed into a golden lightning bolt that streaked across the sky.
The wind whistled sharply in my ears.
The devastated Tokyo below receded rapidly, with lingering ghostly aura still present among the ruins.
Sunlight shone through the clouds onto the scorched earth.
Forty-eight hours to go.
Thirteen hours have passed.
The endless resurrection of the God of Nuo delayed him for a full two hours.
Every minute and every second is precious now.
Once the "Laifu" authority on Liu Yishan is reclaimed, the harem can completely suppress Niu Niu Tiandao.
This disaster that has swept the world will then come to an end.
Conversely, once the four-dimensional form is dispelled, the Minotaur curse will activate.
The consequences could be disastrous.
He suddenly accelerated.
Golden flames trailed a long tail of fire that stretched across several city blocks.
It landed outside the wall of the Uesugi family's old house.
This is a typical Japanese garden.
The black tiles and white walls were covered with withered vines, and the courtyard was covered with a thick layer of dust.
The entire courtyard was excessively clean.
There were no bodies.
There wasn't a trace of blood.
It was as if the moment of divine eclipse had never occurred here.
It's too quiet.
Jiang Ling clenched her fists instinctively.
He unleashed his full power of top-tier Observation Haki, covering the entire courtyard, yet he sensed no danger whatsoever.
Below, there were the auras of three living people.
One of them clearly carried the aura of the authority of Heaven.
Why didn't the Divine Eclipse harm them?
Clearly, they were already very close to the center.
Alarm bells were ringing in his mind.
As a world-class weapon based on causality, the "Laifu" authority will not be allowed to get close so easily.
He stepped into the courtyard.
"Snap—!"
All the glass in the courtyard, including the windows and chandeliers.
Even shards of glass bottles scattered on the ground.
It shattered at the same time.
Billions of sharp glass shards shot toward Jiang Ling at the same time, at an angle that was absolutely impossible in physics.
There are no blind spots, no gaps.
It was like an airtight glass net, enveloping his entire body.
If it were an ordinary person, they would probably be blown to bits in an instant.
This was the first attack by the "Laifu" authority—the internal stress of all the glass reached its limit simultaneously, and the trajectories of all the fragments converged precisely at one point.
After all... from a probability perspective, it's not impossible, right?
From a probabilistic perspective, anything that is possible will be magnified infinitely by Laifu…
"retreat!"
Golden flames rose from Jiang Ling's head.
The glass shards struck the flames and turned to dust, not even touching the hem of his clothes.
But before he could take a second step, the concrete beneath his feet suddenly turned into quicksand without warning.
This is not ordinary quicksand, but liquid cement with extremely high density.
His feet sank instantly and at a visible speed.
The ground around him remained as hard as iron, but the two square meters where he stood had turned into a quagmire that swallowed everything.
Jiang Ling leaped upwards, escaping the quicksand.
But just as he was suspended in mid-air, the sky suddenly darkened.
Countless rusted steel bars, broken metal pieces, and fractured concrete blocks flew toward him from all directions.
These are all fragments of ruins left behind from the previous Eclipse.
Originally scattered in various corners of the city.
But at this moment, it is under the influence of the law of causality.
They all flew precisely towards Jiang Ling.
Each fragment whistled through the air, its power no less than that of a bullet.
Jiang Ling frowned and waved her hand, unleashing a golden wave of energy.
"boom--!"
The shockwave exploded, shattering all the metal fragments into powder.
He landed on the open ground at the entrance of the bunker, and looked at the tightly closed alloy steel door, his expression becoming much more serious.
This was completely different from what he had imagined.
The attacks of the "Laifu" authority are not accompanied by earth-shattering explosions or grotesque monsters, but only by endless, seemingly coincidental, low-probability events.
These attacks, taken individually, are not worth mentioning.
But they are endless and impossible to guard against.
You never know what will suddenly appear in your most vulnerable spot, or in what way, in the next second.
"That's interesting..."
Jiang Ling took a deep breath and walked towards the steel door.
He didn't rashly use the time-stop function, as the calamity seemed to instinctively seek out the probability of being able to stop or kill him.
It's like being in a casino, where the other side is a robot capable of endlessly making judgments based on all available information.
Revealing too many cards is very disadvantageous to oneself.
Five meters to go.
Four meters.
three meters.
Just as he reached out and was about to touch the doorknob...
