When the Master of Bliss is reincarnated as a Tang Monk

Chapter 20

Here's the thing.

In such a world that has monsters, humans, and gods and Buddhas at the same time, no matter what happens, it is not surprising.

For example, a country where all women are present.

It is also like a river with a strange power, no matter what gender you are, you can get pregnant by drinking the water in it.

"That river actually has such an effect?!"

Sun Wukong couldn't help raising his voice, feeling very absurd and unbelievable.

Right now, they are temporarily resting in the inn of Xiliang Women's Country, and just half a quarter of an hour ago, whether it was Tong Mo or Zhu Bajie, their stomachs were all inflated like balloons desperately inflated. Soon it will be as big as a basket.Only Monk Sun Wukong, who did not drink water before, survived.

And after Sun Wukong turned around in a hurry, arrested a land and came over to ask sharply, they didn't know the news of such a thunderbolt from the blue sky.

The land carefully looked at Sun Wukong's face, feeling a little frightened, for fear that the other party's golden cudgel would hit him with a slip of his hand, and then he really didn't have enough lives to squander.

But for Monkey King's question, this land obviously didn't dare not answer, so in the end it could only squeeze out a smile that was uglier than crying: "That's right, Great Sage. Although it sounds absurd, Xiliang Women's Kingdom is A country with only women has reproduced in this way from generation to generation."

"Not a single man?"

Sun Wukong still refused to believe it.

"How dare the little god fool the great sage with this kind of thing." Land repeatedly begged for forgiveness.

Sun Wukong still felt that this matter should not develop like this, but he turned his head and looked at Zhu Bajie, who was leaning against the bed with a big belly moaning//groaning, and Tong Mo, who was poking his swollen belly curiously , had to accept such a mysterious opening.

Wait, there seems to be something strange mixed in.

Monkey King wiped his face, and after a closer look, he found that it was not his own illusion.Tong Mo not only didn't have a frown, on the contrary, he even seemed to be poking his belly with a strange and secret curiosity that Gen En couldn't understand.

Sun Wukong felt that he could hold back a scream in his throat: "Master! What are you doing!"

Tong Mo turned to look at him, with a pure and innocent look on his face: "Ah, Wukong? I just think it's very interesting, so I want to try it."

"I always thought that only women could undertake the work of bearing offspring. Didn't I expect that men can do this too?"

Tong Mo's voice carried a kind of emotion that Sun Wukong couldn't understand.

"Sure enough, my previous cognition was too narrow!"

Sun Wukong didn't want to know what Tong Mo knew before.

Tong Mo can completely ignore this matter, and even accept everything that happened and enjoy it, but it does not mean that other people can also have such a strong mentality.Zhu Bajie clutched his stomach and groaned, looking at Monkey King as if he was looking at straws.

"Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey!" He wailed in pain, "You have to find a way to help me, save me! If this continues, I will really have a baby!"

Although he was really anxious, Sun Wukong had to admit that Zhu Bajie's words still amused him: "Really? I think it's not impossible even if you give birth to this child."

Zhu Bajie:? ? ?

listen!listen!Is this what people should say!

After all, he also has some great wisdom. Seeing that he could not become the weight to impress Sun Wukong, he rolled his eyes and dragged Tong Mo next to him into the water, yelling non-stop: "Okay! If you are willing to take care of the old pig, you should take care of the master, right? Do you really want to see the master give birth to a child?"

"At that time, just take care of the children in this Xiliang women's kingdom, and decades will pass like this! When this continues, when will I be able to go to the west!"

That can't be ignored.

What's more, Sun Wukong originally just wanted to make a joke with Zhu Bajie, and now seeing that it was no longer possible to continue teasing Zhu Bajie, Monkey King smiled, and continued to inquire about the news with the hapless apprentice.

"Hey, old man of the land, you have also seen it. My master, junior and younger brothers are all troubled by the river water. As the local land god, can't you come up with a regulation to solve it?"

After all, Land is afraid of Sun Wukong's evil reputation outside, so he hastily revealed everything he knows, only hoping that in this way, the evil star can let him go: "There are some!"

"From the Xiliang women's country, go south to the outside of the city, that is, more than 30 miles away, there is a mountain called Jieyang Mountain, and there is a cave on the mountain called Po'er Cave."

"There is a spring in that cave, and the spring water that gushes out of it corresponds to the water of the Zimu River. If the mother and child are full of river water, but they change their minds and don't want to have the child, all they need to do is drink a bowl of fetal spring water to relieve the fetal gas."

Sun Wukong raised his head and laughed loudly: "It's true that there must be an antidote within seven steps, but it's only a mere thirty miles, so what's so difficult! For my old grandson, it's just a distance to turn around! "

Sun Wukong said so, and immediately stood up.It was just a blink of an eye, and when I looked at it again, I couldn't even see a monkey hair in place.

"Oh! Why did the Great Sage leave in such a hurry? I haven't finished my sentence yet!" The land patted his thigh anxiously, "Beside the Luotai Spring, although you can use the spring water freely in the past, but now it is always It's different than before!"

Zhu Bajie groaned: "What's the matter? It can't be that the spring has dried up, right? - Ouch, Ouch! My stomach!"

The earth frowns: "Of course not. It's just that in recent years, a goblin has taken the birth spring as his own. If anyone wants a bottle of the birth spring, he has to pay a lot of money to buy it from that monster!"

Zhu Bajie: "...then this monster is also amazing."

During their journey, they have seen monsters that like to eat people, and monsters that are kind to humans... But they have never seen this kind of monster that is keen on buying and selling humans by force, and restraining the relationship between humans. The ghost of currency.

It's outrageous.

Tong Mo was lying slanted on the bed at first, but when he heard Land's introduction, he immediately regained his energy.

He sat up from the bed and went to look at the land, without hiding the interest in his words: "Oh? A monster?"

Tu Tu only felt that Tong Mo's voice made his back chill—but the other party didn't say anything, so he could only follow Tong Mo's words: "Yes, there is a monster. I don't know where it came from, and I don't know what it is. What kind of foot. Ashamed to say, the little god is not his opponent, and we can only see him occupying the mountain as king."

Tong Mo doesn't care about this, he only cares about other things: "This monster you mentioned, does he eat people?"

The land was really stumped by Tong Mo's question.

He frowned and recalled for a long time before he finally said hesitantly: "This... In the impression of the little old man, it seems that he has never seen that monster eating people, and it seems that he rarely even hurts humans. "

"Paying money with one hand and delivering the goods with the other hand can be called a very good reputation. At most, it is just refusing to give birth to those who have no money."

"Ah...that's it..."

Don't know if it's his own illusion, Tutu thinks that Tong Mo looks very sad.He seemed to have been drained of all energy in an instant, the limbs just now disappeared completely, and he lay back on the bed softly again.

"In that case, let's wait for Wukong to come back."

Tong Mo put on a face, his attitude was very bad.

And it turns out, you can always trust Monkey King, Monkey King.

That monster is indeed difficult to deal with, but it is only for ordinary humans.In the eyes of Sun Wukong, it is just a level of sprinkling water, and he can easily subdue and win.

Although the first time he was indeed overwhelmed by some small actions of the opponent, but the second time Monkey King successfully taught the opponent a lesson and got what he wanted.

"Seeing that you, a monster, don't hurt people or do evil in your daily life, and because you are Brother Niu's sworn brother, I will spare you this time, your grandpa."

Before leaving, Sun Wukong, who did not forget to intimidate the other party, successfully returned with the birth spring water, and met his unlucky master and junior.

...Of course, maybe only Zhu Bajie felt unlucky.Looking at Tong Mo's appearance, he obviously finds his current pregnant posture very interesting, and it can even be said that he enjoys it.

Sun Wukong:  …

Sometimes he really doubts what kind of strange species Tong Mo is.

Of course, the land will not deceive them about this kind of thing.That water can be said to be a cure for the disease, after drinking it for only a moment, you can already hear the beating of the belly like a drum, and immediately Zhu Bajie and Tong Mo went straight to the latrine.

Monk Sha shook his head helplessly, but soon laughed again: "It's great that Master and Second Senior Brother are fine."

After all, he is different from Monkey King and Zhu Bajie.

Even before he was demoted to the mortal world, Monk Sha was just an ordinary one among the hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, no matter in terms of cultivation level or status, there was no need to say anything about it.Learning scriptures from the Western Paradise is both a catastrophe and an opportunity for him. Whether he can soar up like this depends entirely on this encounter.

It can be said that among the four people in this group, only Monk Sha is the most devout and serious about going to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures and achieve positive results.

So seeing that this oolong matter can be resolved smoothly, how can Monk Sha not let him breathe a sigh of relief.

In short, when Tong Mo and Zhu Bajie walked out of Unpredictable, they were already relaxed again.