The space has been stretched.
He didn't back away, and the door didn't move either. Instead, the space between him and the door stretched infinitely, like a rubber band.
What was originally a distance of only three meters instantly became thirty meters, three hundred meters, three thousand meters...
With each step he took forward, the space seemed to lengthen.
No matter how fast he walks, the distance between him and the doorknob.
Always keep it at three meters.
"Zawarudo! Time, stand still!"
At that moment, Jiang Ling activated time stop without hesitation.
Everything around us froze.
The falling leaves stopped in mid-air.
The birds in the distance remained in flight, and even the wind seemed to have stopped moving.
But the steel door continued to recede.
"It seems the calamity is aware of my time-stopping ability. Could it be that all matter in the world is its eye?"
Space and time are fundamental rules at the same level.
Time can freeze matter, but it cannot freeze changes in space itself.
Jiang Ling fell silent.
He tried to smash open space with his fist, but as soon as he punched, the space would continue to stretch along the direction of his fist, and all the force would be completely neutralized by the infinitely extending space.
This is an invisible and intangible wall of cause and effect, yet it is unbreakable.
As long as Liu Yishan subconsciously believes that "there is danger outside, and strangers cannot be allowed to come in."
This wall will never disappear.
However, Jiang Ling has a path that appears from "Lai Fu".
This ability has never been used.
"Demon Soul, adapt to it."
Jiang Ling closed her eyes, and the Demonic Soul within her body began to operate at full power.
A black aura emanated from his body.
It seeped little by little into the elongated space around it.
The core ability of the Demon Soul is to adapt to all rules.
Even the law of causality is no exception.
One minute.
five minutes.
ten minutes.
The black halo grew brighter and brighter, and the elongated space around it began to tremble slightly.
Finally, Jiang Ling suddenly opened her eyes.
He stretched out his hand.
This time, the space was not extended.
His fingertips pressed firmly on the cold doorknob.
He felt the cold metallic touch and finally opened the bunker's steel door.
The moment the door opened.
"Bang--!!!"
A soft sound came from a room not far from the bunker, followed by an indescribable, suffocating stench.
Jiang Ling's face darkened visibly.
He instinctively held his breath and looked up.
At the end of the bunker corridor, the fully automated toilet system exploded.
Countless yellowish-brown, viscous excrements erupted like a volcanic eruption, swirling and coalescing in the air, eventually forming a three-meter-tall, muscular figure wearing red underwear in front of him…
Super Poop.
Poop Superman struck a classic flying pose, his eyes flashing yellow light as he stared intently at Jiang Ling, adopting a fighting stance.
Jiang Ling: "..."
He is now absolutely certain that Niu Niu Tiandao has definitely tampered with the "Lai Fu" authority.
Damn it, whose misfortune turns into poop superheroism?!
However, to be fair, this is indeed a very good way to prevent him from getting close...
After all, it's better to kill him than to make him use excrement.
Meanwhile, deep inside the bunker, in the living room...
Liu Yishan was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, holding a game controller and having a great time.
I got tired of fishing and had enough snacks.
She searched through the entire game cabinet in the bunker.
I finally found an old game with a unique art style – Poop Man 3.
"Wow, this game is so much fun!"
Liu Yishan's eyes sparkled as she controlled the poop superhero wearing red underwear on the screen:
"Using poop to fight bad guys? That's so cool!"
Uesugi Kazumi sat beside her, organizing supplies, and shook her head helplessly: "Take it slow, don't strain your eyes. I wonder what's going on outside. I hope those monsters leave soon."
"It's alright, Grandma. Look how safe it is here. No outsiders can come in."
Liu Yishan murmured without turning her head:
"I just finished the second level, and now I'm already fighting the final boss? Hmm, this boss has blond hair, and he runs really fast..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the game screen flashed and entered the BOSS battle interface.
A blond, blue-eyed boss wearing a black leather jacket appeared in the center of the screen, moving so fast that it left afterimages.
Liu Yishan threw several pieces of excrement, but he nimbly dodged them all.
"Oops, I missed again!"
Liu Yishan pouted and gripped the handle tightly, clearly unconvinced.
"I refuse to believe I can't hit you! Take this Spiral Shit!"
She pressed the skill button, and the poop superhero on the screen threw out a spinning poop that flew towards the blond-haired BOSS.
The entrance to the bunker.