Sun Wukong had to tease a few words: "This is a rare experience, how does it feel to be pregnant, Master?"

However, Tong Mo is not the type to be embarrassed.

He even thought about it seriously, and then described it to Sun Wukong: "The stomach is heavy, and it is inconvenient to move. It seems that there is something uncomfortable in his body that has been competing with you for power."

Tong Mo frowned and smiled, but there was no warmth in the depths of his pupils: "If Wukong hadn't brought the Luotaiquan back in time, maybe I couldn't help but do it myself."

How to do it?

Of course, some physical means are adopted, and then...everyone understands it.

Sun Wukong feels that he can always realize at some extremely special moments that although Tang Seng still has a warm and jade-like shell on the outside, in fact, what is the core stuffed in this body? Becoming an enemy with him would make one's heart chill and ruthless existence.

The joke caused by the Zimu River is over, but Sun Wukong saw with sharp eyes that Tong Mo collected the rest of the spring water, and even ordered him to bring back some Zimu River water.

Although Sun Wukong obeyed the order, he still couldn't help asking: "Master, what do you want these for?"

Tong Mo replied happily: "Because it looks like a very valuable thing."

He changed hands and threw these things into the Dimensional Mall.

They left from the station and soon entered the capital of Xiliang.All the people in the streets and alleys were women. After seeing the four of them coming, not only were they not frightened or avoided, but they all came together as if they had seen something very special and interesting.

"Yeah, it's a man..."

"Is this the man?"

"Hey, what a handsome monk..."

This scene reminds Tong Mo of the oiran outings he saw when he went to Flower Street before.

At this time, Monkey King still has a way.He slapped Zhu Bajie and ordered: "Idiot! Show your usual face!"

Zhu Bajie: "?? You monkey made it clear, why am I the usual 'face'!"

But that being said, he still obediently listened to Sun Wukong, opened his mouth wide, and fluttered his wide ears up and down, looking really vicious and ugly, and those ladies and wives who bluffed all backed away, only then did he have a way to move forward the way.

They were welcomed into the emperor's palace.

"It turns out that he is an eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, but he is really a man of talent and heart-wrenching."

The empress of Xiliang is a glamorous beauty, her eyes and eyebrows are looking forward and looking forward, and she is so bright and beautiful.She took the customs clearance document and looked at it again and again, but she didn't want to stamp it immediately, she just held her chin with her hands and looked at Tong Mo with a smile.

"Elder Tang, Brother Yu." The Empress said, "I have a great fortune here, and I want to give it to you. I don't know what you want?"

"Ok?"

The empress did not show any shyness at all, and expressed her feelings openly and generously: "I am very pleased with Brother Yu, and I want to hire you as the husband of the king. I wonder if Brother Yu is willing?"

In the empress' mind, this shouldn't be a problem at all.She is willing to share the power of a country's emperor with him, and is willing to become his wife, cut candles in front of the window with him, and listen to the rain hitting plantains and phoenix trees.

However, Tong Mo's reaction was fierce. It's better to say that no one thought that he would express such strong objections on this matter: "No, no, no... I'm not interested in this."

joke.

Not to mention the threats and demands from the system, but just to say that if he stays in the Xiliang Women's Country, wouldn't it be true that he would not be able to fight at all?

How could Tong Mo allow such a thing to happen.

Disappointment flashed across the empress's eyes, but she was not discouraged.She just slowly put down the customs clearance documents in her hand, and looked at Tong Mo with a strange tolerance.

"It's okay, Brother Yu, don't be so hasty to make a conclusion." She smiled at Tong Mo, the gesture of a young girl, which can arouse pity in the man's heart, "In the past few days, why don't you spend more time in our country? Take a look, maybe you will like it here.”

But he never mentioned the need to stamp the customs clearance documents.

They were dragged by the palace people and temporarily stayed in the palace—this is actually a somewhat unreasonable move, but it is probably because Tong Mo really has a good skin, so the entire Xiliang women's court can't wait. I want to welcome him as the king's husband.

Don't miss such a good opportunity!

After being treated to a sumptuous vegetarian meal, several of them went to rest in the hall without mentioning it.Tong Mo took off his hat, took off his coat, opened the quilt and was about to get in——

But at some point, a woman with a scorpion tail was lying on the bed, and she rushed over, setting off a gust of evil wind: "Brother Yu, come and have fun with me!"

Tong Mo: "Huh?"

So they brought supper?