Jiang Ling was facing off against Poop Superman with a dark expression when he suddenly saw Poop Superman raise his hand and a spiral-shaped pile of poop came hurtling toward his face.
He instinctively dodged to the side, and the feces slammed into the wall behind him, creating a large crater, with yellow juice splattering everywhere.
"A series of poop attacks!"
"A poop meteor shower!"
Liu Yishan's voice came from deep within the bunker, accompanied by game sound effects.
In reality, Poop Superman also activated his skill, with countless fist-sized turds shooting over like machine gun bullets, followed by a rain of turds that blocked all of Jiang Ling's escape routes.
Misfortune is even more powerful than the Heavenly Dao, really!
Jiang Ling's face was grim as he attempted to use time-stop.
But soon, Jiang Ling discovered that with such a dense rain of excrement, it was impossible to move forward. Even with the ability to become ethereal, she would still have to pass through layers of excrement...
He can't do it.
Jiang Ling tried to use the force of her punch to smash Poop Superman.
But after being broken up, the excrement will recombine.
They are impossible to kill.
You can't kill it by hitting it, you can't dodge it, and you can't even run away from it.
If only he takes a step back.
The space will automatically pull him back.
Jiang Ling had never felt so frustrated in her life.
Even when facing the true form of Niu Niu Tian Dao, he wasn't this disheveled.
As expected of a newly emerged Heavenly Dao-level authority...
He activated time stop again, thinking, "Maybe I should just cover my face and rush over."
Anyway, as long as we don't talk about it, we can pretend it never happened...
Jiang Ling took a deep breath and began to mentally prepare herself.
The feces stopped in mid-air.
Poop Superman remained motionless, maintaining his attack stance.
I had just mentally prepared myself and was ready to charge forward.
He discovered that the feces were moving at a speed of one millimeter per second.
They moved slowly toward him.
"???"
Jiang Ling's eyes widened.
He soon understood everything.
My own time has stopped.
Essentially, it slows down the speed of all particles in space.
However, in the microscopic world, there is an effect called quantum tunneling.
His time-stopping action cannot affect the particles undergoing quantum tunneling.
The particles that make up excrement are undergoing quantum tunneling under the control of the calamity.
That's why he can move within his time-stopping domain.
At the same time, misfortune itself has no physical form.
It is a rule, a probability, just like light.
Time can slow down the spread of light, but it cannot stop light from spreading completely.
Therefore, misfortune will not stop, and the particles that undergo quantum tunneling through misfortune will not be completely fixed in place.
"Holy crap..."
Jiang Ling was completely speechless.
He watched the slowly approaching excrement, and through his Observation Haki, he observed the large, squirrel-like girl playing happily deep inside the bunker.
I finally understand the reason behind all of this.
Liu Yishan's voice came again, tinged with anxiety:
"How can this boss dodge so well?! Can't it just stand still and let me spray a bunch of bullets?"
"Try that ultimate skill, it's the big red button in the bottom right corner," Uesugi Kazumi suggested as she finished packing and sat down to watch her granddaughter play games.
"Oh right! I forgot about the ultimate skill!" Liu Yishan chuckled.
Upon hearing this, a sense of crisis instantly swept over Jiang Ling.
He suddenly looked up at Poop Superman.
Poop Superman was seen clasping his hands together and raising them above his head.
Countless excrement gathered from all directions, forming a huge ball of poop ten meters in diameter above its head.
It was also flashing with an eerie yellow light and emitting a suffocating stench.
The world-destroying poop cannon is charging up.
Once this thing explodes.
Not to mention him, the entire upper level of the bunker will be submerged in a yellow ocean.
He watched the increasingly large ball of poop grow bigger and bigger, and listened to Liu Yishan's excited countdown.
Forcing our way in won't work, attacking won't work, and running away won't work either.
Am I really going to get hit by poop and use the Demon Soul?
Do you want to constantly adapt to a sea of maggots and excrement? No way—forget it!
If he could, he would love to smash the entire bunker to pieces with one punch.
However, even his harmless approach caused this level of disaster; what if he were to actually deliver a punch?
It's likely that the world's excrement will be poured towards him.
"Since your core method involves manipulating all atoms and molecules at the microscopic level..." Jiang Ling narrowed her eyes, her fingertips disappearing inch by inch, "then I'll enter the same realm as you!"
"The Chop-Chop Fruit—!"